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2 Hobbits, 1 Cup... Err Troll (Smiles)comments   back
(317 hits. Posted 2020/01/17)
##Smiles goes hunting, finds Hobbit. Then two Hobbit! Much
hilarity ensues##

![ W>
The stonedoor is opened from the other side.

![ W>k leader
You hit Barbaras' left leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
Barbaras says 'I'll make yoo cry for yoor mother, Troll!' in Westron.
You swiftly dodge a bandit bodyguard's attempt to pierce you.

![ W Barbaras:Fine>bash
bash
Barbaras lightly slashes your body and tickles it.

A bandit bodyguard fails to pierce you.

Your bash at Barbaras sends him sprawling.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Fine>look

Barbaras bleeds from open wounds.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Fine>
The Throne-Hall
A bandit bodyguard is here, fighting YOU.
A bandit bodyguard is here, fighting YOU.
Barbaras is sitting here, trying to fight YOU.
Exits/emulated: {north}, {down}. - d:throne.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Fine>flee
PANIC! You can't quit the fight!

##I see the door has opened. This is going to be good##

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Fine>
You hit Barbaras' left hand extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
You flee down.
A Secret Chamber
Exits: (north), (up). - d:throne.

o[ W HP:Fine>u
The Throne-Hall
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
The mean bandit leader Barbaras grins at you and draws his sword.
Exits: (north), (down). - d:throne.

![ W HP:Fine>n
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, (south), west.
You have found *a Hobbit*!

## AHAH! WOBBIT!!##

*a Hobbit* leaves west sneaking.

o[ W HP:Fine>w
End of Corridor
A ruffian is sneaking around here, looking for some mischief to do.
A dirty ruffian draped in rags advances towards you.
Exits: north, east.
You have found *a Hobbit*!

![ W>kh

*a Hobbit* leaves east sneaking.

o[ W>kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

![ W>e
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, (south), west.

o[ W>e
The Kitchen and Stores
A wooden box, made from rich wood, rests on the ground.
A loaf of bread has been left here.
A small barrel made of aged oak and strong iron hoops stands here.
Exits: [north], west.
Note: box (here) : 
the corpse of a cat
a plain cloak (flawless)
a soft leather jerkin (satisfactory)
a shortsword (flawless)
a lantern
a lantern

o[ W>w
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, (south), west.
You have found *a Hobbit*!

![ W>
*a Hobbit* leaves east sneaking.

o[ W>e
The Kitchen and Stores
A wooden box, made from rich wood, rests on the ground.
A loaf of bread has been left here.
A small barrel made of aged oak and strong iron hoops stands here.
Exits: [north], west.
Note: box (here) : 
the corpse of a cat
a plain cloak (flawless)
a soft leather jerkin (satisfactory)
a shortsword (flawless)
a lantern
a lantern

o[ W>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

o[ W>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You have revealed *a Hobbit*!

![ W>kh
kill *hobbit*
*a Hobbit* leaves her hiding place.
*a Hobbit* swiftly dodges your attempt to hit her.

![ W *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
*a Hobbit* lightly pierces your left leg and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Healthy>bash
bash

*a Hobbit* opens the door.

*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves west.
Your victim has disappeared!

o[ W HP:Fine>w
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, (south), west.
You have found a ruffian!
You have found a young ruffian!

o[ W HP:Fine>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

o[ W HP:Fine>w
End of Corridor
*a Hobbit* is standing here.
Exits: north, east.

![ W HP:Fine>e
*a Hobbit* leaves east.
Banqueting Hall
A ruffian is sneaking around here, looking for some mischief to do (hidden).
A dirty ruffian draped in rags advances towards you (hidden).
*a Hobbit* is standing here.
Exits: east, (south), west.

