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(29 ratings and 2545 hits. Posted 2003/04/07)
i pick up some tracks moors, and follow them some west through deep and dark forests...


You see some tracks of *an Elf* leading west
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

) S Move:Tired>west
Dry Plateau
Exits: north, east, south, west.

You see some tracks of *an Elf* leading west
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

) S Move:Tired>west
Dusty Plateau
Exits: north, east.

north
You see some tracks of *an Elf* leading north
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

) S Move:Slow>Flat Hills
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
A huge warg is here, fighting *a Dwarf*.
A huge warg is here, fighting *a Dwarf*.
*a Dwarf* is here, fighting a huge warg.     -snip-
*an Elf* is here, fighting a huge warg.      -snut-
*a Man* is here, fighting a huge warg.       -snap-
A huge warg is here, fighting *a Dwarf*.
Exits: north, south, west.
Aha, you have found your victim!

! S Move:Slow>
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s body and tickles it.
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s head and tickles it.

! S Move:Slow>
A huge warg swiftly dodges *an Elf*'s attempt to pierce it.

! S Move:Slow>
*a Dwarf* pounds a huge warg's right hindleg extremely hard and shatters it.
A huge warg is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

! S Move:Slow>south
Dusty Plateau
Exits: north, east.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry from the north.

) S Move:Slow>north
Flat Hills
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
A huge warg is here, fighting *a Dwarf*.
*a Dwarf* is here, fighting a huge warg.
*an Elf* is standing here.
*a Man* is here, fighting a huge warg.
A huge warg is here, fighting *a Dwarf*.
Exits: north, south, west.

! S Move:Slow>hq
hide q
You attempt to hide yourself.

*an Elf* joins *a Dwarf*'s fight.
A huge warg says 'Bastard! I'll gev you gor that, Kulam!'
A huge warg says 'Prepare to die, Kulam!'

*an Elf* pierces a huge warg's right hindfoot and tickles it.

A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s body and tickles it.
A huge warg tries to hit *a Dwarf*, but he parries successfully.

Ok.

! S Move:Slow>
*an Elf*STARTS C A S T I N G!!!

! S Move:Slow>
*a Man*STARTS C A S T I N G!!!

! S Move:Slow>
*a Dwarf* pounds a huge warg's left hindleg extremely hard.

! S Move:Slow>
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s body and tickles it.

! S Move:Slow>
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s right arm and tickles it.

! S Move:Slow>
*a Dwarf* tries to pound a huge warg, but it parries successfully.

! S Move:Slow>
*an Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*an Elf* sprays a huge warg with painfully bright, concentrated rays of light.

! S Move:Slow>
*a Man* pounds a huge warg's body extremely hard and shatters it.

! S Move:Slow>
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s right leg and tickles it.

! S Move:Slow>
*a Dwarf* says 'Save mana for cures.'
*an Elf* pierces a huge warg's body hard.

! S Move:Slow>
A huge warg tries to hit *a Dwarf*, but he parries successfully.

! S Move:Slow>
*an Elf* fails to pierce a huge warg.

! S Move:Slow>#   $target is now set to {*dwarf*} [local]

*a Dwarf* pounds a huge warg's left hindfoot very hard and shatters it.
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s left arm and tickles it.
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s left arm and tickles it.

! S Move:Slow>
*a Man* pounds a huge warg's right hindleg extremely hard and shatters it.

! S Move:Slow>
*an Elf* strongly pierces a huge warg's body and shatters it.

! S Move:Slow>
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s right leg and tickles it.

! S Move:Slow>
*a Dwarf* tries to pound a huge warg, but it parries successfully.
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s body and tickles it.

! S Move:Slow>
A huge warg swiftly dodges *an Elf*'s attempt to pierce it.

! S Move:Tired>
*a Man* pounds a huge warg's body extremely hard and shatters it.

! S Move:Tired>
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s right leg and tickles it.
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s right arm and tickles it.

! S Move:Tired>
*an Elf* strongly pierces a huge warg's head and shatters it.

! S Move:Tired>
*a Dwarf* pounds a huge warg's left hindfoot extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear a huge warg's death cry.
A huge warg is dead! R.I.P.

! S Move:Tired>
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s left leg and tickles it.

! S Move:Tired>
*a Man* joins *a Dwarf*'s fight.
A huge warg says 'Basward! I'll fet you for ghat, Skuld!'
A huge warg says 'Iw fas your last misxake Skuld! I will remember you!'

! S Move:Tired>
*an Elf*STARTS C A S T I N G!!!

! S Move:Tired>
*a Man* pounds a huge warg's head extremely hard.

! S Move:Tired>
*a Man*STARTS C A S T I N G!!!

! S Move:Tired>
A huge warg tries to hit *a Dwarf*, but he parries successfully.

