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Just Sex Me (Mume Humour) (Mania)comments   back
   (41 ratings and 9118 hits. Posted 2005/12/28)
Start logging: 28.12.2005 03:58
##So I log in to get some align after killing trees in Fangorn, and I get this tell..
##Mania tells you 'lol whois me, i referred this guy to you *wink*'

o# CS>whois mania
Mania the Purple is a level 24 Beorning Ranger.
Is playing from *.net.
Adelle tells you 'ever had MUD sex?'
t adelle 'only once, and i never walked straight since!'
Adelle tells you 'wanna do it again?'
t Adelle 'i think i'll keep my working leg!'
Players in your zone
--------------------
a Mighty Horse       - The Common Room                         <<<<That's me bro, Mania.
Gl                  - Armour Shop
Adelle               - Armour Shop
Sara                 - The Inn's Rooms
Taylor               - The Common Room
Sakti                - Armour Shop
Bazooka              - Spice Shop

*# C HP:Fine>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

*# C HP:Fine>
##Adelle tells you 'Have you ever had mudsex?'  ### So it begins ###
### So Mania tells me to mess with him, maybe we get a good kick out of it.

*# C HP:Fine>tell Adelle only with my brother. 

*# C HP:Fine>
Adelle tells you 'so im gonna be your brother?'  ### Making White-Trash America proud ###
You feel bolder.

*# C HP:Fine>tell Adelle you have to be my brother.
Ok.

*# C HP:Fine>
Sakti leaves south.
A pack horse leaves south.

*# C HP:Fine>
Adelle tells you 'ok'

*# C HP:Fine>
Adelle tells you 'are you a girl or guy in rl?'

*# C HP:Fine>tell Adelle how much is this going to cost me?
Ok.

*# C HP:Fine>
Adelle tells you '15 gold'

*# C HP:Fine>tell Adelle ok, i can afford 15 gold
Ok.

*# C HP:Fine>who a
Ainur
-----
 [ A] Yavanna the Ghost of Christmas Past 
1 player on.

*# C HP:Fine>
Adelle tells you 'ok'

*# C HP:Fine>t adelle i'm a girl  ###Much like Bjorn, only on Fridays though###
Ok.

*# C>
Adelle tells you 'ok'

*# C>
A man has arrived from the south.

*# C>
A man leaves south.

*# C>
Adelle tells you 'fol me'

*# C>fol adelle
You now follow Adelle.

*# C>
Adelle tells you 'how old is your brother?'  ###Let the Role-Playing begin###

*# C>
Adelle leaves south.

*# C>
Kenzu narrates 'I demand praise and worship!'

*# C>
A man has arrived from the south.

*# C>
Gator narrates 'that's nice'

*# C>
Mr. Mugwort has arrived from the south.

*# C>
A man leaves south.

*# C>tell Adelle he's 19
Ok.

*# C>
Mania narrates 'sounds like a boring cult to me!'

*# C>
An armourer starts cleaning up his shop.

*# C>t kenzu worship this! *kicks you in the balls*
Ok.

*# C>wake
stand
whe
You are already awake...

*# C>
You stop resting, and stand up.

*# C>Players in your zone
--------------------
Etendil              - The Inn's Rooms
Mania                - The Inn's Rooms
Gl                  - Armour Shop
Adelle               - Hobbit Hole
Taylor               - The Jail

*# C>t kenzu *hug*
Ok.

*# C>s
Merchant Square
Exits: north, east, south, west.

*# C>w
Merchant Street
A guard of Bree stands here.
Exits: north, east, south, [west].

*# C>n
The window seems to be closed.

*# C>n
Southern Bree Hill
A hobbit is here walking around.
Exits: north, east, south, [west].

*# C>n
Bree Hill
Exits: north, [east], south, west, [down].

*# C>n
Northern Bree Hill
Exits: north, east, south.

*# C>
Northern Bree Hill
A guard of Bree stands here.
Exits: north, [east], south, [west].

*# C>
A Bree guard leaves north.

*# C>
Kenzu tells you 'That's just mean! :('

*# C>open exit e
e
Ok.

*# C>
Hobbit Hole
A delicious looking apple tart has been placed here.
An ancient flat straw hat is lying here.
A sturdy bed made from solid oak lies here, covered in warm blankets.
Adelle the Woman is standing here.
Exits: (west).

