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(3822 hits. Posted 2006/06/18)
Scareing the little[IC]

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I was running around the western villages of humans, Tearing sculls open with my hammer and burning
flesh with my voodoo. After some time hiding from Yelloweye, my starvingly hungry warg found some
still fresh scent of a 2-legged human...
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You see some tracks of *a Man* leading east
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

) CRW>e
Bend in the Road
Exits: north, =east=, =south=, west.

You see some tracks of *a Man* leading east
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

) CRW>e
Bend in the Road
Exits: =north=, south, =west=.

You see some tracks of *a Man* leading north
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

) CRW>n
Road to Fornost
The corpse of a garden snake is lying here.
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, west.

n
You see some tracks of *a Man* leading north
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

) CRW>Before the Gates of Fornost
The corpse of a bandit is lying here.
*a Half-Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*a Man* is standing here.
Exits: [north], east, =south=, west.
Aha, you have found your victim!

! CRW>k *man*
You pound *a Man*'s head extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
*a Man* is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

! CRW *a Man*:Dying>close exit 
It's already closed!

! CRW *a Man*:Dying>close exit 
It's already closed!

! CRW *a Man*:Dying>close exit 
It's already closed!

! CRW *a Man*:Dying>
*a Half-Elf* says 'how do iou open the gate'


## Like i just opened your friends skull, paleface! ##


! CRW *a Man*:Dying>#   $target is now set to {*elf*} [local]
cha s q
Ok.

! CRW *a Man*:Dying>
You pound *a Man*'s left leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
You hear *a Man*'s death cry as he collapses.
*a Man* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

! CRW>sm elf
You smile viciously at her.

! CRW>exa corpse
corpse (here) : 
a pile of coins
a lantern
a hunting knife (flawless)
a plain leather belt
a shortsword (flawless)
a thin pair of leather gloves (flawless)
a pair of soft leather boots (flawless)
a plain pair of pants (flawless)
a plain shirt (flawless)
a large sack
a map of Fornost

! CRW>g all.coins all.corpse
You get a pile of coins from the corpse of *a Man*.
There was 4 silver pennies and 3 copper pennies.

! CRW>
*a Half-Elf* leaves vv S O U T H vv riding a pack horse.

) CRW>ye you
Ok.

) CRW>ye type
Ok.

) CRW>ye "call"
Ok.

) CRW>s
Road to Fornost
The corpse of a garden snake is lying here.
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, west.

) CRW>tr pack
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

You see some tracks of a pack horse leading south
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

) CRW>
A young ranger has arrived from the north.

! CRW>
A young ranger leaves vv S O U T H vv.

) CRW>narr *a Half-Elf* says 'how do iou open the gate' outside fnost sgate
Ok.

o CRW>s
Bend in the Road
*a Half-Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
Exits: =north=, south, =west=.
Aha, you have found your victim!

! CRW>
*a Half-Elf* leaves vv S O U T H vv riding a pack horse.

o CRW>
The moon rises in the east.

) CRW>s
Shaded Path
Exits: north, east, south, west.

) CRW>s
Gloomy Forest
Exits: north, east, south, west.

o CRW>s
Gloomy Forest
Exits: north, east, south, west.

o CRW>s
Gloomy Forest
Exits: north, east, south, west.

o CRW>
Groshkah narrates 'did you tell him?'

o CRW>w
Road to Fornost
Exits: =north=, east, =south=.

) CRW>n
Road to Fornost
A young man in ranger's attire is here, travelling the roads.
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, west.
A young ranger yells '*Waerd the Orc* is here on the Road to Fornost!'

! CRW>n
Road to Fornost
Exits: =north=, east, =south=.

) CRW>n
Road to Fornost
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, west.

) CRW>e
Shaded Path
Exits: north, east, south, west.

) CRW>tr pack
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

You see some tracks of a pack horse leading south
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

) CRW>narr im trascking him now to do it=)
Ok.

) CRW>s
Gloomy Forest
Exits: north, east, south, west.

You see some tracks of a pack horse leading south
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

o CRW>s
Gloomy Forest
Exits: north, east, south, west.

You see some tracks of a pack horse leading south
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

o CRW>s
Gloomy Forest
Exits: north, east, south, west.

You see some tracks of a pack horse leading south
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

o CRW>s
Wooded Plains
Exits: north, east, south, west.

