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(4139 hits. Posted 2008/12/14)
###Ode to the Boar.###
###When we try to create a list of the most annoying mobs in Arda###
###The humble boar, always with the spam hitting, and bashing###
###tends to rank highly, next to the Experienced Trapper, Roots###
###Demon Wolves, Moria Tenticles, and VardamirÉThis is my ###
###Humble tribute to the Boar###

###Disclaimer: this is not a good log.  Just funny/cute/random###
### number 1 warlord dies to overpowered level 24 cleric.###

###Funny background.  Had loged on at the library to procrastinate###
###got a cudgel, shield, and some charmies and went to hut###
###died horribly inside cloakroom to Nockrip and another Zorc###
###prayed again and ran around and found (I think) grisnat decaying smithy###
###But I had to take emergency afk to go potty or I was going to shit my pants###
###rather then inflicting serious chemical warfare on the other poor law students###
###i picked myself in smithy and blocked.  Returned much relieved but my block ###
###had worn off or something and I ate stab, bash and arrows dead###
###The unknown, probably Grisnat, orc didn't rekill me at least, and ###
###other then eating the first stab after a door was picked open while doing nothing###
###there wasn't much indication I was afkÉ Although I suspect he could smell my###
###shit through the computerÉVengeance (If I can barrow the phrase from Draaz)###
### set in and I was determined to kill something so brutally my align would be ###
###lowered just because it was no nasty###
###Went to stonedoor, and grisnat and bn were fighting another puke who didn't###
###want anyone to help, so I just sat cloakroom and minded my own business###
###Grisnat and bn died to big group who were waiting just outside it turns out###
###pukes leave shortly after Nockrip shows back up with a buddy###
###The following takes place between the hours of 4:20pm and 4:22pm  (nod to 24###
### and weed)###

![ CW HP:Fine>
> alias 3 order followers kill nockrip
Ok.

> rq

![ CW HP:Fine>reveal q
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

![ CW HP:Fine>
> scout n
You quietly scout northwards...

Entrance to the Castle Keep
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* is standing here.

You stop scouting.

![ CW HP:Fine>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* has arrived from the north.

![ CW HP:Fine>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* slashes a dark wraith's body extremely hard.

![ CW HP:Fine>
> c
close exit
Ok.

![ CW HP:Fine>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* opens the cloakroom.

![ CW HP:Fine>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* leaves north.

> c

![ CW HP:Fine>close exit
Ok.

![ CW HP:Fine>
The cloakroom is opened from the other side.

![ CW HP:Fine>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* has arrived from the north.

![ CW HP:Fine>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* slashes a dark wraith's right foot extremely hard.

> 3
> bash

![ CW HP:Fine>order followers kill nockrip
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* swiftly dodges a boar (a)'s attempt to hit him.
Ok.

> c
> c

![ CW HP:Fine>order boar bash
Ok.

> c

![ CW HP:Fine>close exit
Ok.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* opens the cloakroom.

> c

![ CW HP:Fine>close exit
Ok.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* opens the cloakroom.

> c

![ CW HP:Fine>close exit
Ok.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* opens the cloakroom.

> c

![ CW HP:Fine>close exit
Ok.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* opens the cloakroom.

> c
> c

![ CW HP:Fine>close exit
Ok.

> c

![ CW HP:Fine>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* opens the cloakroom.
close exit
Ok.

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* opens the cloakroom.

> c

![ CW HP:Fine>close exit
Ok.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

> c
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* opens the cloakroom.

![ CW HP:Fine>close exit
Ok.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* opens the cloakroom.

![ CW HP:Fine>close exit
Ok.

![ CW HP:Fine>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* opens the cloakroom.
close exit
Ok.
A boar (a) sends *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* sprawling with a powerful bash.

A dark wraith slashes *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*'s left leg hard and tickles
it.

![ CW HP:Fine>
> blx
cast 'block door' exit
You start to concentrate...

A boar (a) lightly hits *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*'s body and tickles it.

