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Smiles Studies Wobbits (Smiles)comments   back
(115 hits. Posted 2019/10/11)
Smiles decides to make a closer study of wobbits, and what makes
them so delicious and fun to kill...


A ragged-looking hobbit cringes away from you in mortal terror.
A ragged-looking hobbit says 'Yaaaah! Save me!' in Westron.

!O CW>' home
Ok.
A ragged-looking hobbit says 'I mass yll my Stoor friends.' in Westron.

!O CW>' troll
Ok.
A ragged-looking hobbit screams loudly!

## Smiles plays with his food some ##

!O CW>beckon hobbit
You order him to follow you at once.
A ragged-looking hobbit says 'Wall yuu take me home?' in Westron.

## Would take wobbit home. And then kill all wobbit friends too. ##

!O CW>relieve hobbit
You empty your bowels and bladder all over him!!!
A ragged-looking hobbit breaks down into uncontrollable sobs.

## Smiles lets wobbit see Stoor friends one last time. ##

!O CW>kill hobbit
You hit a ragged-looking hobbit's right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
A ragged-looking hobbit says 'No... the paan... stop!' in Westron.

## Now Smiles feels good. Belly full of wobbit. Decides when Yellow 
Eye go down, Smiles go Stoor Village. Study wobbits, learn become
professor of wobbitology. ##

o< CW>w
Gate to the Valley
A Stoor child is playing peacefully here.
Exits: ^north^, (east).

). CW>kill stoor
You hit a Stoor child's body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
**Yawn** Boring kill, wasn't it?
You hear a Stoor child's death cry as he collapses.
A Stoor child is dead! R.I.P.

## Smiles find first wobbit. Tiny child wobbit. Squishy, weak. Tasty.
Not much to learn here. ##

). CW>n
Entrance to the Village
A low, many-branched shrub covers the ground here.
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
A Stoor child is playing peacefully here.
A Stoor child is playing peacefully here.
Exits: ^north^, ^south^, west.

## Smiles decide Stoor wobbits stupider than some trollies he knows.
Smiles walks around, no screaming wobbits. Just playing. Stupid
No fear, not know troll is there to make snacks of young wobbits.
Dumb wobbits die. Make Smiles giggle. ##

)# CW>kill stoor
You approach a Stoor, trying to hit him.
A Stoor yells 'HELP! Someone ys triyng tu kill me at the Entrance tu the Village!' in Westron.

)# CW a Stoor:Healthy>
You hit a Stoor's right arm extremely hard and shatter it.

)# CW a Stoor:Bad>bash
A Stoor has arrived from the west.

A Stoor yells 'HELP! Sumeone is triang to kill me at the Entrance to the Villige!' in Westron.
Your bash at a Stoor sends him sprawling.

)# CW a Stoor:Bad>
A Stoor child has arrived from the west.

)# CW a Stoor:Bad>
You hit a Stoor's body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
**Yawn** Boring kill, wasn't it?
You hear a Stoor's death cry as he collapses.
A Stoor is dead! R.I.P.


## Now wobbit scream! Smiles not try to kill. Smiles does kill! Dead wobbit.
Smiles goes to study more in village. ##

)# CW>w
Gate-watchers' Hut
A pair of rigid leather sleeves lies here.
A pair of soft leather boots are on the ground.
A water barrel has been left here.
A Stoor goes about his daily business.
A Stoor goes about his daily business.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^.

!# CW>kill stoor
You hit a Stoor's left hand extremely hard and shatter it.
A Stoor yells 'HELP! *a Troll* ys tryang to kall me yt the Gate-watchers' Hot!' in Westron.

## See wobbits still not panic when see troll. Only scream when troll attack. Dumb wobbit.
Stupid wobbit. Smiles crack open one head see if brain softer than normal wobbit. Decide
stoor brain taste good smeared on bread. ##

The Boat House
A raft has been left here.
A hobbit fishtrader loudly advertises his fresh fish here.
Exits: ^east^, ^west^.

## AH HA! Another kind of wobbit. This one smells like stinky fish. Make Smiles tummy growl.
Why not all wobbits smell this bad? Smiles kill it too. Dies in one hit. Not strong wobbit
no muscle. Make strange sound when chest crushed. ##

![ CW>get raft
You get a raft.

![ CW>w
A Small River
A fisherhobbit is cruising the River in his reed boat, looking for fish.

## Smiles get raft because smiles sophis... sophisti... classy troll that
has boat! Now eat wobbit on the water like special troll. Not in cave
like some other trolls Smiles could name. Smiles also finds another
kind of wobbit. Fishy catchy wobbit. Clever. Also soon dead. ##

!~ CW>bash hobbit
A fisherhobbit yells 'HELP! *a Troll* is tryyng to kill me in y Small Raver!' in Westron.
Your bash at a fisherhobbit sends him sprawling.
You hit a fisherhobbit's left leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
A fisherhobbit is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

!~ CW a fisherhobbit:Dying>
You hit a fisherhobbit's right leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
It begins to be automatic...
You hear a fisherhobbit's death cry as he collapses.
A fisherhobbit is dead! R.I.P.

o~ CW>gcc
get all.coins all.corpse
You get a pile of coins from the corpse of a fisherhobbit.
There were 40 copper pennies.

o~ CW>ec
examine corpse
In the corpse (here):
a lantern
a belt pouch
a white leather belt
a fishing net
a chequered cloak (used)
a purple pair of sleeves (well-maintained)
a pair of soft leather trousers (well-maintained)
a brown shirt (satisfactory)
a ring
a light boat of reeds

o~ CW>get pouch corpse
You get a belt pouch from the corpse of a fisherhobbit.