You see some tracks of a pack horse leading east
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

) CRW>s
Northern Plains
Exits: north, east, south, west.

Hmm... you have lost the track.

) CRW>e
Northern Plains
Exits: north, east, south, west.

) CRW>n
Forest Border
A tall stag is here, grazing peacefully.
Exits: east, south, west.

) CRW>tr pack
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

{target}={*elf*}
You see some tracks of a pack horse leading south
 (done less than 1 hour ago).
A tall stag leaves >> E A S T >>.

) CRW>s
Northern Plains
Exits: north, east, south, west.

You see some tracks of a pack horse leading south
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

) CRW>s
Northern Plains
Exits: north, east, south, west.

You see some tracks of a pack horse leading east
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

) CRW>e
Gentle Slope
A small rabbit glares angrily at you.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

You see some tracks of a pack horse leading east
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

) CRW>
An angry rabbit leaves << W E S T <<.

) CRW>e
Gorse-Covered Hills
*a Half-Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
Exits: north, south, west, down.
Aha, you have found your victim!

! CRW>say you type call outside the gate to open it
emote says: you type call outside the gate to open it
Ok.

! CRW>lick elf
You lick her.

! CRW>say ill let you live,
emote says: ill let you live,
Ok.

! CRW>
*a Half-Elf* says 'holly shit'

! CRW>
*a Half-Elf* says 'you scarred the crap out of me!'

! CRW>say if you tell all the whitescum on your side of the war
emote says: if you tell all the whitescum on your side of the war
Ok.

! CRW>say about the horrible Wierd
emote says: about the horrible Wierd
Ok.

! CRW>grin
You grin evilly, showing your bare teeth.

! CRW>cha s n
Ok.

! CRW>exa elf
You see nothing special about her.
*a Half-Elf* is in an excellent condition.
*a Half-Elf* is using: 
<wielded>            a longsword (flawless)
<worn as shield>     a metal wall shield (flawless)
<worn on head>       a great helm (flawless)
<worn on body>       a thin metal breastplate (flawless)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (flawless)
<worn on arms>       a pair of ring mail sleeves (flawless)
<worn on hands>      a pair of ring mail gloves (flawless)
<worn on legs>       a pair of ring mail leggings (flawless)
<worn on feet>       a black pair of padded boots (flawless)
<worn around neck>   some white-star forget-me-nots
<worn around neck>   a red ruby; it has a soft glowing aura
<worn on wrist>      a wolfskin wristband (flawless)
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a set of lock picks
<worn on finger>     a silver wedding ring
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn across back>   a weapon sheath
<worn as belt>       a plain silken sash
<worn on belt>       a moneybag
<worn on belt>       a pan
<worn on belt>       a belt pouch
<worn on belt>       a water skin
<worn on belt>       a butcher knife (flawless)

! CRW>
>>>> LOST ARMOUR <<<<.

! CRW>cha s n
Ok.

! CRW>cast 'armour'
You start to concentrate...

*a Half-Elf* says 'are you a darkie?'

A blue transparent wall slowly appears around you.

! CRW Mana:Hot>say i am a dark Orc Warlord. Chaos follows me whereever i go! and to top it all off, you look tasty!
emote says: i am a dark Orc Warlord. Chaos follows me whereever i go! and to top it all off, you look tasty!
Ok.

! CRW Mana:Hot>l
Gorse-Covered Hills
*a Half-Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.

! CRW Mana:Hot>say so yes, your blood on my hammer i want!
emote says: so yes, your blood on my hammer i want!
Ok.

! CRW Mana:Burning>
*a Half-Elf* leaves N O R T H riding a pack horse.


## Like you do with the wrigly young fish you catch, whom is to small,   ##
## i will let him get older before i take his life, so i dont have to    ##
## track down and kill so many of them to fill my cold veins with blood! ##


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So off he went, spreading the word of the gore-eating, skull-crushing dark orc Warlord Wierd,
who spared his life. For now, just to eat him up years from now! Imagine the horror that
comes with this, "gift of life" that i just gave him! He will be scared shitless, hiding
inside his village; knowing im out there, waiting for him to fill out his cloths. Waiting
to hear him scream im agony and pain as we eat him alive, My bloodthirsty warg and I! And i
can make you this promise, i WILL be there....
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 Very nice, I would like to see this log in the 'notables' section! 


