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Evil as a virgin Arata (Ninjzor)comments   back
  
(23 ratings and 7588 hits. Posted 2007/05/11)
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#### Ok, so I'm bored. Very bored. I'm so bored I probably has crossed tons ####
#### of boarders. Logged a shitchar, made some futile attempts to kill some ####
#### time, all failures. Ponder ponder... What to do?                       ####
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### Disclaimer:
###  I do not have wife and children. So you can all buy sex from me with eq!
###  All this crappy english isn't really a part of my language knowledges,
###   they were necessary for the trap!
###  No rabbits were harmed during this session.
###  I'll probably never post a good log, and I don't care if this wastes your time.
###   I have lots of time to waste, so I might aswell spend it on wasting yours!
###  I have the best chars ever in MUME, since I am GOD of this game.
###  Ninjzor pwns all other BNs.
###  All my true redshirts; Kakashit, Ajax, Woland and others...
###   Next log will be posted for your sake, my loyal servants.
###  Ninjzor pwns not only all the BNs, but also all the trolls and orcs too.
###  And all the pukes.
###  And all smobs.
###  And the MUME-management.
###  Did I say I rock?
###  .lse pwns aswell, but not as much as me.
###  I don't care!


![ cW>
Eil narrates 'is gilder shieJd good?'                             ## Hm... What's this?

![ cW>
Buzram narrates 'nod'                                             ## If gilder shiejds are good, what items are better?

![ cW>
Kessfare narrates 'Second best light shield'                      ## Rocking shiejds

![ cW>
Kessfare narrates 'Definately worth having.'                      ## Very najs

![ cW>
Eil narrates 'is id koJd for a dwagf brrhej?'                     ## Grrr brrr hrr arrr prrr frrrrr

![ cW>
Kessfare narrates 'Yeah. :)'

You didn't find anyone.

![ cW>nar is a shining breastplate good?                          ## Shining ftw!
Ok.

![ cW>
Aslan narrates 'is best'

![ cW>
Eras narrates 'nah give it to me '

![ cW>
Nmor narrates 'no give it to me'

![ cW>
Secundum narrates 'good to beat little hobbits on the head with'

![ cW>
Aslan narrates 'lol'

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'u got a shining plate?'                         ## I got a fish on my hook!

![ cW>                                                            ## A fresh senario.. Must do something
                                                                  ## about it!!


![ cW>tell Buzram yes
Ok.

![ cW>tell Buzram some dwarf gave me, then quitted
Ok.

![ cW>tell Buzram and he dropped some things on the floor
Ok.



![ cW>tell Buzram a shining pair of greaves
Ok.

![ cW>tell Buzram a shining pair of vambraces
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'where?'

![ cW>tell Buzram a warsword                                      ## Everyone wants a warsword!
Ok.                                                               ## The trap is set!
     
![ cW>l
In a Mirrored Hallway
A large bulletin board, entitled "News of Arda", is mounted here.
A crude key made out of metal is discarded here.
An iron key with a green surface has been left here.
A small loyal cat is here.
A steward is here, ready to help you with your things.
A pony (min) is standing here.
Sahko narrates 'i mean - if you cast it with proper key etc'

![ cW>tell Buzram the city east of the mountains
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'bm?'

![ cW>tell Buzram in the east of arda
Ok.

![ cW>map
           Map of Nearby Zones
      -----------------------------
     |                 :*?         |
     |                 :*          |
     |         ^ ^Z^O  ::          |
     |   W   ~*~^^^^^::~           |
     |  ****:*~      ::X           |
     |:~***~R:*      ??            |
     |    ::         ?             |
     |    ::         ?             |
     |    ~:         ?             |
     |    *                        |
     |    ~                        |
     |    ^        ??              |
     |   ~^^^    *??    N          |
     |  *^MM^? **C*?               |
     |~~~   ^:*:::*?               |
      -----------------------------

![ cW>tell Buzram i passed orcs on my way here
Ok.

