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Message 11621 : A Day in the life of MUME V/VI       Part I: Ainu (Scrappy)
Written on Fri Apr  5 04:26:33 1996

Never forget!  Try to role-play...

####### Remember, you must go to your local news board and type 'reset'
####### blame Staer...

News board                  - 1 unread message.
Ainur's Garden
A large bulletin board is here mounted on the wall.

o i1 2>
HorstatsXVII tells you 'kit me'
news next
**INTERRUPT**
TELNET>shittyusserver.garbage.edu 4242
Trying...              Connected...

o i1 2>/kit horstatsxvii
news next
**INTERRUPT**
TELNET>fastswedishserver.sucks.for.US.players.se 4242
Trying...              Connected...

o i1 2>/kit horstatsxvii
news next
**INTERRUPT**
TELNET>last.hope.for.link.no 4242
Trying...             Connected...

o i1 2>/kit horstatsxvii
Recentlysundeadtroll narrates 'FUCKING CLUELESS SHIT GODS!!!!'
Newbie narrates 'anyone helping newbies?'
Your kindness to the young people of Arda is truly vast!

o i1 2>read next
Message 11050235 : locate scry (Asdf)
     You know it is virtually impossible to go anywhere or do anything
without being located, scryed, ported/portalled to, no matter what side
you play.  Not only is it totally obviously horrible for gameplay, but it
could be realistic to do otherwise.  Why dont we make it so you cant
locate scry opposite races?  Thanks for your time...

o i1 2>
SmellyAss tells you 'give me a kit!!'
kit smellyass
Your kindness to the young people of Arda is truly vast!

o i1 2>read next
Message 11050236 : FUCKING BULLSHIT DIED (Slayer)
ThIs is it i kwit fucking tired of fucking autotrack autolocate bullshit
if must be thens has it not to happen that we can get like this scryed????
i MEan pukes got 320 mages sit in bree locatespamcs scrie cant do shit..
rem hidehehe lose 10 wp fucking stored spells with fucking THORAC I HATE
TAT PEECE OF SHIT
wield warswordI QUIT
FUCKING IDIOT GODS FUCKING CLUELESS IDIOT GODS
YOU DONT LISTEN TO REASON BUT YOU LISSEN WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU A FUCKFACE
FUCKFACE FUCKFACE FUCKFACE

o i1 2>
Vale narrates 'ah scried again, wish they would do something about locate/
scry, really kinda imbalances things'
Mogrash narrates 'then get rid of store, i like more than 0 chances to
flee' 
Cluelessmoronlegend narrates 'orc dies!! yes! i rule!'
Golfimbul narrates 'fuck, insta died to hugesanctedlegendpukecastergroup
again, scream'

o i1 2>news next
Message 23535 run (Manwe)
     I have made it so that now if you type in directions fast, you will
start running, when running you cannot sneak and you lose twice the mps.
Also it will spam you to death.

o i1 2>
Thor says 'tjaba med het det ja puke today'
Kjell says 'hit bork bork wedmath'
Kjell spits over his left shoulder.
SwedeVI nods in agreement with Kjell.
Incanus says 'jojo suger hakapikk med det whitepuke da?'
Kaznor nods solemnly.
SwedeV says 'ok'
Thor has left Arda.
Kjell has left Arda.
Kaznor has left Arda.
Incanus has left Arda.
SwedeV has left Arda.
SwedeVI has left Arda.

o i1 2>who legend
57 players

o i1 2>who
59 players
Whitie narrates 'wtf is this run BS???'
Darkie narrates 'wtf is this run BS???'
Someone shouts <Mc> 'wtf is this run BS???'

o i1 2>
Ihaveafastlinkallthetime tells you 'link ok today?'
You tell Ihaveafastlinkallthetime 'no :( horrible lag, always like this
at day, takes me forever to find a server'
Ihaveafastlinkallthetime tells you 'comfort, eva rocks for me, try it maybe'
SmellyAss tells you 'I need a newbie kit!'

o i1 2>
Shatter narrates 'uuuuh what is the point of this run stuff, can we like,
get rid of it? hehehhhe'
You tell SmellyAss 'i just gave you a kit'
SmellyAss tells you 'give me a kit NOW!'
DarkieII narrates 'jeez, what are they thinking, RUN??? um dont we
have a supergroup problem???'

