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A not normal day (Zarakh)comments   back
(5724 hits. Posted 2003/12/09)
In a Classroom
This is a small Classroom with some flowers and a carpet.
A *fearsome teacher* is here, giving lessons.
A School child is sitting here on a chair, whining about School.
A School child is sitting here on a chair, killing a friend.
A School child is sitting here on a chair.
A School child is sitting here on a chair.
A School child is sitting here on a chair.
A School child is sitting here on a chair.
A School child is sitting here on a chair, incapacitated.
A School child is sitting here on a chair.
A School child is sitting here on a chair.
A School child is sitting here on a chair.
Some books are here.
Some papers is here, waiting to getting used.

Suddenly a -School Bell- rings.

op exit e
Ok.

east

In a Hall
Some childrens are hung up in the roof.
A *fearsome teacher* is here fighting a child (Joel).
A child (Joel) is here fighting a *fearsome teacher*

A *fearsome teacher* hits a child (Joel)`s body hard and shatters it.
A child (Joel) is incapacitated and will slowly die if not aided.

flee
You flee head over heels.
At the Lockers
A few lockers are here.

You blood freezes as you hear a death cry from the west. ##//NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

west

In a Hall
Some Childrens are hung up in the roof.
A *fearsome teacher* is standing here.
The corpse of a *child* is here.

A *fearsome teacher* says 'Go to your class now !'

fart teacher
You turn your buttom at A *fearsome teacher* and fart her right in the face.

A 'fearsome teacher* hits your body hard.
You feel a strong ache there !

kick teacher
You kick A *fearsome teacher* in her leg and makes her scream in pain.

You hit A *fearsome teacher*`s head hard and tickle it.
A *fearsome teacher* says 'I am giving you an last warning go to your class now !'

grin teacher
You grin at A *fearsome teacher* making her afraid.

You hit A *fearsome teacher*īs body extreamly hard and shatter it. ##// so i can hit :P
A *fearsome teacher* escapes the fight.               ##// omg a teacher who is afraid of a child :P

A *dreadful princeble* has arrived from the E A S T.  //////Im dead now :O
A *fearsome teacher* has arrived from the E A S T.       
A *fearsome teacher* has arrived from the E A S T.

A *dreadful principal* says 'Ok in to your classroom little child'

say You cant make me ! some teacher just killed my best friend.
Ok.

A *dreadful principal* says 'It was his own fault hes got only himself to blame!'
k princeble

You hit A *dreadful principal*īs left leg extreamy hard and tickle it.

A *fearsome teacher* joins A *dreadful principal*īs fight.
A *fearsome teacher* joins A *dreadful principal*īs fight.

You hit A *dreadful principal*īs body hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

A *fearsome teacher* hits your left leg and tickles it.
A *fearsome teacher* hits your left arm hard and tickles it.

say Why do you attack an such defensless child !? what a shame

Tommy the teacher- has arrived from the S O U T H.
Tommy the teacher- says 'What is happening here ?'

say They are trying to kill me becouse i dont go to my classroom !
Ok.

A *dreadful principal* says 'Tommy help us fight this noble child !'

Tommy the teacher- says 'No it is not right to kill children just becouse they dont listen !' //// MY HERO !
Tommy the teacher- joins your fight.

Tommy the teacher- hits a *dreadful principal*`s body hard and shatters it.
A *dreadful princeble* hits your head hard and shatters it.

flee
You flee head over heels.

At the lockers
A few lockers are here.

A School child is here playing a game.
A School child is here reading a book.
A School child is sitting here.
A School child is standing here.
A School child is standing here.
A School child is sitting here.
A School child is here playing a game.
A School child is here puking.

say EVERYONE HELP ME AND TOMMY DEFEAT THE PRINCIPAL AND TEACHERS !
Ok.

A School child starts following you.
A School child starts following you.
A School child starts following you.
A School child starts following you.
A School child starts following you.
A School child starts following you.
 
A School child says 'I cant im puking to much'

say np m8 ;)
Ok.

west

A *dreadful principal* is here fighting -Tommy the teacher-.
A *fearsome teacher* is here fighting -Tommy the teacher-.
A *fearsome teacher* is here fighting -Tommy the teacher-.

assist Tommy

You join -Tommy the teacher-īs fight.

You hit A *dreadful principal*īs head hard and shatter it.

A School child joins your fight.
A School child joins your fight.
A School child joins your fight.
A School child joins your fight.
A School child joins your fight.
A School child joins your fight.

