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(3 ratings and 5645 hits. Posted 2001/12/06)

## 4 pukes had been standing inside slag for a bit.
## Ironclaw died to them at Monitor, and I (after
## having to bully a bit) finally managed to get
## some people together to try and fight them.
## The mighty army of Darkness consists of me (and
## I suck, just ask Baurk), Rumptsais (a scout),
## Ironclaw (naked save for warhammer and 2 pieces
## of ringmail or so) and Lith, a lvl 19 shaman
## with utter crap eq. The pukes were Aegon, Glaref,
## Deavon and Valeria.


e
You didn't find anyone.

o W C Mana:Burning>
Midst of a Quarry
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An orc slavemaster is here, looking for someone to abuse.
Exits: south, west.

o W C Mana:Burning>t rumptsais you too?
Ok.

## Always quote Caesar before any battle.

o W C Mana:Burning>sq
search quickly
You have revealed Rumptsais!
You begin to search ...
Rumptsais starts following you.

o W C Mana:Burning>nod
You nod solemnly.

o W C Mana:Burning>s
Narrow Opening
Exits: north, down.

o W C Mana:Burning>scout d
You quietly scout downwards...

Hall of Murals
The corpse of the orkish bodyguard is lying here.
The corpse of the orkish bodyguard is lying here.
The corpse of the guardian is lying here.
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The shadow of *an Orc* is floating here.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
*Glaref the Half-Elf* is standing here.
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* is standing here (glowing).
*Deavon the Sindarin Elf* is standing here.

## Aha! Aegon seems to have left! Valeria is glowing,
## though. I really wanted to kill her, but I managed
## to restrain myself and decided to start chasing 
##off the elves first.

You stop scouting.

o W C Mana:Burning>d
Hall of Murals
The corpse of the orkish bodyguard is lying here.
The corpse of the orkish bodyguard is lying here.
The corpse of the guardian is lying here.
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The shadow of *an Orc* is floating here.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
*Glaref the Half-Elf* is standing here.
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* is standing here (glowing).
*Deavon the Sindarin Elf* is standing here.
Exits: south, up.

* W C Mana:Burning>
*Glaref the Half-Elf* leaves up.
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* leaves up.

* W C Mana:Burning>le
[cast 'lightning bolt' *elf*]
You start to concentrate...

You suddenly notice Rumptsais.
*Glaref the Half-Elf* has arrived from above.
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* has arrived from above.
Rumptsais nocks a missile in an orkish shortbow.

Ironclaw pounds *Deavon the Sindarin Elf*'s left foot hard and tickles it.
*Glaref the Half-Elf* tries to stab you, but your parry is successful.

Ok.
The lightning bolt hits *Deavon the Sindarin Elf* with full impact.

* W C Mana:Burning *Glaref the Half-Elf*:Fine>le
[cast 'lightning bolt' *elf*]
You start to concentrate...
Rumptsais shoots *Deavon the Sindarin Elf*'s right arm hard.
*Deavon the Sindarin Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*Deavon the Sindarin Elf* leaves up.

## Hrmpfh.

* W C Mana:Burning *Glaref the Half-Elf*:Fine>
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* intercepts Ironclaw's blow.
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* lightly stabs Ironclaw's body and tickles it.
*Glaref the Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* W C Mana:Burning *Glaref the Half-Elf*:Fine>le
[cast 'lightning bolt' *elf*]
You start to concentrate...

le
[cast 'lightning bolt' *elf*]
Lith begins some strange incantations...

Lith utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*Glaref the Half-Elf* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Lith hits him.

le
[cast 'lightning bolt' *elf*]
*Glaref the Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...
Rumptsais shoots *Glaref the Half-Elf*'s right leg very hard.
Ok.
The lightning bolt hits *Glaref the Half-Elf* with full impact.

## Oho! He's hurt! I noticed he wasn't fleeing still, so I actually
## thought he'd eaten bash and I'd missed it.

* W C Mana:Hot *Glaref the Half-Elf*:Hurt>
You start to concentrate...