![ W HP:Fine>w
End of Corridor
Exits: north, east.

o[ W HP:Fine>e
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, (south), west.

o[ W HP:Fine>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

![ W HP:Fine>
*a Hobbit* leaves her hiding place.
*a Hobbit* strongly pierces your left foot and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
You hit *a Hobbit*'s left foot very hard.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>bash

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
*a Hobbit* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

## RUDE WOBBIT! ##

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
*a Hobbit* removes a nasty orkish fang.
*a Hobbit* swiftly draws a black horn shortbow from across her back.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
*a Hobbit* shoots your body extremely hard and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>sigh

*a Hobbit* shoots your right leg hard and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
A ruffian has arrived from the south.
A young ruffian has arrived from the south.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>bash

*a Hobbit* shoots your left hand very hard and tickles it.
*a Hobbit* barely hits your right foot and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
A young ruffian fails to hit you.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
You swiftly dodge a ruffian's attempt to pierce you.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
*a Hobbit* shoots your left foot very hard and tickles it.

Your head stops stinging.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>bash
You sigh.

## When in doubt spam bash, right? ##

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>bash

Your bash at *a Hobbit* sends her sprawling.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>bash
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
You hit *a Hobbit*'s right arm extremely hard.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>' hi
Ok.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>bash
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
You hit *a Hobbit*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>bash
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* seems to have recovered her senses.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>bash
bash

Your bash at *a Hobbit* sends her sprawling.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
You hit *a Hobbit*'s left leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
You hit *a Hobbit*'s left arm extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Bad>
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* seems to have recovered her senses.
*a Hobbit* leaves south.

## SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR ##

o[ W HP:Fine a ruffian:Healthy>bash

o[ W HP:Fine a ruffian:Fine>flee
You flee head over heels.
You flee south.
The Throne-Hall
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
The mean bandit leader Barbaras grins at you and draws his sword.
Exits: (north), (down).

![ W HP:Fine>
Barbaras says 'YOO! Troll! You will dae before ioor time.' in Westron.
Barbaras barely slashes your body and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Hurt>kh

You hit Barbaras' right arm extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Hurt>kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* yells from below 'hi' in Westron.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Hurt>flee
You flee head over heels.
You flee north.
Banqueting Hall
A ruffian is sneaking around here, looking for some mischief to do.
A dirty ruffian draped in rags advances towards you.
Exits: east, (south), west. - d:throne.

o[ W HP:Fine>d
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o[ W HP:Fine>s
d
The Throne-Hall
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
The mean bandit leader Barbaras grins at you and draws his sword.
Exits: (north), (down). - d:throne.

![ W HP:Fine>
A Secret Chamber
Exits: (north), (up). - n:picture u:panel.

o[ W HP:Fine>n
End of the Long Tunnel
Exits: north, (south). - s:wall.

o[ W HP:Fine>yell hi
Ok.

o[ W HP:Fine>n
Long Tunnel
Exits: north, south.

o[ W HP:Fine>n
Bend in the Long Tunnel
Exits: east, south, west.

o[ W HP:Fine>e
A Narrow Crawlway
Exits: north, west.

o[ W HP:Fine>yell nice wobbit
Ok.

o[ W HP:Fine>n
s
A Great, Dirty Cave
Exits: south, [up], down.

o[ W HP:Fine>
A Narrow Crawlway
Exits: north, west.

o[ W HP:Fine>w
Bend in the Long Tunnel
Exits: east, south, west.

o[ W HP:Fine>s
Long Tunnel
Exits: north, south.

o[ W HP:Fine>yell come play?
Ok.

o[ W HP:Fine>yell smiles hungry
Ok.

o[ W HP:Fine>
*a Hobbit* yells from the north 'insane damage' in Westron.

o[ W HP:Fine>who
Players
-------
 [Mw] Ryalnos is never Wrong, so he always
      Smiles 2020
      Beermann the Troll Softskin
      Axantur the Sentinel of Selindòr

4 allies and visible Ainur on.

o[ W HP:Fine>
*a Hobbit* yells from the north 'you kill me in 3 hats' in Westron.

o[ W HP:Fine>yell wobbit squishy
Ok.

o[ W HP:Fine>n
Bend in the Long Tunnel
Exits: east, south, west.

o[ W HP:Fine>yell wobbit tasty!
Ok.