A School child hits *a dreadful principal*īs head hard and shatter it.
A School child hits *a dreadful principal*īs arm and shatter it.

A School child hits *a dreadful principal*īs body extreamy hard and shatter it.

A *dreadful principal* is incapacitated and will slowly die if not aided.
You hit A *dreadful principal*īs left arm very hard and shatter it.
You feel happy.
[get money corpse]
Congratulations this is the first time you have killed it.
A *dreadful principal* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

You get some money from the corpse.
There was 300 dollars in the scum corpse.

A *fearsome teacher* escapes the fight.
A *fearsome teacher* escapes the fight.

A *fearsome teacher* has arrived from the E A S T.
A *teacher* has arrived from the E A S T.
A *teacher* has arrived from the E A S T.             ///// HOLY FUCK.... how can we ever win this ?
A *teacher* has arrived from the E A S T.
A *teacher* has arrived from the E A S T.
A *fearsome teacher* has arrived from the E A S T.

######//////******SNIP******//////######
So we almost killed the teachers and they ran away after a hard battle.I return home and see how things are.

At the kitchen
The kitchen is large and on the wall is some pans to cook things in.

yell MOM IM HOME!

A -mom- has arrived from U P.
A -mom- says 'How was your day sweetie?'

say We killed the principal and a few teachers so the day was fine.

smile
You smile happily.

a -mom- says 'That is nice I never liked that principal... Want some food honey?'

say Yes please im starving.

up

In a living room
The living room is kinda small but its cozy you want to sit down but its nothing you can sit on but floor here.

east

A room
You see a computer and some papers around in the room.There is also a bed in here.

a -mom- yells from the west 'Can you take away the dishes after the meal? And then i mean all of it !'

yell Eh sure i will TRY to remember the dishes.
Ok.

press button
The computer starts to make a strange noise as you press the button.

yell Mom is it something wrong with the computer ?
Ok.

a -mom- yells from the west 'Yeah i hit the computer with a baseball bat so you cant play more on it'

curse
You curse and swear for a long time.

yell why ?
Ok.
a -mom- yells from the west 'Becouse the only thing you care about is that MUME thing'

yell Come up and fix the computer now or your dead !
Ok.

a -mom- yells from the west 'Shut up Adrian or you wont get any meal for the next week !'
cringe
You cringe in terror.

yell Alright if you want it that way.
Ok.
west

In a living room
The living room is kinda small but its cozy you want to sit down but its nothing you can sit on but floor here.

down

At the kitchen
The kitchen is large and on the wall is some pans to cook things in.
A -mom- is standing here cooking a meal.

sit table
You sit down at the table and wait to get something to eat.

A -mom- walks towards you with a pan in her hands.
A -mom- carefuly splats some porridge on your plate. <------------
                                                                 |
say YOUCH what is this !?                                        |
Ok.                                                                 |
A -mom- says its porridge can you read ? it said so on the screen|

stand
Ok.

take away dishes
You take the plate to the dish and clean it up.

A -mom- says 'You didnt eat up all your food'
say It was awful you cant cook !.
Ok.

A -mom- says 'You are so spoiled go to your room now!'
say alright.
Ok.

up
In a living room
The living room is kinda small but its cozy you want to sit down but its nothing you can sit on but floor here.

east

In a room
You see a computer and some papers around in the room.There is also a bed in here.
You realise that the computer works!

yell YEHEY THE COMPUTER WORKS!
Ok.

lo

[close door]
[lock door]

play mume
You sit down and turn the MUME screen on.

You hear a knock from the other side of the door.

A *mom* yells from the west 'OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW, ADRIAN'

yell HAHAHA no way :P im playing.
Ok.

 Very nice, I would like to see this log in the 'notables' section! 


2003/12/09 13:52, Zarakh: 
i had nothing to do :P my computer was down so..... i wrote a own log not so funny but its good enough for me

2003/12/09 14:05, Zarakh: 
And sorry for the wrong spelling !

2003/12/09 14:14, Hector: 
it really was not funny.

2003/12/09 14:23, Britney: 
Let Aschit do these logs :)

2003/12/09 14:54, Bagger:   
If only Aschitīs were funny! Durandirīs was funny though!

2003/12/09 14:56, Zarakh: 
Nice to hear !