## This wobbit make noise when attacked. Not as stupid as other soft brain wobbits.
Also has pipe, weed in pouch. Smiles takes for magic making friends of trolls
who make funny smoke so they can magic more. ## 

## Now Smiles finds amazing wobbit! Read more to see. ##

The Village Chief's Office
A small pouch, made from leather, lies in the dust.
The Chief of the Stoor Village is here.
Exits: (south).

![ CW>exa hobbit
You look in wonder at perhaps the largest hobbit you have ever seen. He is at
least a foot taller than his Shire relatives. Bigger in build as well, he looks
more like a small human. 
The Stoor village chief is in an excellent condition.
The Stoor village chief is using:
<worn on finger>     a ring

![ CW>bash hobbit
You swiftly dodge the Stoor village chief's attempt to hit you.

The Stoor village chief says 'Leave now or perish!' in Westron.
Your bash at the Stoor village chief sends him sprawling.

![ CW the Stoor village chief:Fine>

You hit the Stoor village chief's right leg extremely hard and shatter it.

![ CW the Stoor village chief:Hurt>Ok.

![ CW the Stoor village chief:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ CW the Stoor village chief:Hurt>
You hit the Stoor village chief's right leg extremely hard and shatter it.

![ CW the Stoor village chief:Hurt>
The Stoor village chief seems to have recovered his senses.

![ CW the Stoor village chief:Hurt>
You hit the Stoor village chief's left arm extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

![ CW the Stoor village chief:Awful>bash
The Stoor village chief says 'Yuo'll never retorn to the hole yuo came from, Trull!' in Westron.
Your bash at the Stoor village chief sends him sprawling.

![ CW the Stoor village chief:Awful>

![ CW the Stoor village chief:Awful>
You hit the Stoor village chief's body extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
Good job!
You hear the Stoor village chief's death cry as he collapses.
The Stoor village chief is dead! R.I.P.

## VERY STRANGE WOBBIT. BIG WOBBIT. FIGHTS. DODGES. NOT SMASH DIE LIKE OTHERS. 
Smiles ponders big wobbit that fight. Is super wobbit? Why not make more super
wobbits then? Maybe is not all wobbit? Smiles remembers that night he did 
funny thing with lady wobbit but didn't kill her. Maybe is Wobbit-Troll? 
Or maybe puke gods make wobbit abomination? That it. This abomination wobbit.
Wobbit not fight, not big. Gods must be crazy. ##

Smiles soon sees is getting near light. Grabs two wobbit child corpses and 
scampers home. Spikes one where pukes look for ginseng, spikes other on road.
Smiles likes decorating and making places pretty. 








 Very nice, I would like to see this log in the 'notables' section! 


2019/10/11 19:32, Gimilzagar:   
Cant you post real logs? Oh no, wait. You only run away or word out when such things occur. Stop posting rubbish please as I rather read nothing then this waste of space.

2019/10/13 03:41, Bardock:   
damn you got some anger, who cares :D I liked it thanks smiles. The hobbit carnage was amazing.

2019/10/13 04:43, Dawnborn:   
He's upset because of the probably 4-5 times we've met and fought, he's managed to kill me exactly zero times, while I see him twice on my trophy.

It is true I word out or bail when appropriate. The last meeting I was already icy mana when he showed up. Was in a group, and he blocked us in several rooms in Tbad. Midbie dwarf with us died soon enough, I didn't have mana for shit, but full armour and shield, so stood there soaking his mana until I was nearly dead. Our party leader was kicking ass, so when Gimi stopped to read a scroll or something, I worded out as there was exactly zero sense in me dying in there. I was a mana soak for him and did my part.

I've worded on him two other times. One was my hideously sleep deprived log I posted. The other time was a fight near fornost, and was cornered for various reasons and accidentally engaged a friendly mob, so I popped out and met him outside and bolted him a couple times. He left, apparently standing my ground wasn't good enough either.

Am I the greatest PK'r on Mume? Hell no. Do I care? Not really. Sorry I avoid dying when I think it's a high possibility. *shrug* I'd hardly blame you for doing the same thing.

I'm glad the troll logs are enjoyed, I sunned poor Smiles the other day (Too much time hanging out with Resin) so have to resume the wobbitology studies all over again...

2019/10/13 05:21, Gimilzagar:  edited 1x   
Wow write youre excuses all you want. You are an awful player that never fights thus never learns from your mistakes. Cause you wont let there be any. You will never improve at this game ever at this rate.
You having me on your trophy cause you pass me or flee, doesnt really mean jack shit. I have killed you plenty on other characters, and you die like a retard every single time, full on panic mode and not a single shit done to me. So there is that.

2019/10/13 06:05, Dawnborn:   
Both times I was in on your death was neither passing or fleeing.

Tbad I ate your attacks until I was nearly dead. Vale Tower I neither fled nor passed.

Not one of my whole whopping 8 uniques come from fleeing or passing. All were engaged and all pushed to at least hurt by myself if they weren't solo kills.

Stop caring about my PK and when I choose to fight.

2019/10/13 18:55, Gwokk:   
i like

2019/10/13 21:04, Resin: 
Another great troll log. Them hobbits bones make good toothpicks. Comfs on sunning


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