!# C>close exit w
Ok.

!# C>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

!# C>
Adelle tells you 'ok....im 16 and im a guy in real life....'

!# C>
Adelle sits down.

!# C>t kenzu well, i'm making the funniest log ever
Ok.

!# C>
Kenzu tells you 'Por que?'

!# C>t kenzu Adelle tells you 'ever have MUD sex?'
Ok.

!# C>tell Kenzu t adelle only with my brother!
Adelle starts removing your close slowly
Ok.

!# C>tell Kenzu fuckin gross stuff
Ok.

!# C>
Adelle stops using a lantern.
Adelle stops using a quiver.
Adelle stops using a hunting knife.
Adelle stops using a plain leather belt.
Adelle stops using a shortbow.
Adelle stops using a ring of silver.
Adelle stops using a pair of soft leather boots.
Adelle stops using a thin pair of leather gloves.
Adelle stops using a forest green cloak.
Adelle stops using a shortsword.

!# C>'yay!
emote ctcs 'yay!'
Ok.

!# C>
Kenzu tells you 'Le-hmm then.'

!# C>tell Kenzu this is fuckin gross man :-
Ok.

!# C>rem all
You stop using a stone.
You stop using a hunting knife.
You stop using a hooded brass lantern.
You stop using a water skin.
You stop using a green silken sash.
You stop using a pair of soft leather boots.
You stop using a grey pair of pants.
You stop using a pair of rigid leather gloves.
You stop using a grey pair of sleeves.
You stop using a russet cloak.
You stop using a fine tunic.
You stop using a soft cloth cap.
You stop using a gilded round shield.
You stop using a nasty orkish fang.

!# C>wake
stand
You are already awake...

!# C>dance
You stop resting, and stand up.

!# C>Having fun?

!# C>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

!# C>
Adelle says 'give me the gold now...'

!# C>
Kenzu tells you 'Sounds like you're perpetuating it.'

!# C>'i don't trust you
emote ctcs 'i don't trust you'
Ok.

!# C>give 5 lauren adelle
Ok.

!# C>'5 now
emote ctcs '5 now'
Ok.

!# C>
Adelle says 'ok....'

!# C>tell Kenzu Well, i'm going to log this crap
Ok.

!# C>tell Kenzu this is terrible.
Ok.

!# C>l
Hobbit Hole
A delicious looking apple tart has been placed here.
An ancient flat straw hat is lying here.
A sturdy bed made from solid oak lies here, covered in warm blankets.
Adelle the Woman is sitting here.
A pack horse (minu) is standing here.

!# C>
Adelle cock gets hard and starts pushing it into you

!# C>
Kenzu narrates 'Well kids!  After a long night of enslaving, I am off to bed!
:)'

!# C>
Mania narrates 'but who will feed us?' ####locked in a closet, as always####

!# C>
Kenzu narrates 'Fare thee well slaves! :)'

!# C>
Adelle and humps you hard and fast

!# C>'hooray!
emote ctcs 'hooray!'
Ok.

!# C>'just like i always wanted!
emote ctcs 'just like i always wanted!'
Ok.

!# C>'like christmas morning!
emote ctcs 'like christmas morning!'
Ok.

!# C>
Adelle says 'you gotta say stuff too'

!# C>'like what?
emote ctcs 'like what?'
Ok.

!# C>
Adelle says 'then its no fun'

!# C>
Adelle says 'use emotes and say stuff sexual'

!# C>l
Hobbit Hole
You see two apple tarts on the ground.
An ancient flat straw hat is lying here.
A sturdy bed made from solid oak lies here, covered in warm blankets.
Adelle the Woman is sitting here.
A pack horse (minu) is standing here.

!# C>emote moans.

!# C>Ok.

!# C>
Nastardamus yells faintly from the west 'any chanter?'

!# C>emote oooooowie! that feels scrumptious!
Ok.

!# C>
Nastardamus narrates 'chanters somewhere ?'

!# C>l
Hobbit Hole
On the ground, there are two apple tarts.
An ancient flat straw hat is lying here.
A sturdy bed made from solid oak lies here, covered in warm blankets.
Adelle the Woman is sitting here.
A pack horse (minu) is standing here.