! S Move:Tired>
*an Elf* utters the words 'judicandus gzfuajg'
*a Dwarf* tries to pound a huge warg, but it parries successfully.

! S Move:Tired>
*a Dwarf* says 'save mana Kulam!'

! S Move:Tired>
*an Elf*STARTS C A S T I N G!!!

! S Move:Tired>
*a Dwarf* pokes *an Elf* in the ribs.

! S Move:Tired>
*a Man* utters the words 'judicandus gzfuajg'

! S Move:Tired>
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s left arm and tickles it.

! S Move:Tired>
*a Dwarf* pounds a huge warg's head very hard.

! S Move:Tired>
*a Man* pounds a huge warg's left foreleg extremely hard.

! S Move:Tired>
A huge warg tries to hit *a Dwarf*, but he parries successfully.

! S Move:Tired>
*an Elf* joins *a Dwarf*'s fight.
A huge warg says 'Baszard! I'll get you for that, Kulam!'
A huge warg says 'Iv zas your lasz misvake Kulam! I will remember you!'
*an Elf* pierces a huge warg's right hindfoot and tickles it.

! S Move:Tired>
A huge warg swiftly dodges *a Dwarf*'s attempt to pound it.

! S Move:Tired>
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s body and tickles it.

! S Move:Tired>
*a Man* pounds a huge warg's left hindfoot extremely hard and shatters it.

! S Move:Tired>
A huge warg swiftly dodges *an Elf*'s attempt to pierce it.

! S Move:Tired>
A huge warg tries to hit *a Dwarf*, but he parries successfully.

! S Move:Tired>
*a Dwarf* pounds a huge warg's body extremely hard and shatters it.

! S Move:Tired>
*a Man* pounds a huge warg's right forefoot extremely hard and shatters it.

! S Move:Tired>
*an Elf* strongly pierces a huge warg's left hindfoot and shatters it.

! S Move:Tired>
A huge warg tries to hit *a Dwarf*, but he parries successfully.

! S Move:Tired>
A huge warg swiftly dodges *a Dwarf*'s attempt to pound it.

! S Move:Tired>
*a Man* pounds a huge warg's right foreleg very hard and shatters it.

! S Move:Tired>
*an Elf* strongly pierces a huge warg's body and shatters it.

! S Move:Tired>
A huge warg barely hits *a Dwarf*'s body and tickles it.

! S Move:Tired>
*a Dwarf*STARTS C A S T I N G!!!

! S Move:Tired>
*an Elf* pierces a huge warg's right hindfoot hard and shatters it.
A huge warg is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

! S Move:Tired>
*a Dwarf* utters the words 'cure light'

! S Move:Tired>
*a Dwarf*STARTS C A S T I N G!!!
*a Man* pounds a huge warg's body extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear a huge warg's death cry.
A huge warg is dead! R.I.P.

! S Move:Tired>backstab *dwarf*
*a Man*STARTS C A S T I N G!!!
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

*a Dwarf* utters the words 'cure light'

*a Dwarf*STARTS C A S T I N G!!!

label x
#   $target is now set to {x} [local]
*a Man* utters the words 'judicandus gzfuajg'
*a Dwarf* utters the words 'cure light'
*a Dwarf*'s spell backfires, and he squeals in surprise!

*a Dwarf*STARTS C A S T I N G!!!

*a Dwarf* utters the words 'cure light'

*a Dwarf* makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent, as you place a
black runed dagger in his back.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Dwarf*'s death cry.
*a Dwarf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.            

--snip--

! S Move:Tired>Exactly whom did you wish to give a label?

! S Move:Tired>get all corpse
put all pack
get all corpse
You get a delicious bannock from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a delicious bannock from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a lembas wafer from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a dark coloured flask from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a jewelled ring from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a bright red amulet from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a blood-encrusted breastplate from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a blood-encrusted helm from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a pair of plate greaves from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a pair of iron-shod boots from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a pair of metal gauntlets from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a pair of plate vambraces from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a bejewelled shield from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a forest green cloak from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a silver bracer from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a plain leather belt from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a water skin from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
You get a lantern from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.

! S Move:Tired>You put an embellished longbow in a leather backpack.
You put a delicious bannock in a leather backpack.
You put a delicious bannock in a leather backpack.
You put a lembas wafer in a leather backpack.
You put a dark coloured flask in a leather backpack.
You put a jewelled ring in a leather backpack.
You put a bright red amulet in a leather backpack.
You put a blood-encrusted breastplate in a leather backpack.
You put a blood-encrusted helm in a leather backpack.
You put a pair of plate greaves in a leather backpack.
You put a pair of iron-shod boots in a leather backpack.
You put a pair of metal gauntlets in a leather backpack.
You put a pair of plate vambraces in a leather backpack.
You put a bejewelled shield in a leather backpack.
You put a forest green cloak in a leather backpack.
You put a silver bracer in a leather backpack.
You put an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer in a leather backpack.
You put a plain leather belt in a leather backpack.
A water skin won't fit in a leather backpack.
A lantern won't fit in a leather backpack.