![ cW>tell Buzram you want the sword or so?
Ok.


![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'ok. am bree now. u using them or?'

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'what sword?'

![ cW>tell Buzram nah, i dont want them... they are heavy
Ok.

![ cW>tell Buzram a warsword
Ok.

![ cW>tell Buzram or a shining breatplate?
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'i can take them if u dont want'

![ cW>

![ cW>tell Buzram yes you can have them if you come here
Ok.

![ cW>whoi buzram
Buzram The Longbearded Basher is a Dwarf.
Is playing.

Buzram tells you 'crap. am bree atm. any chance we can meet rd?'

![ cW>

![ cW>tell Buzram i want to rent... my child has started to cry
Ok.

![ cW>tell Buzram so i must go away from the computer now
Ok.

![ cW>tell Buzram is there another command than 'quit' for exiting this game?
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'thats to bad. cant get there. dont know the way.'


![ cW>tell Buzram okay
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'rent in inns. when u use quit u loos your eq'

![ cW>tell Buzram aha
Ok.

![ cW>tell Buzram why did the dwarf quit?
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'what lvl are u anyway? dont know why he quitted. who was he?'      ## PANIC! He might figure this is a lie.. Cant happen!
                                                                                     ## I'll buy some time. Act like you're slower than a snail.

![ cW>tell Buzram i am In a Mirrored Hallway if you know where that is
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'no. not at all. '

![ cW>whoi vror
Vrr Longbeard is a level forty-one Dwarven Axemaster.
Last login 1 hour ago from [numerical address].

Staer says 'wow efficient'

Staer politely tips a bright red Santa hat.

![ cW>tell Buzram waite
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'what?'

![ cW>tell Buzram i scroll up
Ok.

![ cW>tell Buzram for dwarfname                         ## Which dwarf??
Ok.                                                     ## I check scrollback to see if I can find a suiting
                                                        ## "Last login less than one hour ago"-dwarf!
 
![ cW>whoi thram
Thrm is a Dwarf.
Is playing.







![ cW>whoi secundum
Secundum is a level forty Dwarven Bodyguard.
Is playing from *.de.

![ cW>whoi dafur
Dafur is a Dwarf.
Last login 2 months and 23 days ago.

![ cW>whoi gambad
Gambd Kolbeinn, Protector of Khazad-dm is a Dwarf.
Last login 4 hours ago.
Im deed

![ cW>whoi mestan
Mestan Maltol, Runesmith of Khazad-dm is a Dwarf.
Last login 7 days and 2 hours ago.





![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'how long u can stay online? i think i can try to get there but might take some time'

![ cW>tell Buzram ok
Ok.


![ cW>tell Buzram i can go away and comeback
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'and one thing. do u give it away for free or what is your plan?'

![ cW>

![ cW>whoi floi
Fli Darkbeard, Quickblade of Durin's House is a level forty-eight Dwarven Veteran.
Is playing from *.ee.
..

![ cW>tell Buzram when you tell me the pages go down so i must scroll upp again
Ok.

![ cW>tell Buzram i can give it away... i just want to get some cash.. im going to buy a longbow
Ok.

![ cW>whoi Koenigstein
Koenigstein is a level four Noldorin Apprentice.
Last login less than one hour ago from [numerical address].


![ cW>whoi rhina
Rhina Just hit the rock bottom is a level thirty-seven Silvan Sage.
Last login 1 hour ago from *.no.


All you can do is think about the stars!