o i1 2>
Cluelesslegend narrates 'anyone for willow?? or chief? I really need a
crystal and iron'
DarkieIII narrates 'fucking lag'
SmellyAss tells you 'give me a kit NOW!'
NewbieII tells you 'i have a problem, i need help'
You tell SmellyAss 'i gave you a damn kit!!'
SmellyAss tells you 'Loser! give me a kit!'
You tell SmellyAss 'I JUST GAVE YOU A GOD DAMN KIT'
SmellyAss tells you 'jerk'
cha inv 10

o i10 2>/rent
                                                               
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Message 11623 : A Day in the life of MUME V/VI       Part II: Mortal (Scrappy)
Written on Fri Apr  5 05:20:10 1996

TELNET>slow.crap.com 4242
Trying...               Connected...
Never forget!  Try to role-play...
Imladris Private Guest Rooms.
Silverleaf tells you 'some trolls around ford watch it'
Cluelessnewbie tells you 'can you get me to level five???'
Cluelessmoronlegend tells you 'can you buffer willow for us? I have enough
casters'
CluelessmoronlegendII tells you 'want to join for chief? i need iron bad,
if you lead that is'
CluelessmoronlegendII narrates '%#%#%# EMERGENCY TRANS %#%#%#'
CluelessmoronlegendII narrates '%#%#%# EMERGENCY TRANS %#%#%#'
Transer narrates 'got him'
TranserII narrates 'got him'
Transer narrates 'had him'
CluelessmoronlegendII tells you 'anyway, can you help me get iron??? i really
need it'
You tell Silverleaf 'anyone fighting trolls?'
Silverleaf tells you 'its being taken care of :>'
>
Ford in the River Bruinen
15 *Trolls* have arrived from the west, following the *Troll pack leader*
15 cluelesslegends arrive from the east and start fighting.
15 cluelesslegends are dead! R.I.P.
*Some Czech Orcs* arrive from the west
*Some Czech Orcs* start spam looting.
*Some Czech Orcs* leave west with most of the dead whities equipment.
10 Maxeqlegendswedepukes arrive from the east.
Elegil and Co. arrive from the west (glowing with bright lights)
15 *Trolls* die rather quickly.
*Some Czech Orcs* arrive from the west and start spam looting.
*Some Czech Orcs* die rather quickly.
>
Ford of the River Bruinen
10 sancted .se maxeqlegendpukes are standing here.
10 sancted .no maxeqlegendpukes are standing here.
20-30 corpses of orcs and trolls are lying here.
15 corpses of clueless whities are lying here.
You tell Dore 'hmm they died rather fast, so we doing moria now or what?'
Dore tells you 'yeah soon, waiting for the rest of my rl friends to log on,
and UNGROUP WHEN YOU KILL GLORFINDEL AGAIN :)'
Cluelesslegend tells you 'can i join for moria??'
You tell Dore 'ok, but i think Petrel logged off, so we wont get listed
on elbereths anyway'
You tell Dore 'cluelesslegend wants to join ?'
Dore tells you 'no, he doesnt have old character stats and hp'
>
A .cz newbie has arrived from the east.
A .cz newbie starts looting unlooted corpses.
A .cz newbie leaves west.
Silverleaf tells you 'damn czechs'
Silverleaf leaves west.
You tell Dore 'ok I gotta go to bree to get something on receipt, be back
by the time we leave'
>
West Gate of Bree
Harry the Bree Gatekeeper is here, fighting Gangee
The Bree Guard is here, fighting Gangee.
The Bree Guard is here, fighting Gangee.
The Bree Guard is here, fighting Gangee.
An Elite Bree Guard is here, fighting Gangee.
The Bree Guard is here, fighting Gangee.
The Bree Guard is here, getting no line of sight.
The Bree Guard is here, getting no line of sight.
The Bree Guard is here, fighting Gangee.
The corpse of the Bree Guard is lying here.
The corpse of the Bree Guard is lying here.
The corpse of the Bree Guard is lying here.
The corpse of the Bree Guard is lying here.
The corpse of the Bree Guard is lying here.
Harry the Bree Gatekeeper screams in pain as a call lighting from Gangee
reaches its goal.
>
Istar has arrived from the east.
HobI has arrived from the east.
HobII has arrived from the east.
HobIII has arrived from the east.
HobIV has arrived from the east.
HobV has arrived from the east.
>
Istar looks at Gangee.
Istar utters the words, 'pzar'
Istar heals Gangee.
Istar smiles happily.
Istar leaves west.
HobI leaves west.
HobII leaves west.
HobIII leaves west.
HobIV leaves west.
HobV leaves west.