! S Move:Tired>You can't find anything in the corpse.

! S Move:Tired>e
Alas, you cannot go that way...

! S Move:Tired>south
Dusty Plateau
Exits: north, east.

) S Move:Tired>east
Dry Plateau
Exits: north, east, south, west.

) S Move:Tired>ye byebye
Ok.

--i'm glad so i plan to leave and drop loot few rooms away--

) S Move:Tired>w
Dusty Plateau
Exits: north, east.

--or, let's give it a shot?--

) S Move:Tired>#   $target is now set to {*man*} [local]
north
Flat Hills
The corpse of *a Dwarf* is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
Exits: north, south, west.

! S Move:Tired>backstab *man*
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

label x
#   $target is now set to {x} [local]
*a Man* makes a strange sound, as you place a black runed dagger in his back.
*a Man* is stunned and will probably die soon.

! S Move:Tired *a Man*:Awful>Ok.

! S Move:Tired *a Man* (x):Awful>
You pierce *a Man* (x)'s right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
HAHA! Ditt offer började blöda!
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Man* (x)'s death cry.
*a Man* (x) has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

--snap--

! S Move:Tired>
*an Elf* says 'hahaha'

--let's see who's laughing last shall we?--

! S Move:Tired>get all corpse
put all pack
get all corpse
You get an engagement ring from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a red ruby from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a blood-encrusted breastplate from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a blood-encrusted helm from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a pair of plate greaves from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a pair of iron-shod boots from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a thin pair of metal gauntlets from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a pair of plate vambraces from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a Zaugurz shield from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a forest green cloak from the corpse of *a Man*.
You can't get a leather backpack, it's too heavy.
You can't get a keyring with a key and a set of lock picks, it's too heavy.
You can't get an engraved warhammer, it's too heavy.
You get a snakeskin belt from the corpse of *a Man*.
You can't get a large skin, it's too heavy.
You get a hunting horn from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a fragrant-smelling bag from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a gem-inlaid knife from the corpse of *a Man*.
You can't get a quiver, it's too heavy.
You can't get a sturdy weapon harness, it's too heavy.

! S Move:Tired>A water skin won't fit in a leather backpack.
A lantern won't fit in a leather backpack.
You put an engagement ring in a leather backpack.
You put a red ruby in a leather backpack.
A blood-encrusted breastplate won't fit in a leather backpack.
A blood-encrusted helm won't fit in a leather backpack.
A pair of plate greaves won't fit in a leather backpack.
A pair of iron-shod boots won't fit in a leather backpack.
A thin pair of metal gauntlets won't fit in a leather backpack.
A pair of plate vambraces won't fit in a leather backpack.
A Zaugurz shield won't fit in a leather backpack.
A forest green cloak won't fit in a leather backpack.
You put a snakeskin belt in a leather backpack.
You put a hunting horn in a leather backpack.
A fragrant-smelling bag won't fit in a leather backpack.
A gem-inlaid knife won't fit in a leather backpack.

! S Move:Tired>#   $target is now set to {*elf*} [local]
south
north
Dusty Plateau
Exits: north, east.

) S Move:Tired>backstab *elf*
Flat Hills
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Dwarf* is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: north, south, west.

--why not? :O--

! S Move:Tired>|You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

label x
#   $target is now set to {x} [local]
*an Elf* makes a strange sound, as you place a black runed dagger in his back.
*an Elf* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

! S Move:Tired *an Elf*:Dying>Ok.

! S Move:Tired *an Elf* (x):Dying>
You pierce *an Elf* (x)'s head extremely hard and shatter it.
HAHA! Ditt offer började blöda!
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Elf* (x)'s death cry.
*an Elf* (x) has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

--snut--


cackle
You cackle gleefully.

----
was some nice 200k and a few pieces of eq too, sorry bout my looting, but i dropped most..

snip, snap, snut, så var sagan slut!
(someone translate please)


2003/04/07 13:47, Ashmash:Rated: Good 
Labbies? Laughing out IRL and dying...

2003/04/07 13:48, Vrool:Rated: Superb 
ROFL!!! stupid pukes! Good job

2003/04/07 13:51, Rayden:   
*think* what's so special in backstabbing clueless/semiclueless ppl? :P

2003/04/07 13:55, Hasta: 
didnt say it was special, few logs on this section are

2003/04/07 14:02, Minsc:Rated: Good 
Hehe, lol!!

Nice to see that I'm not the only 1 who's clueless!

And, yeah. Translation goes somethin like this:

Snipp, snapp, snute, så var eventyret/sagaen ute/slutt!