One of the big fessers,


![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'am very low on cash right now. can give 20g max'


![ cW>whoi fesser
Fesser Minister is a Dwarf.
Last login 1 hour ago.           ___________    ____                                           
    ______/   \__//   \__/____\                             
  _/   \_/  :           //____\\                             
 /|      :  :  ..      /        \                         
 |     ::     ::      \        /                             
 |     :|     ||     \ \______/                               
 |     ||     ||      |\  /  |                                     
 \|     ||     ||      |   / | \        Kom til nvven!
  |     ||     ||      |  / /_\ \ 
  | ___ || ___ ||      | /  /    \    
   \_-_/  \_-_/ | ____ |/__/      \   
                _\_--_/    \      /   
               /____             /  
              /     \           /    
              \______\_________/ 
         Azita (nabb) says 'nabbs'


## Lost this somehow...
## But I told him it was Fesser, the fullshining dwarf!



![ cW>tell Buzram okay
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'if there is a store in vale i can give more'


![ cW>t buzram i must go now.. i took a shining breastplate from the floor
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'i give a tell when i am rd. '


![ cW>t buzram i can give you when i come back from the kid
Ok.

![ cW>tell Buzram okay
Ok.

![ cW>t buzram okay, i can stay for a little while now
Ok.


##########################
### COMMERCIAL BREAK!! ###
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###  Ninjzor rocks.
###  Buy a Ninjzor whenever you find him, beause everyone should have one.
###   They truly rock!

###  Ninjzors redshirs rocks aswell.
###  Honorary redshirts are currently: Ajax, Woland, Kakashit and others.

###  Ninjzors friends rocks!
###  Friends that rock are especially:
###   Durzum, Kakashit, gran, Nebulous, Nikkty
###  Give them EQ or I'll kill you!

###  Other ones whoms names I haven't written knows that I love them.
###   Don't feel sad, you will get your names in a special honorary log
###   later this year. (If you give me EQ and XP me, that is)


###  Repeat 100 times before you go asleep each evening: Ninjzor rocks and is the supreme ruler of Space and Time.

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### END OF COMMERCIAL BREAK!! ###
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![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'wich is?'


![ cW>t buzram but need to watch my child in ten minutes
Ok.

![ cW>t buzram more or less
Ok.

* SNIP! *


![ cW>t buzram okay, i need to go soon. are you getting here soon?
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'not sure. still bree. going rd in a sec. then i will call eagle for vale. hope he comes. please wait til i am rd. then i
see if i can get to vale. please please'

![ cW>t buzram soon i really must go
Ok.


![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'am rd now. '

![ cW>t buzram wife will kill me if i wont go soon
Ok.

![ cW>tell Buzram ok
Ok.

![ cW>t buzram is rd the same as rivendell?
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'nod. eagle is coming. so am i soon. '

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'coming soon now. '

![ cW>wher
Players in your zone
--------------------
Buzram               - Watering Hole
Ninjin               - In a Mirrored Hallway

![ cW>wher
Players in your zone
--------------------
Buzram               - Watering Hole
Ninjin               - In a Mirrored Hallway

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'am city now. where are u?'

![ cW>wher
Players in your zone
--------------------
Buzram               - Watering Hole
Ninjin               - In a Mirrored Hallway

![ cW>tell Buzram In a Mirrored Hallway
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram <arrived> from B E L O W.
A pony <arrived> from B E L O W.

![ cW>
Buzram tips his hat.

![ cW>say Gotcha!!!                  ## Thought this was a dead 
emote speekz: Gotcha!!!              ## giveaway that I fooled him!
Ok.                                  ## But it seems I can pretend some more.

![ cW>
Buzram says 'hello'


![ cW>
Buzram says 'is there a store around here?'

![ cW>say i dont know
emote speekz: i dont know
Ok.


![ cW>
Buzram nods solemnly.

![ cW>
Buzram says 'sec '

![ cW>say a man came here and robbed me            ## Hee-hee...
emote speekz: a man came here and robbed me
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram says 'what?'                                ## Translation : MY SHINING?!?! :( :( :(

You are using:
<held>               the scalp of Fingolan         ## Fullset

![ cW>say he said 'give me all your stuff or i will kill you'  ## Yeah.
emote speekz: he said 'give me all your stuff or i will kill you'
Ok.

