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(9001 hits. Posted 2004/01/06)
Newbies
By Deor
We were all standing around wondering what kind of crack this dude was on when


### There's newbies, and then there's NEWBIES..

Squib prays 'my strength suddenly decreased from 17 to 1, what's up?'
whois Squib

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>Squib is a level six Noldorin Mercenary.
Is playing from Aol.
Exp: 33,847  TP: 1,161  WP: 0  Coins: 0  Played: 1 days, 9 hours.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>/stat player squib
Name:[Squib],  Id:[389025],  Type:[PC],  Sex:[Male],  Room:[5215]
Race:[Noldo],  Class:[None],  Level:[6],  Exp:[33847],  TP:[1161],  Align:[125/125]
Citizen:[GreyHavens],  Age:[74 y, 0 m, 0 d, 7 h],  Height:[189 cm],  Weight:[7489 dg],  Coins:[0]
Speaks:[99/9/50/100/90/0/0/3/0/0/0],  Tongue:[4],  Pracs:[0]
Str:[15/15],  Int:[12/11],  Wis:[9/9],  Dex:[20/19],  Con:[14/14],  Wil:[14/12],  Per:[18/17],  Sum:[97]
HP:[48/65*4.7],  Mana:[87/87*12.0],  Move:[115/115*21.5],  Move cost:[100%]
OB:[21],  PB:[0],  DB:[44],  To OB:[17],  To DB:[0],  To Dam:[0],  Hide:[0]
Flags: KIT REROLLED NEWBIE AUTOEXIT
Defs = Type: NORMAL ELF, Efficient vs: WOOD, Inefficient vs: WATER
Atts = Type: NORMAL ELF, Efficient vs: none, Inefficient vs: none
Fighting:[Nobody],  Position:[Standing],  Zone adj:[0]
Timer:[0],  Carried:[0],  #Inventory:[0],  #Equipment:[0],  Saving:[0.0/0.0]
Thirst:[17],  Hunger:[18],  Drunk:[0]
Leader is nobody, there are no group members.
Following is nobody, there are no followers.
Passenger of is nobody, there are no passengers.
Protecting no-one.
Driver is nobody, driving is nobody

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>/sno squib
Ok, Revealed snoop.
& 
& Deor is keeping an eye on you.
& 

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Hairfoot narrates 'dooh... 3rd time today i get stabbed while talking :('

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>/for squib inf
Ok.
& 
& You are a male Noldo.
& You are 74 years, 0 months and 0 days old. It's your birthday today!
& You have played 1 day and 9 hours (real time).
& This ranks you as Squib the Elven Mercenary (level 6).
& You are six feet two and weigh eleven stone and eleven pounds.
& Perception: vision 90, hearing 10, smell -42. Alertness: attentive.
& You are a balanced individual with little concern for good or evil.
& You are welcome in the Grey Havens.
& You are carrying 0 pounds of equipment. Peanuts.
& Your base abilities are: Str:15 Int:12 Wis:9 Dex:20 Con:14 Wil:14 Per:18.
& Offensive Bonus: 21%, Dodging Bonus: 44%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
& You are not wearing any armour.
& You have 49/65 hit, 87/87 mana, and 115/115 movement points.
& You will flee if your hit points go below 15. Your mood is aggressive.
& You have scored 33,847 experience points and you have 1,161 travel points.
& You need 29,153 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
& You have 0 copper.
& You are speaking Quenya.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
& pray

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
& What request do you wish to send to the Ainur?

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Hairfoot narrates 'and i always search'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>t squib It's 15.....
tell squib It's 15.....
Ok.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
& Deor tells you 'It's 15.....'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Mogh narrates 'sucky darkness'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
& A helpful elven citizen leaves east.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
& Gaelin has arrived from the south.
& A pack horse has arrived from the south.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
& An elven boy has arrived from the west.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
& Alharis has lost his link.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
& Smokey says 'hia'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
& Gaelin says 'hi'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
& A pack horse stops following Gaelin.
& Gaelin picks up a pack horse's reins, and starts riding him.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
& An elven boy leaves east.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>/sno
l
You stop snooping Squib.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>look
!
Sabadon is standing here (Wizinvis Mw).
A hobbit is here walking around.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>t Khazan dkjsakdajsl
l
tell Khazan dkjsakdajsl
Ok.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>look
!
Sabadon is standing here (Wizinvis Mw).
A hobbit is here walking around.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>t Khazan we played earlier jeah
tell Khazan we played earlier jeah
Ok.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Hairfoot narrates '203hp stab from d***** again :*'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>t Khazan malak and some other dude died = warsword and full amboltreeq
tell Khazan malak and some other dude died = warsword and full amboltreeq
Ok.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>l
look
!
Sabadon is standing here (Wizinvis Mw).
A hobbit is here walking around.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Squib prays 'morgul blade disappeared, but it was Sauron's darkness'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>Squib 6 elf no 98A6621A.ipt.aol.com
1 player

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>peer
You peer around trying to look into the shadows.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>c What's a level 6 elf doing talking about the morgul blade
say What's a level 6 elf doing talking about the morgul blade
Ok.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Squib prays 'morgul blade disappeared, but it was sauron's darkness'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Saving Deor.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Kegan prays to Squib 'once is enough, if no one responds...mail a V*'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Sabadon says 'lol'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>kil hobbit
Nah... You feel too relaxed to do that..

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>st
kil hobbit
You stop resting, and stand up.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
You chop him to pieces! Ah! The blood!
Your blood freezes as you hear a hobbit's death cry.
A hobbit is dead! R.I.P.