!# C>t mania MESSENGER!
Ok.

!# C>emote squeals.
Ok.

!# C>
Adelle says 'suck on my XXX....'

!# C>emote does what you just said.
Ok.

!# C>
Adelle says 'actually type it'

!# C>'but
emote ctcs 'but'
Ok.

!# C>'i did what you said!
emote ctcs 'i did what you said!'
Ok.

!# C>t mania can i stop now? this is fuckin terrible.
Ok.

!# C>whe
Players in your zone
--------------------
Gl                  - Hobbit Hole
Adelle               - Hobbit Hole

!# C>
Mania tells you 'never!'

!# C>t mania ffs! i hate you! 
Ok.

!# C>l
Hobbit Hole
On the ground, there are two apple tarts.
An ancient flat straw hat is lying here.
A sturdy bed made from solid oak lies here, covered in warm blankets.
Adelle the Woman is sitting here.
A pack horse (minu) is standing here.

!# C>
Adelle sucks on your XXX while XXX you hard up the XXX.

!# C>t mania come barging in acting like dad
Ok.

!# C>tell Mania DO IT!
Ok.

!# C>emote squeals!
Ok.

!# C>
Mania tells you 'lol'

!# C>tell Mania ffs NOW
Ok.

!# C>whe
Players in your zone
--------------------
Gl                  - Hobbit Hole
Adelle               - Hobbit Hole
Taylor               - At the Sign of The Prancing Pony

!# C>tell Mania hahahaha please god
Ok.

!# C>tell Mania this is terrible
Ok.

!# C>
Mania tells you 'fine'

!# C>
Adelle gives you a long and passionate kiss; it seems to take forever...

!# C>
The bluedoor is opened from the other side.

!# C>
Mania has arrived from the west. ###BANZAII! to the rescue!###

!# C>
Mania closes the bluedoor.

!# C>
Mania says 'GAL'

!# C>gasp
You gasp in astonishment.

!# C>
Mania says 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING'

!# C>'um
emote ctcs 'um'
Ok.

!# C>'nothing!
emote ctcs 'nothing!'
Ok.
Mania says 'ITS TIME FOR BED'

!# C>
Mania says 'FFS'

!# C>'i'm sowwy
emote ctcs 'i'm sowwy'
Ok.

!# C>
Mania says 'no computer tomorrow!'

!# C>'don't beat me
emote ctcs 'don't beat me'
Ok.

!# C>whe
Players in your zone
--------------------
Mania                - Hobbit Hole
Gl                  - Hobbit Hole
Adelle               - Hobbit Hole
Taylor               - Northern Bree Hill

!# C>'but
Taylor yells loudly from the west 'diee Mania!'  ### Loved as always ###

!# C>emote ctcs 'but'
Ok.

!# C>'but
emote ctcs 'but'
Ok.

!# C>
Mania tries to bash the bluedoor.

!# C>
Taylor tells you '>:D'

!# C>l
Hobbit Hole
You see two apple tarts on the ground.
An ancient flat straw hat is lying here.
A sturdy bed made from solid oak lies here, covered in warm blankets.
Adelle the Woman is sitting here.
A pack horse (minu) is standing here.
Mania the Man is standing here.

!# C>
Mania says '!'

!# C>'don't beat me!
emote ctcs 'don't beat me!'
Ok.

!# C>
Mania says 'whats going on here!'
Adelle says 'nunya'

!# C>l
Hobbit Hole
You see two apple tarts on the ground.
An ancient flat straw hat is lying here.
A sturdy bed made from solid oak lies here, covered in warm blankets.
Adelle the Woman is sitting here.
A pack horse (minu) is standing here.
Mania the Man is standing here.

!# C>
You hear a knock on the other side of the bluedoor.

!# C>
Taylor has arrived from the west.

!# C>eat food
You can't find a food.

!# C>
Taylor throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

!# C>wake
stand
Taylor closes the bluedoor.
You are already awake...

!# C>Mania says 'bastard'
You stop resting, and stand up.

!# C>eat tart
You eat the tart.

!# C>l
Hobbit Hole
A delicious looking apple tart has been placed here.
An ancient flat straw hat is lying here.
A sturdy bed made from solid oak lies here, covered in warm blankets.
Adelle the Woman is sitting here.
A pack horse (minu) is standing here.
Mania the Man is standing here.
Taylor the Half-Elf is standing here.