![ cW>eq
You are using:
<held>               the scalp of Fingolan

![ cW>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

![ cW>say then he gave me this thing
emote speekz: then he gave me this thing
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram says 'who?'                                            ## Idea: Lets destroy someones reputation!
                                                              ## Whom shall it be?...

![ cW>
Buzram says 'so u dont have shining then?'

![ cW>whoi alian                                              ## >:)
Alian Umbardacil, Captain of Dol Amroth is a Man.
Is playing.



May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.          
							      

![ cW>say alian was it                                        ## Alian is a CHEATZ0r!!!
emote speekz: alian was it                            
Ok.

![ cW>say no, he took a shining breastplate and that          ## Yep.
emote speekz: no, he took a shining breastplate and that      ## Yap.
Ok.


![ cW>
Buzram says 'well. that sucks...'                             ## Word!


![ cW>say you can have my gold                                ## I feel sorry for him.
emote speekz: you can have my gold                            ## He went all the way from bree because of this shining.
Ok.

![ cW>say dont want to play if i dont have my eket            ## Alian took my eket aswell.
emote speekz: dont want to play if i dont have my eket        ## That eq-horny dickhead!
Ok.


![ cW>drop 3 gold
Ok.


![ cW>
Buzram gets a crude metal key.                                 ## Gold-horny!
Buzram gets a green iron key.                                  ## Something I thought only Tom Bombadill was...
Buzram gets a pile of coins.


## Think I said: I quit.
## Very probable.


![ cW>
Buzram says 'u quit?'

## Think I nodded.
## nod self


![ cW>
Buzram says 'why?'


![ cW>
Buzram says 'u can get eket everywhere'

![ cW>say boring game when you can rob people                  ## Alian suxx.
emote speekz: boring game when you can rob people
Ok.

![ cW>eq
You are using:
<held>               the scalp of Fingolan                     ## If Alian suxx..

![ cW>
Buzram falls down laughing.


![ cW>
Buzram says 'i guess that alian and that dwarf that dropped eq is the same char'    ## YEAH! Demote demote!


![ cW>say why so?
emote speekz: why so?
Ok.


![ cW>say should not he do that?
emote speekz: should not he do that?
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram says 'guess he dropped it because he wanted alian-char to have the eq. not sure thats legal, but...'  ## Report him, report him!


![ cW>say okay
emote speekz: okay
Ok.


![ cW>
Buzram says 'i think he thought he was alone and just droped it '  ## Nod.

![ cW>say okay
emote speekz: okay
Ok.


![ cW>say can he get put in jail for that?                         ## :)
emote speekz: can he get put in jail for that?
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram says 'not sure. dont know the rules to good. '              ## Ack!


![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'well, i guess i explore this city some. '        ## Nooooooooooooooo!!! Ah well.. No more fun


![ cW>tell Buzram okay. watch out for this alian                   ## And that goes for all of you.
Ok.


![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'i`ll keep that in memory. thanks'

![ cW>tell Buzram yes, no problem                                  ## Me = Good!   Alian = Bad!
Ok.


![ cW>tell Buzram farewell
Ok.

![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'farewell. '


![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'is is a good game actually. really is'


![ cW>tell Buzram except for that alian?
Ok.


![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'well, i have xp`ed some with him and he is a good guy actually'  ## :)

![ cW>tell Buzram ok
Ok.


![ cW>
Buzram tells you 'just that the eq u had is super-.hard to get'      ## My precious


![ cW>t buzram ok, farewell now
Ok.


2007/05/11 15:04, Gher:   
LOLEK!

2007/05/11 15:05, Kakashi:Rated: Superb 
haha you are insane sweethearth that's why i love you ;)

2007/05/11 15:43, Cartman:   
I just wonder what makes you think you're a cat. A bad smell?

2007/05/11 15:44, Ninjzor: 
Cartman: [submitted link]


Kakashi: [submitted link]

2007/05/11 16:15, Tach:Rated: Superb 
Den dr katten vet verkligen hur man rullar en fin spliff.