2006/06/18 14:50, Faint: 
hope you found it funny or smt, cause that was the meaning! I wasnt planing on making this a IC log but it felt natural after our chat...

2006/06/18 14:51, Ågran:   
=P hähä

2006/06/18 15:05, Blenda: 
Now that was a highly entertaining log!

2006/06/18 15:16, Britney: 
Thats illegal!!!!!111

2006/06/18 16:04, Relic: 
:-)

2006/06/18 16:14, Bobbie: 
Crazy good gear for someone who doesn't know how to open a gate :P Nice to spare a newbie like that!

2006/06/18 16:22, Blenda: 
The roleplay made it highly legal! I'd be one scared puke if that happened to me if I was young.

2006/06/18 16:34, Titanium: 
haha, notables please ! :p this is just superb.

2006/06/18 16:45, Tont: 
tihii

2006/06/18 16:53, Belog: 
Nope, sorry, not the least illegal...just fun to read :>

2006/06/18 18:24, Celdinumbra: 
Well, you can do alot of crap for roleplaying reasons and call it 'legal' becouse of the roleplay involved. The rules say you cant help a someone from the other side of the war so u might say this is ilegal but that would be quite gay and lame, further more the log is quite entertaining, makes me think of the 1st time i seen *dreadful Orc* and how fast i died, now that was scary :D

2006/06/18 20:27, Babanovac: 
the usual faint log ;)
rockin

2006/06/19 03:36, Ava:   
of course britney is the first to point out its legality. who gives a shit u stupid bald man.

that was an entertaining log, great roleplay.

2006/06/19 05:05, Relic: 
i think brit was just playing? :P

2006/06/19 05:39, Ava:   
yeh i know, but it annoys me that he points it out just so he knows he was the one who pointed it out. just let it slide.

2006/06/19 08:13, Akallabeth:   
Lol I loved it :-)

I'm pretty sure it was Apalonia, who is just learning to play MUME. :)

But be wary! Some day she will cut you!

2006/06/19 09:38, Fast:   
That was my daughter rl.. and she thanks you Wierd from the bottome of her little ity bity heart... oh and even if it was illegal who cares it was great.. some things should be over looked for great jernalism.... it has my vote... :)

2006/06/19 10:24, Doderic: 
hat-trick!

2006/06/19 10:38, Faint: 
im glad she is happy that she lived to tell the tale Fast=)

2006/06/19 11:20, Elethre: 
This is the stuff that makes new players stay with the game, good job!! :D

2006/06/19 11:29, Joacim:   
Yeah, typical pMalus-log ;D

2006/06/19 11:37, Shadrach: 
PATHETIC!
You kill newbies and burn their corpse! Anything else is wrong. YOURE A TRAITOR WIERD!

2006/06/19 12:57, Caesar: 
I loved it! And nothing illegal, perfectly within the spirit of the game.

2006/06/19 14:50, Celdinumbra: 
i think shadrach ilustrated the spirit of mume bether :P

2006/06/19 16:07, Britney: 
You get annoyed pretty easily teenager. World will be cruel to you after you leave your basement.

2006/06/20 04:04, Ava:   
so sue me. i hope the world is as cruel to u when ur mother kicks u out of home u ugly yellow toothed scando.

2006/06/20 06:43, Bungo: 
Good, yesss? (liked much)

2006/06/20 06:44, Bungo: 
Good, yesss? (liked much)

2006/06/20 11:51, Caesar: 
Good comeback, Ava. No really it was good.

2006/06/20 15:25, Britney: 
Damn my mother have kicked me out already :( This far you have called me bald ~50 times in 1 rl year. Yellowtooth once(?). I'm wondering when i'm starting to be fat. That would really hurt my feelings.

2006/06/20 20:27, Arammis: 
hehehe, now that made me remember like 5 years ago when 2 bns entered on the coach i was... (going to tbad for the second time as a lvl ~8 hobbit) and they scared me... talking to drop all my money and to knee... i said no, and they killed me just when we left :D

Great log, indeed the newbie there types fast :P, if were me when i was starting i would just spam around trying to keep my mighty mail set... i would do the same today :P

2006/06/25 06:03, Ava:   
i've seen the pictures. u are fat.


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