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(9203 hits. Posted 2002/09/23)
Following was logged around August 1998 by Tarmo Tubro aka Tups.
Silicon strolling near BM:
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Grassy plain
There is snow on the ground.
The healthy cow stands here grazing on the bright green grass.
A rabbit is here eyeing your presence warily.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
Exits: North East South.

* R S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
You start to concentrate...

* R S C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Ok.
Your fireball hits *a Dwarf* with full force, causing an immediate death
.
[get coins corpse]
*a Dwarf* is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Dwarf*'s death cry.

* R S C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
You get coins from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
There was 11 gold coins 18 silver pennies 75 copper pennies.

* R S C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>exa corpse
corpse (here) : 
a hooded brass lantern
a butcher knife (brand new)
a weapon sheath
a broad girdle
a longsword (dented)
a plain cloak (brand new)
a full metal shield (brand new)
a pair of thin vambraces (brand new)
a thin pair of metal gauntlets (brand new)
a thick pair of rigid leather boots (brand new)
a thin pair of greaves (brand new)
a metal helmet (brand new)
a metal breastplate (brand new)
a large sack
a large sack
a dented pail
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a bit later..
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Your fireball hits Heidi the stablehand with full force, causing an
immediate
death.
Heidi the stablehand is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear Heidi the stablehand's death cry.

* R C Mana:Hot>nar Heidi the stablehand is dead! R.I.P. :)
l
Ok.

* S C Mana:Hot>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'l'

* R S C Mana:Warm>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'so she is....'

* R S C Mana:Warm>t yavanna whassup
Ok.

* S C Mana:Warm>
An Inlaid Stone Walkway
call

* S C Mana:Warm>
You call for the gate to be opened.

* S C Mana:Warm>
You have the uneasy impression that a pair of unseen eyes are scrutinizing
you
from the closed gate.
Reply is now set to A dwarven gateguard
A dwarven gateguard tells you 'I'm not opening for you!'
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'you should not kill good citizens going about their w
ork you know'

* S C Mana:Warm>repl ?
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Cold>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'it is a bad idea to kill the good folk of Arda'

* R S C Mana:Cold>t yavanna what happens if i kill em
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Icy>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'Elbereth's list seems likely'

* R S C Mana:Icy>nar ainulindale tells you 'it is a bad idea to kill the
good fo
lk of Arda'
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Cold>
Brog narrates '*laugh*'

* R S C Mana:Cold>nar ainulindale tells you 'Elbereth's list seems likely'
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Cold>
Spawn narrates 'heh'

* R S C Mana:Cold>l 
Spark narrates 'kill the ainulaindale!'

* R S C Mana:Cold>t yavanna im ready to be listed!
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Warm>t yavanna btw i didnt kill any elves
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Warm>t yavanna just dwarves
l
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Warm>l
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'elbereth's list is not only for elf killings'
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'hmm care to comment on your pk trophy?'
Your fireball hits a dwarven prospector with full force, causing an
immediate death.
A dwarven prospector is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear a dwarven prospector's death cry.

* R S C Mana:Cold>t yavanna A dwarven prospector is dead! R.I.P.
l
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Warm>t yavanna comment ?
l
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Warm>t yavanna you mean ?
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Hot>t elbereth list
Ok.
Reply is now set to Elbereth Gilthoniel
Elbereth Gilthoniel tells you 'I will not speak to enemies of the Elves!
'

* R S C Mana:Hot>t yavanna i have never been on elbereth before, i think i
shoul
d try it :)
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>Yavanna tells you 'harumph what about Sauron's? I a
m concerned at how many whitie pk's I see on trophy?'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna they all old kills
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'not quite ;)'

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'if others group you they get elbie's touch'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna its ok
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna its better than saurons
Ok.
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'so what about the most recent pk?'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna i may get his eq back, i mena its left in
corpse
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'why did you kill him??'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna he barked on me :(
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'huh he did what?'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna youngster should have a bit more respect to
elder ones 
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna his eq in corpse
l
Ok.
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'that is NO excuse to pk another person... least of al
l one so much lower level than you'

* R S C>t yavanna yes he was
l
Ok.

* R S C>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'we do not look favourably on legends who pk lowbies'

* R S C>t yavanna i mean i didnt loot anything 
Ok.

* R S C>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'that is irrelevant'

* R S C>t yavanna i can apolo him
Ok.

* R S C>t yavanna sometimes we must teach young mumers HOW to play
Ok.
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'you are >< that close to Sauron's'

* R S C Mana:Burning>repl im really sorry i killed lev 8 dwarv
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna maybe elbereth is ok and i take some
lessons from it :(
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>t sauron list
Ok.
Reply is now set to Sauron
Sauron tells you 'My Envoys: Gaze, Vayu, more to come.'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna sauron is made for only pk carieerers
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'not so'
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'anyone who looks like they might become career might 
be listed or someone who is particularly noteable in his kill eg by
killing an istar OR a BABY might be listed'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna i think sauron is too bad, i should get a
chance
Ok.