!# C>eat tart
You eat the tart.
You are full.
Taylor says 'closeable!'

!# C>
Taylor cackles in Mania's face.

!# C>l
Hobbit Hole
An ancient flat straw hat is lying here.
A sturdy bed made from solid oak lies here, covered in warm blankets.
Adelle the Woman is sitting here.
A pack horse (minu) is standing here.
Mania the Man is standing here.
Taylor the Half-Elf is standing here.
Taylor begins some strange incantations...

!# C>
Taylor stops following Mania.
Mania sends Taylor sprawling with a powerful bash.

!# C>gig
You giggle.

!# C>cast 'li' mania
You start to concentrate...
Taylor giggles.
open exit
f
Ok.
The lightning bolt hits Mania with full impact.

!# C Mana:Burning Mania:Fine>Ok.

!# C Mana:Burning>
Hobbit Hole
An ancient flat straw hat is lying here.
A sturdy bed made from solid oak lies here, covered in warm blankets.
Adelle the Woman is sitting here.
A pack horse (minu) is standing here.
Taylor the Half-Elf is standing here.
Mania the Man is standing here.
Exits: (west).

!# C Mana:Burning>close exit w
Mania closes the bluedoor.

!# C Mana:Burning>It's already closed!

!# C Mana:Burning>
Taylor seems to have recovered his senses.

!# C Mana:Burning>pick exit
You begin to try to enable the lock...
Mania sends Taylor sprawling with a powerful bash.
You manage to enable the lock.

!# C Mana:Burning>cack
You cackle gleefully.

!# C Mana:Burning>l
Mania says 'pick it !'
Hobbit Hole
An ancient flat straw hat is lying here.
A sturdy bed made from solid oak lies here, covered in warm blankets.
Adelle the Woman is sitting here.
A pack horse (minu) is standing here.
Taylor the Half-Elf is standing here.
Mania the Man is standing here.

!# C Mana:Burning>drink skin
You drink the water.
You do not feel thirsty anymore.
Taylor seems to have recovered his senses.

!# C Mana:Burning>
Taylor begins some strange incantations...

!# C Mana:Burning>'overkillz
0r!
emote ctcs 'overkillz0r!'
Ok.

!# C Mana:Burning>
Taylor throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

!# C Mana:Burning>
Taylor begins some strange incantations...

!# C Mana:Burning>
Mania sends Taylor sprawling with a powerful bash.

!# C Mana:Burning>
Mania says 'do taylor!' ### no..more..mudsex ###

!# C Mana:Burning>
Adelle clambers on her feet.

!# C Mana:Burning>
Taylor seems to have recovered his senses.

!# C Mana:Burning>
Taylor begins some strange incantations...

!# C Mana:Burning>cast 'li' taylor
You start to concentrate...
Taylor utters the word 'noselacri'
You have been blinded!
Ok.
The lightning bolt hits Taylor with full impact.

!# C Mana:Burning Taylor:Fine>
Someone begins some strange incantations...

!# C Mana:Burning Taylor:Fine>
Someone sends Taylor sprawling with a powerful bash.

o# C Mana:Hot>
Adelle tells you 'ic give me my money bitch'

o# C Mana:Hot>
Someone giggles at Someone's silly antics.

o# C Mana:Hot>
Someone says 'bree pk!'

o# C Mana:Hot>
Someone says '5 stars!'

o# C Mana:Hot>
Someone giggles.

o# C Mana:Hot>
Someone says 'cleric quaker!'

o# C Mana:Hot>
Someone says 'pking istar!'

o# C Mana:Hot>tell Adelle that's no way to talk to your sister!

o# C Mana:Burning>
Someone says 'newbie MUD sexer'

o# C Mana:Burning>
Someone says 'and gal!'

o# C Mana:Burning>l
You are inside.
Someone throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

o# C Mana:Burning>
You feel a cloak of blindness dissolve.

!# C Mana:Hot Taylor:Fine>cast 'li'
You start to concentrate...
Taylor utters the word 'noselacri'
Mania sends Taylor sprawling with a powerful bash.
Ok.
The lightning bolt hits Taylor with full impact.