*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* strongly stabs Ironclaw's left leg and tickles it.

le
[cast 'lightning bolt' *elf*]
le
[cast 'lightning bolt' *elf*]
Lith utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*Glaref the Half-Elf* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Lith hits him.
*Glaref the Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

An orc-guard yells 'An Elf is here at Drafty Tunnel!'
An orc-guard yells 'An Elf is here at Drafty Tunnel!'

Rumptsais nocks a missile in an orkish shortbow.

Ok.
The lightning bolt hits *Glaref the Half-Elf* with full impact.
Lith utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*Glaref the Half-Elf* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Lith hits him.
*Glaref the Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

## Hrm. Lith is quickbolting twice while one of my normal ones goes
## through :P

* W C Mana:Hot *Glaref the Half-Elf*:Awful>
You start to concentrate...

le
[cast 'lightning bolt' *elf*]
*Glaref the Half-Elf* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

Lith utters the words 'lightning bolt'
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Glaref the Half-Elf*'s death cry.
*Glaref the Half-Elf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
Your victim has disappeared!

## Poor Glaref, failing flees like this is nasty.

* W C Mana:Hot>Nobody here by that name.

* W C Mana:Hot>Nobody here by that name.

* W C Mana:Hot>Nobody here by that name.

* W C Mana:Hot>gac
g all corpse
You get a war arrow from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a war arrow from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a war arrow from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a double edged eket from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a ring from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a bright red amulet from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a pale blue stone from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a fine tunic from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a plain hood from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a pair of cotton pants from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a thin pair of rigid leather boots from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a pair of soft leather gloves from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a plain pair of sleeves from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a bejewelled oak staff from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a forest green cloak from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a leather backpack from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a keyring with a couple of keys and a set of lock picks from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a steel-shafted spear from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a plain leather belt from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You get a water skin from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
You can't get a stone, you are carrying too many items already.

* W C Mana:Hot>
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* sends Ironclaw sprawling with a powerful bash.

## And since Valeria had bashdelay, I manage to loot.

* W C Mana:Hot>gac

*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* gets a stone from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* gets a quiver from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* gets a pile of coins from the corpse of *a Half-Elf*.

* W C Mana:Hot>g all corpse
You can't find anything in the corpse.

* W C Mana:Hot>pap
put all pack
You put a war arrow in a leather backpack.
You put a war arrow in a leather backpack.
You put a war arrow in a leather backpack.
You put a double edged eket in a leather backpack.
You put a ring in a leather backpack.
You put a bright red amulet in a leather backpack.
You put a pale blue stone in a leather backpack.
You put a fine tunic in a leather backpack.
You put a plain hood in a leather backpack.
You put a pair of cotton pants in a leather backpack.
You put a thin pair of rigid leather boots in a leather backpack.
You put a pair of soft leather gloves in a leather backpack.
You put a plain pair of sleeves in a leather backpack.
You put a bejewelled oak staff in a leather backpack.
You put a forest green cloak in a leather backpack.
You put a leather backpack in a leather backpack.
You put a keyring with a couple of keys and a set of lock picks in a leather backpack.
You put a steel-shafted spear in a leather backpack.
You put a plain leather belt in a leather backpack.
You put a water skin in a leather backpack.

* W C Mana:Hot>lm
[cast 'lightning bolt' *man*]
You start to concentrate...

## ARHARHARHAR, now it's -your- turn!!

lm
[cast 'lightning bolt' *man*]
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.

Alas! There was no clear line of sight to her!

## Lemme at'er!! ARGH

* W C Mana:Hot>Lith begins some strange incantations...
You start to concentrate...

*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* stabs Ironclaw's left hand extremely hard.

lm
[cast 'lightning bolt' *man*]
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* leaves up.

## *sniff*

o W C Mana:Hot>Nobody here by that name.

o W C Mana:Hot>lm
[cast 'lightning bolt' *man*]
Nobody here by that name.

o W C Mana:Hot>u
Narrow Opening
*Deavon the Sindarin Elf* is standing here.
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* is standing here (glowing).
Exits: north, down.
Ironclaw seems to have recovered his senses.
*Deavon the Sindarin Elf* leaves north.