o[ W HP:Fine>yell sorry little wobbit 
Ok.

o[ W HP:Fine>e
A Narrow Crawlway
Exits: north, west.

o[ W HP:Fine>n
A Great, Dirty Cave
Exits: south, *(up)*, down.

o[ W HP:Fine>
Bathmhûrz the Ancient has arrived from below.

o[ W HP:Fine>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Fine>s
A Narrow Crawlway
Exits: north, west.

o[ W HP:Fine>w
Bend in the Long Tunnel
Exits: east, south, west.

o[ W HP:Fine>
You feel bolder.

o[ W HP:Fine>yell but you bashed well for so squishy a wobbit
Ok.

o[ W HP:Fine>score
616/675 hits and 142/143 moves.

![ W HP:Fine>s
Long Tunnel
Exits: north, south.

o[ W HP:Fine>s
End of the Long Tunnel
Exits: north, (south). - s:wall.

o[ W HP:Fine>s
A Secret Chamber
Exits: (north), (up). - n:picture u:panel.

o[ W HP:Fine>u
The Throne-Hall
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
The mean bandit leader Barbaras grins at you and draws his sword.
Exits: (north), (down). - d:throne.
Barbaras lightly slashes your right foot and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Hurt>
You hit Barbaras' right arm very hard.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Hurt>bash
bash

Barbaras lightly slashes your body and tickles it.

Barbaras says 'At's time for you to die!' in Westron.
Your bash at Barbaras sends him sprawling.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Wounded>
A bandit bodyguard fails to pierce you.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Wounded>
A bandit bodyguard fails to pierce you.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Wounded>
You hit Barbaras' left hand extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Bad>
You hit Barbaras' body extremely hard and shatter it.

## Let's clean up these mobs so they aren't in the way ##

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Awful>
*a Hobbit* leaves her hiding place.
*a Hobbit* shoots your left hand hard and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Awful>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Awful>
Barbaras seems to have recovered his senses.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Awful>kw

*a Hobbit* strongly shoots your right leg and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Awful>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.
kill hobbit
You're already fighting!

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Awful>
You hit Barbaras' right leg very hard and shatter it.
Barbaras is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

![ W HP:Fine Barbaras:Dying>flee
You flee head over heels.
You flee down.
A Secret Chamber
Exits: (north), (up). - d:throne.

o[ W HP:Fine>u
The Throne-Hall
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
Barbaras is lying here, mortally wounded.
Exits: (north), (down). - d:throne.

![ W HP:Fine>
A bandit bodyguard quickly approaches, trying to pierce you.

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Healthy>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Healthy>
You hit a bandit bodyguard's body extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Fine>flee
PANIC! You can't quit the fight!

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Fine>
A bandit bodyguard barely pierces your body and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
You flee north.
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, (south), west. - d:throne.

o[ W HP:Fine>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Fine>s
The Throne-Hall
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
Barbaras is lying here, mortally wounded.
Exits: (north), (down). - d:throne.
You have found *a Hobbit*!

![ W HP:Fine>
*a Hobbit* leaves north sneaking.

![ W HP:Fine>n
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, (south), west.

o[ W HP:Fine>kw
kill hobbit
They aren't here.

o[ W HP:Fine>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

![ W HP:Fine>
*a Hobbit* leaves her hiding place.
*a Hobbit* shoots your head very hard and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
You hit *a Hobbit*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* stops using a black horn shortbow.
*a Hobbit* masterfully draws a nasty orkish fang.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves east.

o[ W HP:Fine>bash
bash
Bash what or whom?

o[ W HP:Fine>e
The Kitchen and Stores
A wooden box, made from rich wood, rests on the ground.
A loaf of bread has been left here.
A small barrel made of aged oak and strong iron hoops stands here.
Exits: (north), west.
Note: box (here) : 
the corpse of a cat
a plain cloak (flawless)
a soft leather jerkin (satisfactory)
a shortsword (flawless)
a lantern
a lantern

o[ W HP:Fine>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

o[ W HP:Fine>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Fine>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

o[ W HP:Fine>w
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, (south), west.