A dark wraith strongly slashes *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*'s right leg and
tickles it.

The exit north seems to blur for a while.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
> do
cast 'dispel evil' *orc
You start to concentrate...

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* seems to have recovered his senses.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* slashes a dark wraith's body extremely hard.

A dark wraith slashes *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*'s body and tickles it.

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

> do
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* seems to avoid the fight.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

Ok.
As you call upon Elbereth, *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* shivers in pain.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>cast 'dispel evil' *orc
You start to concentrate...
A boar (a) barely hits *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*'s left foot and tickles it.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* tried to escape but failed.

> do
A dark wraith lightly slashes *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*'s body and tickles it.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* slashes a dark wraith's left leg extremely hard.

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* seems to avoid the fight.
Alas! There was no clear line of sight to him!

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>cast 'dispel evil' *orc
You start to concentrate...

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

> do
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* tried to escape but failed.

A dark wraith lightly slashes *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*'s left foot and
tickles it.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

Ok.
As you call upon Elbereth, *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* shivers in pain.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Warm>cast 'dispel evil' *orc
You start to concentrate...
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* slashes a dark wraith's body extremely hard.

> do
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

A boar (a) barely hits *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*'s left hand and tickles it.

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* nocks: lol

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

Ok.
As you call upon Elbereth, *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* shivers in pain.

> do

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Warm>cast 'dispel evil' *orc
You start to concentrate...

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* nocks: wtf:P

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* slashes a dark wraith's body extremely hard.

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* nocks: nice

Ok.
As you call upon Elbereth, *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* shivers in pain.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>cast 'dispel evil' *orc
Alas, not enough mana flows through you...

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>
> cma

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>cha moo agg
Ok.

> ass

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold>
You assist a boar (a).
You slash *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*'s body and shatter it.
A dark wraith lightly slashes *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*'s right hand and
shatters it.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

> bash

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Hurt>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* slashes a dark wraith's right foot very hard.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Hurt>order 
boar bash
Ok.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Hurt>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Hurt>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Hurt>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* avoids being bashed by a boar (a) who loses her
balance.  ###too, little too late###
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Hurt>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* slashes a dark wraith's left foot very hard.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Wounded>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Wounded>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* nocks: kinda wierd
A dark wraith strongly slashes *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*'s right foot and
shatters it.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Wounded>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Wounded>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

> bash

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Wounded>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* nocks: boar bashed me
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark 
wraith:Wounded>order boar bash
Ok.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* slashes a dark wraith's right arm extremely hard and
shatters it.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Wounded>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Wounded>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Wounded>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* slashes a dark wraith's right leg extremely hard and
shatters it.

> nod

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Bad>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* avoids being bashed by a boar (a) who loses her
balance.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Bad>
You 
nod solemnly.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Bad>
A dark wraith lightly slashes *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*'s right arm and
shatters it.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Bad>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

> cma

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Bad>cha 
moo agg
Ok.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Bad>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

> l

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Bad>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* slashes a dark wraith's right leg extremely hard and
shatters it.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc*:Awful a dark wraith:Bad>label 
dead
Ok.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead) sniffs sadly.

> cs

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead):Awful a dark wraith:Bad>
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead) panics, and attempts to flee.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead):Awful a dark 
wraith:Bad>cast 'smother' dead
You start to concentrate...

*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead) panics, and attempts to flee.

> cs
Ok.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead) shivers in pain before being able to draw a
ragged breath.  ###Smother FTW###
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead) is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not
aided.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Cold *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead):Dying a dark 
wraith:Bad>cast 'smother' dead
You start to concentrate...

A dark wraith slashes *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead)'s body very hard and
shatters it.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead) is mortally wounded and will die soon if not
aided.

A boar (a) strongly hits *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead)'s left foot and
shatters it.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead) is mortally wounded and will die soon if not
aided.

Ok.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead) chokes and falls dead to the ground.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
You gained great renown in this battle!
You hear *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead)'s death cry as he collapses.
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead) has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead).