Armour Shop
The Armourer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed until the end of time, have
a nice day'
You tell Transer 'ok ring remmed trans me to ford'
Transer has summoned you!
Great East Road
10 Maxeqlegendswedes are standing here.
A post horn sounds in the distance! You've got mail!
Dore says 'ok, lets go'
Connection lost...you may hope an Arata is logged on to reboot the mud, or
you may suffer and come back in a little while.  A dot will be printed
every thirty seconds or so to remind you of your sanity.
You will retain your place in the queue.

Halls of Mandos
40-50 whities are standing here, spamming you to death.
CluelessmoronlegendXVII tells you 'can you help with lord? game crash he
might load'
You tell CluelessmoronlegendXVII 'ok i think i can, we probably not doing
moria now'
>
Mayors Office.
The Mayor of Bree is sitting in his chair, snorin loudly.
A secretary sitting at his desk.
read mail
From:Maedhros
Killing the Dunadan Ranger is illegal.  We all play this mud to be good
aligned, and since doing otherwise would be non roleplayish, and also
due to the fact that we can make you play how we like, I am going to
have to put you on elbereths list for 10 years.  Be warned of further
such killings in the future.

.   .   .
 .<>//\\><
..<>,{{>//
Gangee has arrived from the west.
Gangee smiles happily.
Gangee begins some strange incantations...
Gangee smirks as his fireball explodes in the face of the Mayor of Bree.
The Mayor of Bree wakes up and clambers to his feet.
The Mayor of Bree yells 'HELP!  Gangee is trying to kill me in the Mayors
Office!'
Gangee says 'ooh, got a mail'
>
Old East Road meets the Greenway
10 Newbielegends are standing here, spamming you to death.
You say 'ok if you are all following, lets do the wightlord'
NewbielegendI says 'I need grey cloak'
NewbielegendVII says 'I need grey cloak'
NewbielegendIV says 'can i get ruby??'
(after much spam)
The wightlord is dead! R.I.P.
Spamlooterlegend gets everything on the floor.
Spamlooterlegend unlocks the chest.
SpamlooterlegendII gets more loot from the chest.
Spamlooterlegend says 'can i keep ruby??'
CluelesslegendIII says 'I want it!!'
SpamlooterII says 'well id like a chance at scroll'
CluelessmoronlegendX says 'lets roll, that would be best way to decide'
CluelesslegendV says 'who has a die?? i take 3 for ruby'
CluelesslegendVI says '6 for grey!'
Silverleaf tells you 'ack they just trapped elegil, he died'
You tell Silverleaf 'ouch, he was loaded no?'
Silverleaf tells you 'of course he was loaded'

SpamlooterlegendI says '7 for ruby then!'
Cluelesslegend says 'guys, there are only six sides on the die'
NewbielegendIV says 'but we took up all the spots'
You tell Silverleaf 'stupid moron group i am leading, god get me out of
here'
Silverleaf tells you 'Transer is my rl friend, he can trans you here'
>
Transer has summoned you!
Great East Road
Silverleaf the Elf is standing here.
Thorac the Elf is standing here.
several darkie corpses are lying here.
Elegil has arrived from the east, fresh from Mandos.
exa elegil
Elegil the Half-Elf is in very bad shape.
Elegil grits his teeth and fumes with rage.
Elegil leaves south.
(five minutes later)
Elegil has arrived from the south.
exa elegil
<worn on finger>              an iron ring
<worn on neck>                a golden necklace
<worn as shield>              a smelly piece of worm hide
<wielded>                     an elven sword.. It emits a faint humming sound
<worn as belt>                a broad silver belt
<etc>
Elegil leaves east.
Connection lost...You are obviously now sick of mume crashing, its time to
rent.