o[ W HP:Fine>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Fine>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

o[ W HP:Fine>w
End of Corridor
Exits: north, east.

o[ W HP:Fine>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Fine>e
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, (south), west.

o[ W HP:Fine>e
The Kitchen and Stores
A wooden box, made from rich wood, rests on the ground.
A loaf of bread has been left here.
A small barrel made of aged oak and strong iron hoops stands here.
Exits: (north), west.
Note: box (here) : 
the corpse of a cat
a plain cloak (flawless)
a soft leather jerkin (satisfactory)
a shortsword (flawless)
a lantern
a lantern

o[ W HP:Fine>ww
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o[ W HP:Fine>w
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, (south), west.
You have found *a Hobbit*!
*a Hobbit* leaves south sneaking.

o[ W HP:Fine>s
The Throne-Hall
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
Barbaras is lying here, mortally wounded.
Exits: (north), (down). - d:throne.
You have found *a Hobbit*!

![ W HP:Fine>n
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, (south), west.

o[ W HP:Fine>
You hear a death cry from the south.

o[ W HP:Fine>s
The Throne-Hall
The corpse of Barbaras is lying here.
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
A sturdy bandit bodyguard stands here, eager to hack you to pieces.
Exits: (north), (down). - d:throne.

![ W HP:Fine>
A bandit bodyguard tries to pierce you, but your parry is successful.

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Healthy>d
No way! You are fighting for your life!
You hit a bandit bodyguard's left arm extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* leaves her hiding place.
You swiftly dodge a bandit bodyguard's attempt to pierce you.

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* leaves north.

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Hurt>bash
bash

A bandit bodyguard says 'Yuu will regret that, Trull!' in Westron.
Your bash at a bandit bodyguard sends him sprawling.

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Hurt>
You hit a bandit bodyguard's head extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Bad>
You hit a bandit bodyguard's left leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
**Yawn** Boring kill, wasn't it?
You hear a bandit bodyguard's death cry as he collapses.
A bandit bodyguard is dead! R.I.P.

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Fine>bash
bash

A bandit bodyguard says 'Prepare tu die, Troll!' in Westron.
Your bash at a bandit bodyguard sends him sprawling.

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Fine>
You hit a bandit bodyguard's left arm extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Wounded>
You hit a bandit bodyguard's right hand extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
A bandit bodyguard is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

![ W HP:Fine a bandit bodyguard:Dying>bash
bash

gcc
*a Hobbit* leaves her hiding place.
*a Hobbit* aims for a weakness in your armour!
*a Hobbit* shoots your body very hard and tickles it.

*a Hobbit* leaves north.

A bandit bodyguard doesn't recover from your bash; he is dead.
You receive your share of experience.
**Yawn** Boring kill, wasn't it?
You hear a bandit bodyguard's death cry as he collapses.
A bandit bodyguard is dead! R.I.P.

![ W HP:Fine>n
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, (south), west.

o[ W HP:Fine>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...
You feel bolder.

You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Fine>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

o[ W HP:Fine>e
The Kitchen and Stores
A wooden box, made from rich wood, rests on the ground.
A loaf of bread has been left here.
A small barrel made of aged oak and strong iron hoops stands here.
Exits: (north), west.
Note: box (here) : 
the corpse of a cat
a plain cloak (flawless)
a soft leather jerkin (satisfactory)
a shortsword (flawless)
a lantern
a lantern

o[ W HP:Fine>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Fine>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

o[ W HP:Fine>w
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, (south), west.

o[ W HP:Fine>w
End of Corridor
Exits: north, east.

o[ W HP:Fine>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You have revealed *a Hobbit*!

![ W HP:Fine>kh

*a Hobbit* leaves east sneaking.

o[ W HP:Fine>kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

o[ W HP:Fine>bash
e
bash
Bash what or whom?

o[ W HP:Fine>
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, (south), west.

o[ W HP:Fine>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

![ W HP:Fine>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You have revealed *a Hobbit*!