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Icy>
> rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

![ CW HP:Fine Mana:Icy>
> exa corpse
corpse (here) : 
a fortune in gold
a water skin
a gleaming belt
an engraved broadsword (flawless)
a keyring with several keys and a set of lock picks
a leather backpack
a forest green cloak (flawless)
a bejewelled shield (flawless)
a shining pair of chain mail sleeves (well-maintained)
a pair of chain mail gloves (flawless)
a black pair of padded boots (flawless)
a fine pair of chain mail leggings (flawless)
a chain mail coif (flawless)
a sturdy chain mail hauberk (flawless)
a ruby ring
a crude metal key
a strip of dried meat
a key
a metal key
a strip of dried meat
a heavy morningstar


 Very nice, I would like to see this log in the 'notables' section! 


2008/12/14 00:41, Ĺgran:   
Hehe always wanted to try this one, but I was going to use elks =)

2008/12/14 00:59, Grisnat: 
Hifuckinglarious.

2008/12/14 01:20, Nockrip:   
I wanted to hit the wraith to low hps and was hoping you would block. But boar bashing me was a real wtf momento for me :(.

2008/12/14 01:25, Entropy: 
Nods, no great skill involved by me but was kinda funny.

2008/12/14 01:27, Andróg:   
Use elks? I've never had charm on any of my characters, but anyone should know how badly elks' bash sucks. Anyone with db higher than 25 will dodge an elk nine times out of ten. Use a lion instead! ;)

Anyway, about the log: I found it pretty brilliant! Loved it! :)

2008/12/14 01:28, Kark:   
this was better then anathils pig log :P nice kill!

2008/12/14 01:47, Nockrip:   
target acquired: boar!

2008/12/14 04:26, Entropy: 
funny alternative title. I'll Take Your Pigs and Raise You Some Balls

2008/12/14 11:32, Marillion: 
If this was something new i'd have liked it atleast.

2008/12/14 12:52, Naralón:   
I fucking loved it :D

2008/12/14 14:03, Faint: 
first of all, i thought nockrip and grisnat were the same person..?

Second of all, Nockrip should maybe start using BASHDIS!
(and before some1 comes screaming 'its a wraith! you cant bash them!', you CAN bashthem if they wear a shield, and since they cant bash without shield....)

2008/12/14 14:22, Edvard: 
Faint : A boar (a) sends *Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* sprawling with a powerful bash.

2008/12/14 16:04, Entropy: 
Never thought it was new Marillion. but post something no one has ever seen before, that would be great.

2008/12/14 17:37, Caesar: 
You can disregard Marillion's comments. The rest of us do. It's not new, but it is an entertaining log. Thanks

2008/12/14 18:13, Faint: 
oh, NVM me then, i just a sloppy reader i guess

2008/12/14 19:17, Lodis: 
SEXY !!

2008/12/15 13:24, Shadrach: 
I didnt like it because it was a puke who did it but it was a zorc who died so i guess that mean i dont dislike it. However if it was a bn who did it against a puke i would have loved it

2008/12/15 19:57, Doderic: 
I'm not sure if I think I understand what you meant to mean

2008/12/15 20:50, Andróg:   
Doderic, I think what he meant to say is that he's hopeless biased towards bns and torcs. If you're anything else, then you should burn in hell. ;)

2008/12/17 08:37, Barclay: 
My god, how many dispels does it take to kill 1 orc? Dispel is way underpowered as it is.

2008/12/17 15:46, Gaurog: 
5 star log ...

Excellent use of charmies plus killing with smother in pk ...

2008/12/17 15:53, Marillion: 
Disregard which comments you like Caesar:) However this is far from something new, and it really didn't give me much joy:) First times it was fun , owned to kill a warlord this way tho, high-five for that.

2008/12/17 16:03, Andróg:   
*Nockrip the Zaugurz Orc* (dead) chokes and falls dead to the ground.

Pretty spooky!

2008/12/17 22:36, Devastator: 
Haha awesome :D


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