2003/12/09 15:04, Devastator: 
Crap :P Aschit and Durandir know how to do this stuff, make your own logs :p

2003/12/09 15:15, Zarakh: 
Hey im only 13 :P:P

2003/12/09 15:27, Lochdale: 
At 13 you should be spending less time on the computer and more time outside playing sports, vandalizing things, sniffing glue or whatever the hell it is you damn kids get up to these days.

2003/12/09 15:44, Razoor: 
You should ban yourself after that comment.

2003/12/09 15:45, Conspiracy:   
Becoming a lawyen Lochdale? That is what some kids are trying to do (!).

2003/12/09 15:58, Kelly: 
my RL log is best one of all times!! BWAHAH no really only achit can compete with me... :D

2003/12/09 16:57, Lochdale: 
Lawyers were never children.

2003/12/09 16:57, Lochdale: 
I like your profile picture Conspiracy.

2003/12/09 17:44, Bagger:   
Conspiracy is the person to the right, if you didnīt know.

2003/12/09 17:51, Rayden:   
Hey.. let's give kid some support.. he still made an effort trying to give his best doing this.. a log afterall while others are too busy to post :)

2003/12/09 17:56, Grisnat: 
Well, seeing that he is 13yo teenie spammer I suppose it's okay... I should post an RL log of my own sometime, but I think it would either be extremely boring or very censored. (College classes, MUME, and (my favorite) uberhot fiancee!)

2003/12/09 18:20, Zarakh: 
Thanx for the support wich OTHERS dont give :P

2003/12/09 18:40, Conspiracy:   
Well, I mean 'kids' Lochdale, and thanks.

2003/12/09 19:05, Lochdale: 
I should log my day. It would be a riveting read

2003/12/09 19:08, Gena:   
Dragoth rl logs were pretty good too :P

this log.. boring

2003/12/09 19:20, Conspiracy:   
Oh! I need to talk to you Lochdale! Where can I contact you or something? (Sorry for this total out of topic stuff)

2003/12/09 20:07, Lochdale: 
Email me at my Elvenrunes account: lochdale@elvenrunes.com

2003/12/09 20:40, Eolo: 
You don't eat your food?
How stupid. How old are you? 3 years old?

2003/12/09 20:40, Ilwin:   
Kelly's rl log was pretty good, but... I died in it, so it sucked! :P

2003/12/09 21:13, User requested to be deleted:   
All the logs are pretty crap!

2003/12/09 21:58, Conspiracy:   
I belive we understand what you think about logs Erebos, so just shut up ok?

2003/12/09 22:54, Andróg:   
IMPORTANT NOTE TO ALL, PLEASE READ:

Besides ignoring Björn, when it's about scouts, also ignoring Erebos is prefered, when he is talking about rating logs.

Thank you very much.

;)

2003/12/09 23:10, User requested to be deleted:   
haha it sucks to be you!

2003/12/09 23:13, User requested to be deleted:   
all those crappy teens make me sick *grin*

2003/12/09 23:33, Rayden:   
said preteen

2003/12/10 17:04, User requested to be deleted:   
at epoch when i was a preteen, you was splashing in your parent's balls

2003/12/10 17:36, Bagger:   
And you make us all sick to, Erebos, but we donīt need to say it.

2003/12/10 17:56, User requested to be deleted:   
hey it was me who said it as first, well think once again and maybe you can find something else to say

2003/12/10 18:25, User requested to be deleted:   
nice hit by bagger, that I was talking about him *pout*

2003/12/10 20:40, Bagger:   
You need to work on your english skills, just a tip :)

2003/12/10 21:43, User requested to be deleted:   
lol bagger, like your english is something good

2003/12/11 14:41, Zarakh: 
I got it :P

2003/12/13 18:36, Naralón:   
Jævla bra Adrian :)

You people are sad, i feel sorry for you sitting there and can't get yourself to give this kid some suport for his hard work! It's really sad... I hope you all rot :)

Greetings from Kalle and Alex to Adrian, were soon comeing over in the new car to drink some moonshine and beer with you :)

2003/12/13 23:28, Zarakh: 
*giggle* takk Alex :D well atleast someone gives me support :P

2003/12/14 13:40, Balmung:   
i can give you one to :P great idea with Tommy !

2004/07/27 01:20, Stratos: 
hrmm great spelling retard :O you need school classes :P gig i guess it was pretty interesting since i read it to the end somehow...

2006/03/28 08:22, Myrddin:   
I think it was pretty good or so, minus the spelling :D


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