Sabadon says 'read help pray'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>help pray
PRAY

In the Halls of Mandos, this command is used to transport yourself to one of the main towns and cities of Middle Earth. The
locations to which you may choose to pray are dictated by your race and citizenships. The first time you pray, or if you
have no citizenships for any other reason, you may pray only to the hometowns for your race, and will be made a citizen of
that place, unless you are wanted there:

Elves, Half-elves:      the Grey Havens
Humans:                 Fornost, Tharbad
Dwarves:                Dwarven homes
Hobbits:                Shire (Hobbiton)

It is not possible to pray to Bree, only citizens may pray to Rivendell, only evil humans may pray to tharbad; and various
other restrictions also apply.

Note that "praying to a city" ONLY works in the Halls of Mandos, not elsewhere!

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The other function of the "Pray" command is to send a message to all immortals that are logged on. This is thus a rather
powerful command and you should not anger the gods with your prayers unless you consider it important. For instance, if you
can ask a visible immortal via tell and get the necessary response, this is considered far better than simply praying.

The policy for prayers are that the mortal should to indicate what the problem is in his prayer:

Good prays:

- can I have a newbie kit?
- my strength suddenly decreased from 17 to 1, what's up?	<-- hehehehe
- Morgul blade disappeared, but it was Sauron's darkness
- Fornost warrior guild isn't working

Bad prays:

- I need to speek with a V* please?
- Can I speek to a god?
- I have a problem
- Can someone help me?

The point again: the pray should include enough information to say what the problem is, NOT what person you'd like to talk
to.

Example:


*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (94%) *** 
Sabadon prays 'lol, he read help pray'

*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (94%) ***   > pray Angdil just kept my receipt and didn't give me anything for it!

See also: NARRATE, SING

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Sabadon prays '...ahhahahahaha "good prays"'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Squib prays 'fornost warrior guild isn't working'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>star
You stare at the sky.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Sabadon snickers softly.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Squib prays 'can i have a newbie kit please'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>say what the fakk ehhe
Ok.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Sabadon says 'lol'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>pray squib There you got the right one!
Sabadon says 'log it'
You send your message to Squib and the Ainur.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>/kit Squib

Sabadon says 'haha'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>Squib has already received a kit.

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Nighthawk prays 'nice. he talking about morgul blade 1st, then practice with a puke, then finally a newbie kit'

* W C NS 15081[150:81]>
Sabadon says 'thats hilarious'



2004/01/06 23:10, Edvard: 
hehe well posted by me.. didnt know how to handle the upload system *nod self*

2004/01/06 23:53, Edvard: 
Perhaps its not so funny if you dont remember it from mume.net, i do so its mostly nostalgic =/

2004/01/07 01:03, Polly: 
*rolls on the floor*

2004/01/07 04:19, Relim:   
Still ranks as one of the most hilarious logs ever imho :P I remember reading this the first time and had tears streaming down my face :P

2004/01/07 12:45, Devastator: 
Rofl :P

2004/01/07 22:35, Fieldy: 
Real fun log! *lol*

2004/01/07 23:57, Andróg:   
Lets see... we got scrolls, rocks, artefacts, getting away from overkill crew, living through a lagburst, an awful-awful ending and most importantly we got a mighty lowbie! A 10-star log indeed.

2004/01/07 23:58, Andróg:   
*peer Andróg*

It's simply a nice log, no point starting babbling like that.

2004/01/08 19:21, Rogon:   
Is androg answering androg? :)

2004/01/08 20:37, Edvard: 
My gollum-detector just went of

*beep beep beep*

2004/01/08 23:34, Andróg:   
No I am not! I am answering to Andróg, not Andróg. Can't you see the difference, Rogon?!

2004/01/09 08:31, Bagger:   
I see we have a case for the mental-hospital.

2004/01/09 14:40, Sardotjen: 
Haha this was the cutest log I've ever read =)

2004/01/09 14:45, Kerstin: 
Ehe, really was quite fun :D

2004/01/10 14:32, Xury: 
Androg's trying to be like me... :D
BTW this log was funny as hell

2004/01/12 01:48, Deimus: 
1, 0%, #Hairfoot

2004/01/15 19:23, Kaool:   
LOL! :P

2004/01/16 22:35, Biik:   
I don't see the humor in it.

2004/01/17 22:04, Aschit: 
Ok, so did anyone ever figure out what was up with the guy? No newbie even knows about Morgul Blade. Was he multiplaying and got his chars mixed up?

2004/01/17 23:50, Gray: 
Aschit: eh you kidding? He've read HELP PRAY and copypasted so-called 'good prays' :P

2004/01/19 22:17, Pedrag: 
Laugh Aschit.
The log itself is superb as are most of the comments :D

2004/01/20 15:02, Andróg:   
I'm glad you understand it Bagger. The Andróg dude is clearly gone over the line and should be put into some quiet windowless room, although the Andróg dude is still sane as he disagrees with Andróg. I't all about the insane Andróg.

2004/01/27 03:16, Filk:   
read 4 the 4th time now, still makes me laugh. Perfect timing of prays too :P.

2004/02/07 01:51, Conspiracy:   
Yes, extremly funny log, one of the best!

2004/07/25 01:12, Johannes: 
For some reason I ended up here (bored at work)... it still cracks me up! People are looking at me funny :D

2004/09/15 14:11, Goretongue: 
ehhh good stuff!@

2005/03/14 16:22, Kogan: 
What does this mean?

48/65*4.7

2005/03/20 18:16, Narlah: 
buahhahahahahahaha :)

2006/03/17 14:56, Aikios:   
Edvardo sei gayo! :D

2006/08/30 07:22, Lloth:   
ROFL Squib

2006/12/20 23:16, Ethar: 
hahaha :D first time i read this it was funny, and it was still pretty funny this time thanks for reposting.


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