!# C Mana:Hot Taylor:Fine>
Adelle tells you 'please give me my money'

!# C Mana:Hot Taylor:Fine>gig
You giggle.

!# C Mana:Hot Taylor:Fine>
You pierce Taylor's left leg hard.

!# C Mana:Hot Taylor:Hurt>l
Hobbit Hole
An ancient flat straw hat is lying here.
A sturdy bed made from solid oak lies here, covered in warm blankets.
Adelle the Woman is standing here.
A pack horse (minu) is standing here.
Taylor the Half-Elf is here, fighting YOU.
Mania the Man is standing here.
Taylor seems to have recovered his senses.

!# C Mana:Hot>
Mania says 'ZOMG'

!# C Mana:Hot>
Mania sits down and rests.

!# C Mana:Hot>
Mania giggles.

!# C Mana:Hot>
Taylor giggles.

!# C Mana:Hot>'CATZ
emote ctcs 'CATZ'
Ok.

!# C Mana:Hot>l
Hobbit Hole
An ancient flat straw hat is lying here.
A sturdy bed made from solid oak lies here, covered in warm blankets.
Adelle the Woman is standing here.
A pack horse (minu) is standing here.
Taylor the Half-Elf is standing here.
Mania the Man is resting here.

!# C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
Mania opens the bluedoor.

!# C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
Mania leaves west.

!# C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>w
Northern Bree Hill
A Bree guard is standing here.
Mania the Man is standing here.
Exits: north, (east), south, [west].
Adelle tells you 'ok.....i want my money though' ### Man-Whores not an honest one alive ###

!# C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>yell you are bad muddsexx
0r
Ok.
Mania yells 'with a small MUD-penis!'

!# C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>t adelle you just failed.
Ok.
Adelle tells you 'failed what?'

!# C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>tell Adelle at being a good mudsexx
0rz
Ok.

!# C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Mania says 'dirty confrontations fosho'

!# C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
A Bree guard says 'It has been reported that "Gl attacked Taylor". You're
under arrest, Gl. Follow me and you'll be fairly judged.'

!# CS HP:Fine Mana:Hot>fol guard
You now follow a Bree guard.
A Bree guard says 'Good idea to surrender, Gl!'
A guard brings you to the Court of Bree and starts to list all your crimes:

!# CS HP:Fine Mana:Hot>l
The Jail
A large bulletin board, entitled "Jail", is mounted here.
A pool with many big pieces of ice floating in it is here.
You see five musty loaves of bread on the ground.
A small rat runs about, oblivious to your presence.
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
Taylor the Half-Elf is resting here (linkless).

!# CS HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Adelle tells you 'your not in the jail'

!# CS HP:Fine Mana:Hot>t adelle yeah i am
Ok.

!# CS HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Adelle tells you 'do you wanna finish when you get out?'

!# CS HP:Fine Mana:Hot>t adelle NO!
Ok.

!# CS>
You go to sleep.
### The moral of the story is, if you cant have fun, whats the point of life? 
### .....and hiring man whores can be quite entertaining!


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2005/12/29 15:50, Marillion:Rated: Awful 
Freyja narrowminded as usual. Humour has nothing to do with age. I'd say it's more about the intellect and what kind of humour you like. That said I didn't even smile once reading this.

2005/12/29 17:20, Mania: 
lol bjorn, just open your whois and your questions are answered! mmm that bra fits well *ponder* :D

2005/12/29 17:31, Bjrn:Rated: Superb 
Oh, I forgot about that already, that's usual day-to-day stuff for me =)

2006/01/01 17:11, Yoshzura: 
is it that funny?

2006/01/03 21:05, Sol: 
Ack, what is there to get? It's nothing you can't find in an AOL chatroom... If i'm missing something, please inform me. As of right now, I'm holding my forehead wondering why this was logged.

2006/01/05 20:41, Freyja:  Rated: Awful 
Oww...someone got toucy, comf!

2009/03/04 18:52, Nockral: 
Nastardamus yells faintly from the west 'any chanter?'

hehe nice mood breaker:D

2012/10/28 03:37, Boddah:   
Hahahahahahaha oh, the good old days.. I miss you Sam! :( In case it's forgotten, gal = me.

And daspan, and especially pTaylor.. if you see this, please find a way to contact me bro, it's been forever and I miss you:(

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