* W C Mana:Hot>km
[k *man*]
You try to slash *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*, but she parries successfully.

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>km
[k *man*]
You're already fighting!

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>
Ironclaw pounds *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*'s body very hard.

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>km
[k *man*]
You're already fighting!

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>
Lith begins some strange incantations...

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* leaves north.

o W C Mana:Hot>n
Midst of a Quarry
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An orc slavemaster is here, looking for someone to abuse.
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* is standing here (glowing).
Exits: south, west.

* W C Mana:Hot>km
[k *man*]
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* tries to keep you at bay, but fails.
You approach *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*, trying to slash her.

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>
Lith begins some strange incantations...
Ironclaw approaches *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*, trying to pound her.
An orc slavemaster strongly whips *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*'s right hand and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>kkm
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>km
[k *man*]
w
You're already fighting!

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>km
[k *man*]
No way! You are fighting for your life!

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>
You're already fighting!
Ironclaw pounds *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*'s right hand extremely hard.
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* leaves south.

o W C Mana:Hot>w
With effort, you climb the steep and narrow ledge.
Quarry Overlook
Exits: north, east.

o W C Mana:Hot>km
[k *man*]
They aren't here.

o W C Mana:Hot>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o W C Mana:Hot>km
[k *man*]
They aren't here.

o W C Mana:Hot>km
[k *man*]
You suddenly notice Rumptsais.
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* has arrived from the east.
You try to slash *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*, but she parries successfully.

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>e
Ironclaw approaches *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*, trying to pound her.
No way! You are fighting for your life!

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>km
[k *man*]
You're already fighting!

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>km
[k *man*]
You're already fighting!

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>w
No way! You are fighting for your life!

* W C Mana:Hot *Valeria the Dúnadan Woman*:Hurt>km
[k *man*]

*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Valeria the Dúnadan Woman* leaves north.

## Oh well, wasn't going to happen, I guess.

o W C Mana:Hot>w
They aren't here.

o W C Mana:Hot>Alas, you cannot go that way...

o W C Mana:Hot>km
[k *man*]
They aren't here.

o W C Mana:Hot>n
Underground Stream
An albino salamander is here, perched on some rocks.
An albino salamander is here, perched on some rocks.
Exits: east, south.

o W C Mana:Hot>
An orc-guard yells 'A Man is here at Drafty Tunnel!'
An orc-guard yells 'A Man is here at Drafty Tunnel!'

o W C Mana:Hot>e
Sharp Bend
Exits: north, west.

o W C Mana:Hot>n
Mineshaft
Exits: north, south, west.

o W C Mana:Hot>w
Slave Pits
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
*Deavon the Sindarin Elf* is standing here.
Exits: north, east, west.

## We dragged the corpse to loremaster, and:

<worn on belt>       a crude orkish horn

## And as I sat at Takhr, pondering my recent, and to me
## unfamiliar, luck, I saw something that explained it all:



o W C>info
You are a male Orc.
You are 63 years old. It's your birthday today!

## Poor pukes gave me a present, and I didn't even let
## them eat cake! At least I got a birthdaysong though,
## scored to the tune of Bolts of Lightning, Screams of
## Pain and Vox Infernae with accompanying Death Rattle.



2001/12/06 18:24, Gonfor:   
Happy birthday! Nice present indeed.

2001/12/06 20:05, Braddock: 
That's so nice of them... Of course, you have to kill them, even though they gave you a present!

2001/12/06 20:14, Pestilence: 
I thought that -was- the present. :-)

2001/12/06 20:53, Baurk: 
erhmm.. you let deavon and valeria away.. sigh.. when will you ever learn... you truelly suck! =)

2001/12/06 21:05, Pestilence: 
Well, you can only have one birthday at a time. ;-)

2001/12/06 21:09, Nótt: 
Ohh I think my birthday is soon!!!! *droool*

2001/12/06 21:34, Alweon:   
Superb, if only for the in-log comments.

2001/12/06 22:19, Devastator: 
Hehe:) cute logcomments!


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