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(4129 hits. Posted 2004/12/13)
## Just came back from warrens, been xping##
## i go Kormock, and this happens         ##

!O CW Mana:Warm>
Borghozor says 'i'm great shaman i can do a lot'	<--maybe


!O CW Mana:Warm>l
A Blasted Furnace
You see six black metal shields on the ground.
A black waraxe is lying on the ground.
A dagger lies on the ground.
A large stone fireplace with a roaring fire warms the room.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
There are two strips of dried meat here.
A studded leather belt has been left here.
A little stone lies on the ground.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Kormock the orkish armourer is working at his bench.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Lrgz is standing here.
A hungry warg (mine) is standing here.
Gryllen is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Borghozor is standing here.
Volfram is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.

!O CW Mana:Warm>eq
You are using:
<wielded>            an engraved broadsword (flawless)
<worn as shield>     a gilded round shield (flawless)
<worn on head>       a twisted crown
<worn on body>       a fine chain mail shirt (well-maintained)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (flawless)
<worn on arms>       a fine pair of chain mail sleeves (well-maintained)
<worn on hands>      a pair of chain mail gloves (flawless)
<worn on legs>       a pair of scale leggings (flawless)
<worn on feet>       a black pair of padded boots (flawless)
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a set of lock picks
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn as belt>       a studded leather belt
<worn on belt>       a water skin
<worn on belt>       a crude herbal kit

!O CW Mana:Warm>i
Borghozor says 'i can even reshape crap'<---hmm, must be kidding!
You are carrying:
Nothing.

!O CW Mana:Warm>
Borghozor says 'wanna try?'	<--why not?

!O CW Mana:Warm>
Kormock the orkish armourer says 'You must want me to raise my prices.'<--NO!!

!O CW Mana:Warm>
Borghozor asks you 'give me your shield'<--im just like, wtf..

!O CW Mana:Warm>rem shield
You stop using a gilded round shield.

!O CW Mana:Hot>
Borghozor says 'i'm great shaman'

!O CW Mana:Hot>
A hungry warg leaves S O U T H.

!O CW Mana:Hot>nod
You nod solemnly.

!O CW Mana:Hot>give shield borghozor <--was only a gilded anyways
Ok.

!O CW Mana:Hot>stat
OB: 68%, DB: 46%, PB: 59%, Armour: 67%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 697,275 xp, 3,065 tp. Gold: 68. Alert: normal.
#changed alias: tnl=emote needs 697,275 xp and 3,065 tp to next level.
Affected by:
- armour
- strength
- shield

!O CW Mana:Hot>x borghozor
[exa borghozor]
You see nothing special about him.
Borghozor is an elderly male Orc.
Borghozor The Beast is in an excellent condition.
Borghozor The Beast is using:
<wielded>            an iron-shod mace
<worn on head>       a ring mail coif (well-maintained)
<worn on body>       a ring mail hauberk (flawless)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (used)
<worn on arms>       a pair of ring mail sleeves (neglected)
<worn on hands>      a pair of ring mail gloves (flawless)
<worn on legs>       a pair of ring mail leggings (satisfactory)
<worn on feet>       a black pair of padded boots (flawless)
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a water skin

!O CW Mana:Hot>where

Lrgz peers closely at Borghozor, trying to figure him out.<--*agree lurgz*

!O CW Mana:Hot>Players in your zone
--------------------
Lrgz                - A Blasted Furnace
Gryllen              - A Blasted Furnace
Borghozor            - A Blasted Furnace
Tone                 - A Blasted Furnace
Nilnak               - Orc Sleeping Warrens
Skiminok             - The Great Hall

!O CW Mana:Hot>say this i HAVE to see
Borghozor stops using an iron-shod mace.
emote SCREAMS:  this i HAVE to see
Ok.

!O CW Mana:Hot>gig
You giggle.

!O CW Mana:Hot>re
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

!O CW Mana:Hot>l
A Blasted Furnace
On the ground, there are six black metal shields.
A black waraxe is lying on the ground.
A dagger lies on the ground.
A large stone fireplace with a roaring fire warms the room.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
You see two strips of dried meat on the ground.
A studded leather belt has been left here.
A little stone lies on the ground.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Kormock the orkish armourer is working at his bench.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Lrgz is standing here.
A hungry warg (mine) is standing here.
Gryllen is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Borghozor is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.