2007/05/11 16:44, Caesar:edited 1x  Rated: Awful 
For pete's sake - ban Ninjzor already

Edit: oops forgot [submitted link]

2007/05/11 17:08, Ninjzor: 
You're so wrong, I made another one, just for you!:
[submitted link]

2007/05/11 17:13, Caesar:Rated: Awful 
LOL! Ninjzor, ER just wouldn't be the same without you :)

2007/05/11 17:15, Ninjzor: 
Hey, I'm really REALLY bored irl :)

2007/05/11 17:33, Fingolan: 
That's a sweet scalp.

2007/05/11 18:14, gran:  Rated: Superb 
you are such a retard sometimes sebbe, and thats why I love you =)
*****

2007/05/11 18:21, Mhoghedin: 
Wow. This log was hysterical! Gogo pukes! :p Well, the cat comment pictures are even funnier. I'm crying right now I'm laughing so hard.

2007/05/11 21:28, Ethar:Rated: Good 
Poor Buzram, but funny. Actually, it seems he was trying to take advantage of your 'cluelessness.' So I guess, it's not 'poor Buzram' afterall. Good one!

2007/05/11 21:47, Amras:   
wrd up tach!

2007/05/11 22:22, Werp:Rated: Superb 
I want more cats involved!

2007/05/12 02:26, Gamla:Rated: Awful 
I want a picture made just for me! So:
Ninjzor suger balle!

2007/05/12 06:23, Naga:Rated: Superb 
You silly carrot!

2007/05/12 08:21, Deluxe:Rated: Superb 
maj hiro!

2007/05/12 09:15, Velgular:Rated: Superb 
This is the best log I've read in about four rl years. Well, if that's the time elapsed since I read a good suntrap log. Ninjzorz0rz rulz! Except I'm not sure if interwab can support so many awesoem tubes!

2007/05/12 13:41, Ninjzor: 
Thank you, dear audience! I will give you the proper pictures you deserve when the logs rating-time is finished.

Meanwhile, you can all look at this picture, dedicated to a very sad person, Gamla.
[submitted link]

2007/05/12 13:48, Gamla:Rated: Awful 
Great! I'll print it out and show all my friends what some retarded swede spent most of his afternoon making :)

2007/05/12 13:59, Ninjzor: 
Well, the fact that I'm quite intelligent, I spent 5 minutes making it and that you probably don't have any friends since YOU obviously DO have some sort of mental disadvantage... Let's just say it makes me feel good :)

Gamla is to Norway what
Caesar is to the USA, what
STDs are to the people, and what
Gray are to mankind.


2007/05/12 16:33, Alian:Rated: Superb 
Highway robbery!

2007/05/13 10:15, Neco:   
Five stars !

2007/05/14 11:11, Ninjzor: 
Dear Alian, Bjrn, Boofhead, Deluxe, Elenir, Kakashi, Naga, Riabo, Tach,
Velgular, Vrool, Werp, gran:

[submitted link]

[submitted link]


To the worthless pieces of shit(nabs) (this is actually true, only morons and clueless people voted awful):
Caesar, Drakiz, Gamla, Huppel, Passiona, Snarp, Telessar (I would like to express my true feelings towards Caesar, Gamla and Telenab):
[submitted link]

2007/05/14 23:31, Ethar:Rated: Good 
I'm special, im the only one who rated it 'good.'

2009/01/16 03:03, Dundan: 
Aah, I especially enjoyed this since mume was down today :) Maybe reading logs is more fun than playing!

2017/03/20 08:29, Torkild: 
Reminded me of Snakr. The ridicolous lies and wasting of other people's time.


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 Rating-Summary 
 Superb Alian, Bjrn, Boofhead, Deluxe, Elenir, Kakashi, Naga, Riabo, Tach, 
Velgular, Vrool, Werp, gran 
 Good Ethar 
 Average Rik, Salazar 
 Poor  
 Awful Caesar, Drakiz, Gamla, Huppel, Passiona, Snarp, Telessar 
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