Halls of Mandos
40-50 whities are here, spamming you to death.
Tulkas tells you 'I am going to set your alignment to max evil, based
on what i see in your trophy, ok?'
tel tulkas uuuuh
No one by that name here...
tel tulkas er go vis??
no one by that name here...
who asdf
Rick the None
Thor shouts 'Save the Smurfs'
Maedhros the Inquisitor
Phier the Vile (Linkless)
Meryaten has another rl problem she wants to share with everyone
>
Boan tells you 'who plays SwedeVI?'
You tell Boan 'thats SwedeI, SwedeII, SwedeXV, SwedeMCMXV, and swededarkie
and swededarkieIII'
Boan tells you 'ah nod'
You tell Rick 'so we doing balrog today at all or no?'
Rick tells you 'YOU wanna do balrog after last change??'
Rick tells you 'i dont think anyone is going to be doing balrog :)'
You tell Boan 'jesus, tulkas talking to me about changing my aling or
something'
Boan tells you 'laugh'
You tell Boan 'screw this I go play darkie'


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Message 11624 : A Day in the life of MUME V/VI       Part III: Darkie (Scrappy)
Written on Fri Apr  5 05:28:38 1996

Never forget!  Try to role-play..
Orc Sleeping Warrens.
>who orc
1 player on.
>
Great East Road
>s
Great East Road
*an Elf*, *an Elf*, *an Elf*, *Thorac the Elf*, and *Papirtiger the Hobbit*
have arrived from the west riding the pack horse.
f
A burst of colours sends you reeling.
A burst of colours sends you reeling.
A burst of colours sends you reeling.
A burst of colours sends you reeling.
You are dead!  Sorry...
HP:Awful>
flee
Nah... You feel too relaxed to do that..
HP:Awful>l
Hall of Orcs
>
Orc Living Area
You narrate 'geez talk about wizkill, damn stored spells, wish someone
would do something about it!'
Someone has transferred you!
Ainur's Garden
>
Someone says 'look, we are tired of your whining...'
Someone says 'We know how this game runs and you dont'
Someone nods in agreement with Someone.
Someone says 'I may log in my mortal once a month to get some rent money
so i can rent another few months, but i can tell you this:
Someone says 'you have no point, there is nothing at all overpowered aboutt
mages'
Someone nods in agreement with Someone.
Someone nods in agreement with Someone.
Someone says 'Your arguments are totally biased, orcs are for experienced
players you should know that..'
Someone says 'If you cant hack it...dont play it'
Someone says 'back when i played orcs no one whined'
You say 'well uh'
Someone says 'look we know how this game works better than you do, even
though we dont play it'
Someone pats you on your head.
Someone says 'so anyway, shall we decrease overall hps on all races classes?
to make them die faster??'
Someone nods in agreement with Someone.
Someone says 'hmm sounds good, i am also thinking that we should make
dwarves ride ponies, you know eliminate them from any kind of pkilling'
Someone says 'thats good, all i care about is my mage anyway, as long as
he can get a 170 defense and store enough sprays to wizkill legend orcs'
Someone nods in agreement with Someone.
Someone has transferred you!
>
Orc Living Area
You sigh.
Connection lost...mume is probably going to be down all weeken as it has been
for the past month, see you on monday.
               
 	
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2018/02/21 10:17, Fieldy:   
Really liked the Gangee part :D

2018/02/26 12:37, Lozen: 
Really enjoyed this log from start to finish. Thankyou

2018/02/26 17:06, Roadkill: 
This is one of my all-time favourite logs. Thanks for posting it here. It would be a shame if it were to go lost.

2018/02/28 07:43, Singleton: 
I love every aspect of it, brings back lost/longtime forgotten memories ... e.g. the bit about the RUN feature ... which was silently gone a few weeks after introduction :-D

2018/03/06 19:46, Nero: 
Did no one notice that this exact log is already here, 19 entries below this one?

2018/03/07 08:06, Fieldy:   
Laugh, you are right :D
I thought this log is too familiar.

2018/03/07 12:00, Singleton: 
ROTFL***

2018/07/27 02:52, Tramd:   
I died laughing at this. Good times lmao.


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