!O CW Mana:Hot>t borghozor well ?
Ok.

!O CW Mana:Hot>eq
You are using:
<wielded>            an engraved broadsword (flawless)
<worn on head>       a twisted crown
<worn on body>       a fine chain mail shirt (well-maintained)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (flawless)
<worn on arms>       a fine pair of chain mail sleeves (well-maintained)
<worn on hands>      a pair of chain mail gloves (flawless)
<worn on legs>       a pair of scale leggings (flawless)
<worn on feet>       a black pair of padded boots (flawless)
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a set of lock picks
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn as belt>       a studded leather belt
<worn on belt>       a water skin
<worn on belt>       a crude herbal kit

!O CW Mana:Hot>stat
OB: 68%, DB: -4%, PB: 59%, Armour: 67%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 697,275 xp, 3,065 tp. Gold: 68. Alert: normal.
#changed alias: tnl=emote needs 697,275 xp and 3,065 tp to next level.
Affected by:
- armour
- strength
- shield

!O CW Mana:Hot>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Lrgz                - A Blasted Furnace
Gryllen              - A Blasted Furnace
Borghozor            - A Blasted Furnace
Tone                 - A Blasted Furnace
Nilnak               - Orc Sleeping Warrens
Skiminok             - The Great Hall

!O CW Mana:Hot>
Borghozor utters gressswwsaaaa <-----wierd one!

!O CW Mana:Hot>
Borghozor gives you a bejewelled shield.<----LOL! here im LAUGHING MY ASS OF RL!

!O CW Mana:Hot>cheer borghozor
You cheer for his success!

!O CW Mana:Hot>laugh
You fall down laughing.

!O CW Mana:Hot>i
You are carrying:
a bejewelled shield (flawless)

!O CW Mana:Hot>
Gryllen chuckles politely.

!O CW Mana:Hot>
Lrgz says 'Magik!'<---has to be!

!O CW Mana:Hot>
Kormock the orkish armourer glares around him.

!O CW Mana:Hot>thank borghozor
You thank Borghozor heartily.

!O CW Mana:Hot>
Gryllen says 'insane'<---indeed!

## just to show that torcs can be funny!!##
 Very nice, I would like to see this log in the 'notables' section! 


2004/12/13 23:35, Throtul:   
i can do that too! (yay first one here)

2004/12/13 23:57, Gamla: 
That was kinda funny!:P If he'd only got the uttering stuff right... Did you get to keep the shield?

2004/12/14 00:02, Babanovac: 
move to notables pls :)

2004/12/14 00:16, Misdur:   
cute! hehe

2004/12/14 00:27, Boofhead: 
Rofl!

2004/12/14 00:29, Conspiracy:   
Thats about the worst crap I have ever seen.

2004/12/14 00:42, Rayden:   
gig, conspiracy misses the sence of humor :)

2004/12/14 00:54, Durzm:   
Hehe, one funny orc =p To bad he was a great shaman! Put stop to our terror in the 3vs6 fight we had earlier.. With out that GREAT shaman ya'll woulda died!!!

2004/12/14 01:10, Andrg:   
Actually Rayden, Conspiracy is just acting as he promised! =)

2004/12/14 01:21, Jones: 
Oh well i can do this spell reversed way.

2004/12/14 03:05, Theam: 
I can't stop laughing now :)

2004/12/14 05:01, Zmrabth: 
lmao!! :D

2004/12/14 05:41, Milzok: 
The log was fun, but had been 10 times funnier if you named it ROLF instead.

2004/12/14 07:11, Rolf: 
Yes!

2004/12/14 11:17, Tone: 
of cuz i could keep the shield!

2004/12/14 21:05, Hector: 
no rayden. conspiracy actually has sense of humour. but its so strange! definately the strangest sense of humour i know!

2004/12/15 00:03, Kheldur: 
I want to see you reshape this ugly girl who loves me into a hot chick

2004/12/15 00:48, Gamla: 
The short-haired woman with a beard in your picture?

2004/12/15 02:25, Marillion: 
Rofl gamla! that must be her:)

2004/12/16 08:20, Solymir: 
ROFL



Ok that's a creative way to give something away.
You just don't see that shit everyday...
:p

2004/12/18 00:54, Materia: 
Haha, I was expecting him to rent with it or soemthing, but I forgot its darkies,the great people.


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