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(221 hits. Posted 2020/01/16)
Last nite, Smiles have dream! Yes, dream of wobbits! Delicous, succulent 
wobbits. Dream tell Smiles where to find book of prophecy. Smiles go into strange cave, and dig. Find book with funny title. Lord of the... Lord of the... last 
word smeared. BUT, pick up book. Sniff book. Smell like lots of words and ideas. 

Smiles open book. Sees words. Many words. Hurts brain, but dream of wobbits told where to find book, so sit down and start sounding out words. Maybe lead to mor
e wobbit?

See words "Concerning Hobbits" Ah! A little light goes on over Smiles head. Must be recipe book for a great Lord of something. Smiles carefully look at words. L
earn things like where first wobbits come from. Place where angry bear-men live. Smiles interes
ted. Angry bear-men fun toy for trollie. First smash man, then suddenly bear! Now smash bear instead! 

But this where wobbits come from? Smiles eats book, and stands up. Then sits down. And stands up again. Scratches backside, finds rock stuck in it. Rock good sn
ack, so eats it. And sits down again. If land of man-bear and rude bashing pig where wobbit com
e from, then maybe still wobbit? Smiles decide is time to go look for first wobbit home and see if first kind wobbit taste better than fresh Shire kind.

Smiles already having bad day. First glowing elf shows up with stupid eagle, and dumb earth troll under control of elfie magic. Then kills Smiles! Needs fresh w
obbit and a long walk to get better mood....

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Smiles spend day in lair of cave trolls near Vale, then heads out next night refreshed and ready to find wobbit!

First find man with beard. Ugly person, but maybe tell Smiles where wobbit lives?

o. W>e
Bend in the Old Forest Road
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.
You smell blood.
A bearded man leaves his hiding place.
A bearded man yells 'I Trull is here yt the Bend in the Old Forest Ruad!'
A bearded man leaves his hiding place.
A bearded man yells 'A Troll is here it the Bend yn the Old Forest Ruad!'

!. W>
Shrouds of dark clouds roll in above you, blotting out the skies.
The night has begun.

!. W>
A bearded man tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.

!. W a bearded man:Healthy>
A bearded man says 'Y will hunt you untal ioo're deid, Troll!'
A bearded man yells 'Intruders!'

Man rude! Not tell where to find wobbit. Maybe keep wobbit all for themselves? Smiles understand. Wobbit delicious, wouldn't want to share with others either. 

Troll kill angry men with beards, spike head in front of city with gate made of vines and keeps moving. 

Ah ha! Man with goats. But why so many? Five mates is a lot for just one man. But Smiles not question man's choices. Is modern times, not Smiles place to judge.
 But maybe this man know where to find wobbit?

Grasslands
A Beorning herder is standing here, watching around.
A goat is here, grazing in the hills.
A goat is here, grazing in the hills.
A young goat playfully charges and hops away.
A young goat playfully charges and hops away.
A goat is here, grazing in the hills.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

!. W HP:Fine>
A Beorning herder tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

Smiles unhappy. Man still try to keep wobbit to himself. This tell Smiles that there must be wobbits and nobody wants to share. Smiles kills dumb man and his gi
rlfriends, keeps searching.

After more searching, Smiles finds farmhouse. Smiles excited now, because wobbits have farmhouses. Must be place of wobbit now! Yay!

No... just more men. But little wobbit sized person there. Smiles hungry, so harvests snack...

Farm House
A stove stands against one wall here.
A wooden cupboard stands here.
A peaceful farmer is here, whistling merrily.
A cute little girl is here.
The farmer's wife is bustling busily around.
Exits: ^(north)^, [down].
A farmer's wife yells 'A Trull is here in a Farm Huuse!' in Westron.
A little girl yells 'A Troll as here in i Farm Hoose!' in Westron.
A simple farmer yells 'A Troll as here in i Farm Hoose!' in Westron.

![ W>k child
You hit a little girl's right hand extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
You hear a little girl's death cry as she collapses.
A little girl is dead! R.I.P.

![ W>k wife
You hit a farmer's wife's right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
A farmer's wife says 'Whyt did I do to you?' in Westron.

![ W a farmer's wife:Hurt>bash
bash

Your bash at a farmer's wife sends her sprawling.
You hit a farmer's wife's right leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
You hear a farmer's wife's death cry as she collapses.
A farmer's wife is dead! R.I.P.

A simple farmer tries to keep you at bay, but fails.
You hit a simple farmer's right leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
A simple farmer yells 'HELP! *i Troll* is triing to kall me an a Farm Hoose!' in Westron.

![ W a simple farmer:Hurt>bash
bash

A simple farmer yells 'HELP! *a Trull* as trying to kill me an a Fyrm Huose!' in Westron.
Your bash at a simple farmer sends him sprawling.

![ W a simple farmer:Hurt>
You hit a simple farmer's right leg extremely hard and shatter it.
A simple farmer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

![ W a simple farmer:Dying>
You hit a simple farmer's body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
Yes! You're beginning to get the idea.
You hear a simple farmer's death cry as he collapses.
A simple farmer is dead! R.I.P.

Which corpse to eat? Smiles chooses wobbit sized one. More tender, better flavor. Child almost as good as wobbit, yes.

Leaves house of not wobbit farm and goes south. Finds a wooden door set in a hill. This looks strangely wobbit like....

![ W>exa
A Restored Hobbit Hole
This cave, dug into the side of the hill, may have been an hobbit hole a long
time ago. The stone walls that surround it appear to form a rectangular shape
with rounded corners, broken to the north by a wooden door, while the earthen
ceiling is supported by large beams. There are a few, very simple pieces of
furniture, made of oak, firmly standing on the ground.
A large cabinet capable of storing goods is here.
In the cabinet, there are a lembas wafer, two pieces of smoked, cured meat, a dark coloured flask, a hooded brass lantern and a set of reed pipes.
An elven scout stands here, blending in with the background.
Exits/emulated: {north}.

FINALLY WOBBIT HOLE! 

But... no wobbit. Just elf. Elf not wobbit. Smiles very confused. Why elf in wobbit hole. What did elfie do to wobbit? Did elf eat wobbit and then take home? Hm
mm... that seems like elfie thing to do. Always sneaky like that. 

But if elf eat all wobbits, why elves hunt trollies? And make friends with wobbits...

Oooh. Elfie kill troll to keep wobbit all for themselves, and pretend to be wobbit friend and then eat them! Sneaky, nasty rude elves! Bad elf.

Smiles kill elf! Avenge poor helpless wobbit murdered by rude elf.

Now getting half dark over. Smiles go home. See no more elf, wobbit. But learn much on trip, yes. 




 Very nice, I would like to see this log in the 'notables' section! 



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