* R S C>t yavanna please...... *hug*
l
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'you're not added yet, but another kill of that calibr
e and you will be, OK?'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna what about elbereths ?
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'you showed no remorse so that stands'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t elbereth silicon
Ok.
Reply is now set to Elbereth Gilthoniel
Elbereth Gilthoniel tells you 'I will not speak to enemies of the Elves!
'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna am i elbereth listed ?
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>sc
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'yes'

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'avoid elves if I were you'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna okies
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Grazing Fields
There is snow on the ground.
A clear spring babbles as cool water trickles out of the ground.
A loyal shepherd's dog is standing here.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east [key: 'czaxenzigbho'].

* R S C Mana:Burning>
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The Stonegate is opened from the other side.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
*a Dwarf* leaves west [key: 'czaxenzigbho'].
The Stonegate closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

* R S C Mana:Burning>who
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'well stop throwing your weight about and killing peop
le who stand NO chance against you'

* R S C Mana:Hot>dism
You stop riding a mountain mule.
camp rent

* S C Mana:Hot>Ok, you make your camp here.
A warm fire lights the place.
#connection "main" closed.
#cancan stopped dancing.
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In case someone didn't get the point, Silicon
was (and still is) Black Numenorean.



2002/09/23 21:18, Gray: 
ROFLMAO! :))) You mean... Yavanna is THAT clueless? Still, would be fun to see the first sauronlisted BN! The true BN! *laugh*

2002/09/23 21:39, Alantir: 
Mistakes can be made by anyone... this was rather fun though. :)

2002/09/23 22:53, Chauncey: 
Hehe, seen it before, but it still cracks me up!

2002/09/24 07:07, Shagrath: 
ROFL :))

2002/09/24 09:34, Devastator: 
LAUGH This MUST stay on the site, PRICELESS!!!!1

2002/09/24 11:17, Kaool:   
LOL ... just too funny >)

2002/09/24 20:45, Roadkill: 
Oh my. :-)

Priceless log. :-)

2002/09/25 04:55, Goretongue: 
ya i remember seeing this before, funny stuff

2002/09/26 03:42, Durcano: 
ayep, this is really rocking :)

2002/09/26 10:33, Rayden:   
*LAUGH* x 2984738237488234 times

2002/09/27 06:18, Gothmog:   
I might be lessening the fun for people, but I think this was around the time where whois on a BN showed 'is a Man'. Then again, this 'Man' is pretty famous. :-)

2002/09/29 00:03, Conti:   
lol vayu was listed before?

2002/10/18 22:50, Durandir:   
Jeah, was pretty funny!

2002/11/01 17:18, Jocke:   
This is probably the best log ever. *hug* Tarmo

2002/11/26 04:57, Johannes: 
It still cracks me up :-))

* R S C>t yavanna i can apolo him

*Lol*

2002/11/27 20:17, Kostihryz:   
AWESOME. :p

2002/12/05 11:25, Gila: 
The thing that strikes me as the funniest is that the BN didn't enlighten her!!! He just played along! That is sooo funny! :D

2002/12/30 10:08, Dragos:   
I reall hope imms of MUME have to past a basic IQ test now after this...

2003/01/02 04:43, Humala: 
Yeppers this log gotta be one of the funniest I've seen :) Woulda rocked to see the dwarf die again, and see what Yavanna had to say to that:)

2003/03/17 00:25, Darand: 
Oh my I nearly fell off my chair reading this one... SO funny.

Yavanna tells you 'avoid elves if I were you'

It was back in the good old days when we still used to see bn's round bm. It sure is a lesson for imm's though never EVER take short cuts in punishments.

2003/05/01 10:31, Shadrach: 
I JUST LOVE THIS LOG!
Yavanna tells you 'why did you kill him??'
* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna he barked on me :(


HAHAHAHHAHAA I LOVE IT!

2003/08/09 21:35, Cuantar:   
LOL! That's hillarious :P *comf Yavanna*

2004/10/30 18:09, Ninjzor: 
Harrrr!!!

2006/07/15 15:13, Björn: 
Ninjzor du är ingen pirat!

2006/08/30 06:12, Lodis:   
* R S C Mana:Cold>
Brog narrates '*laugh*'

* R S C Mana:Cold>nar ainulindale tells you 'Elbereth's list seems likely'
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Cold>
Spawn narrates 'heh'

* R S C Mana:Cold>l
Spark narrates 'kill the ainulaindale!'


How come 2 dwarves on BN narrates?

2006/11/25 10:53, Fankil: 
They must be old orcs/BNs/trolls who later deleted and were remade as dwarves.

2007/01/11 23:44, Passiona:   
I read it and reread it. And i still like it!

2009/06/06 07:04, Thurge: 
I am agree with Björn!


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