2003/04/07 14:36, Ugdul:Rated: Good 
Show us names? First one is understandable, but all three?!?! heh nice

2003/04/07 15:14, Durandir:  Rated: Superb 
Minsc.. I think he meant something more like: 'Snip, snap, snut, and then the adventure was to an end' (Even tho that translation sucked ass :D)

Rawking playing, or whatever.

2003/04/07 15:14, Gray:Rated: Good 
Noooo Rayden, this log IS special %) Living example of Darwin's laws! And example of fact that it's quite some easier to get kills on dark side - for such opponents like these guys don't play darkies!

2003/04/07 16:01, Vaab:  Rated: Good 
Humm....buffer dies, lets just stand here and ponder, second buffer dies, ok whats going on?? You die, ack! oh it was a sneaker!

8/

2003/04/07 16:42, Milzok:Rated: Superb 
All said it so far me to L O L. SO funny, I want kills like this too!

2003/04/07 17:06, Sardotjen:   
Yep Darwin wrote a law about how easy it is to stab clueless people.

2003/04/07 17:16, Ringmir:Rated: Good 
wtf? all die in one stab
what level were they?

2003/04/07 17:27, Xury:Rated: Good 
wow...
who were they and what were levels :p
they must have been lost *nod self*

2003/04/07 19:10, Tarsh:Rated: Average 
Yeah, names pretty please?

2003/04/07 20:21, Durandir:  Rated: Superb 
Sardotjen, I think Gray was thinking more about the law how human race just want more and more? Or am I totally wrong? *shrug*

2003/04/07 20:21, Rayden:   
actually it reminds me scout exping when mobs didn't search yet :) *chuckle* And Gray.. i have no fakkin idea what the fakk are you talking about fakkin Darwin's fakkin laws.. *ponder*

2003/04/07 21:14, Bain: 
OMG WTF WHY DID THEY JUST STAND THERE?!

2003/04/07 21:18, Dinin:  Rated: Awful 
I think that this is the worst log ever. No one just kills three dumb asses out in the middle of no where.

2003/04/07 21:25, Aain:   
That is the easyes pk I have ever seen. Good job on the pk.

2003/04/07 22:57, Oscarmeyer: 
I killed 4 in one room before *flex*

2003/04/07 23:04, Milzok:Rated: Superb 
How sad you think its the worse log u ever read Dinin, I really care for you, not. I liked the log a lot, cause a fun log is a good log!

2003/04/08 04:42, Azorec:Rated: Good 
hahaha ...

2003/04/08 05:22, Gamli: 
This log is good just for comic value of the elf laughing after seeing its 2 friends rip just before it bites it.

2003/04/08 06:31, Drakmar:   
is this log fake? it reminds me of the fake MUME.net log of someone quaking like 12 named bns (all who were like lvl 5-20).

2003/04/08 06:59, Eolo:Rated: Superb 
rofl... that remembers me of a log of some guys standing near bree... first puke got stabbed, and second stayed in that place for years until he ate stab.

drakmar: i remember that log! *cackle*

2003/04/08 07:07, Turbo:Rated: Good 
the elf was kulam, and the log was pretty fun.

2003/04/08 07:08, Eolo:Rated: Superb 
Funny thing is not fail stab with tons of eq after 1st stab, then not fail after 2nd stab... with even more eq... :)

2003/04/08 07:34, Que:Rated: Good 
ROFLMAO

The world has come to an end!!!

2003/04/08 08:10, Devastator:Rated: Good 
LOL :p

2003/04/08 08:50, Gray:Rated: Good 
Sardotjen and co: LOL, get some basic education? :P Even heard about such thing as 'survival of the fittest' - guess it's origin ;) What's where it works: clueful people advance in levels and renown, while... errm... others die 3 vs 1 scout in open 1.5 zones away from safety!

2003/04/08 12:50, Hasta: 
they were around hero

2003/04/08 14:10, Deremyr:  Rated: Superb 
i agree completely with sardotjen :-p. wow. this log makes me want to cry. why weren't they moving/flushing? they were utterly stupified at the gracefulness of the attack! major props

2003/04/08 19:45, Durandir:  Rated: Superb 
For your information Gray. We don´t learn about 'Survivel of the fittest'. And its not basic education (maybe the expression) but not who wrote about it!

2003/05/03 13:20, Tankist:    -Tempus- 
FUCKING PUKES!U ARE SO STUPID!


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 Rating-Summary 
 Superb Bagger, Deremyr, Durandir, Eolo, Icebear, Kalm, Milzok, Movin, Sookoll, 
Tinrar, Vrool 
 Good Ashmash, Devastator, Gray, Ironclaw, Liliah, Minsc, Que, Ringmir, Shagrath, 
Turbo, Ugdul, Vaab, Xury 
 Average Rubiks, Shakh, Tarsh, Uldrak 
 Poor  
 Awful Dinin 
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