![ W HP:Fine>
You surprise *a Hobbit*.
*a Hobbit* leaves her hiding place.
You hit *a Hobbit*'s right arm very hard and shatter it.
*a Hobbit* lightly pierces your head and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Bad>e

*a Hobbit* closes the stonedoor.

![ W HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Bad>No way! You are fighting for your life!
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves west.

o[ W HP:Fine>w
End of Corridor
Exits: north, east.

o[ W HP:Fine>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

o[ W HP:Fine>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Fine>e
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, [south], west.

o[ W HP:Fine>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Fine>s
The stonedoor seems to be closed.

o[ W HP:Fine>
*a Hobbit* yells from the west '*cry*' in Westron.

o[ W HP:Fine>w
End of Corridor
Exits: north, east.

o[ W HP:Fine>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Fine>n
Corridor
Exits: north, south.

o[ W HP:Fine>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Fine>n
Corridor
Exits: east, south.

o[ W HP:Fine>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Fine>yell come back wobbit
Ok.

o[ W HP:Fine>s
Corridor
Exits: north, south.

o[ W HP:Fine>yell Smiles make it all better
Ok.

![ W HP:Fine>yell no more pain
Ok.

![ W HP:Fine>
*a Hobbit* leaves her hiding place.
Suddenly *a Hobbit* stabs you in the back.
That really HURT!

![ W HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves north.

## OK that hurt. Props to the wobbit though ##

o[ W HP:Hurt>n
Corridor
Exits: east, south.

o[ W HP:Hurt>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Hurt>s
Corridor
Exits: north, south.

o[ W HP:Hurt>s
End of Corridor
Exits: north, east.

o[ W HP:Hurt>e
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, [south], west.

o[ W HP:Hurt>e
The Kitchen and Stores
A wooden box, made from rich wood, rests on the ground.
A loaf of bread has been left here.
A small barrel made of aged oak and strong iron hoops stands here.
Exits: (north), west.
Note: box (here) : 
the corpse of a cat
a plain cloak (flawless)
a soft leather jerkin (satisfactory)
a shortsword (flawless)
a lantern
a lantern

o[ W HP:Hurt>score
447/659 hits and 136/139 moves.

o[ W HP:Hurt>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You have revealed *a Hobbit*!

![ W HP:Hurt>rq

*a Hobbit* tries to sneak behind you!

![ W HP:Hurt>reveal quick
You begin to search...

*a Hobbit* leaves west sneaking.

w
You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Hurt>
Banqueting Hall
Exits: east, [south], west.

o[ W HP:Hurt>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

kh
You have revealed *a Hobbit*!

![ W HP:Hurt>kill *hobbit*
*a Hobbit* leaves her hiding place.
You hit *a Hobbit*'s left foot extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Bad>
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves west.

## Much spamming around to find hidden hobbit occurs. But 
more importantly is now finally night ##

o[ W HP:Fine>w
Entrance to the Castle Keep
*a cunning Hobbit* is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: *north*, east, (south), west.

## What's this?! Two hobbits. Sneaky fucks breed like rabbits ##

![ W HP:Fine>w
Corridor
Exits: east, south.

o[ W HP:Fine>e
Entrance to the Castle Keep
*a cunning Hobbit* is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: *north*, east, (south), west.

![ W HP:Fine>kh

*a cunning Hobbit* leaves east.
A mountain mule leaves east.

![ W HP:Fine>kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

![ W HP:Fine>bash
bash
Bash what or whom?

![ W HP:Fine>
*a cunning Hobbit* has arrived from the east.
A mountain mule has arrived from the east.

![ W HP:Fine>
*a cunning Hobbit* crushes your left foot and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Fine>
You hit *a cunning Hobbit*'s body extremely hard.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Fine>bash
bash

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Fine>
*a cunning Hobbit* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Fine>
*a cunning Hobbit* crushes your right arm and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Fine>' backup wobbit

Your head stops stinging.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Fine>Ok.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Fine>bash

A mountain mule has arrived from the north.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Fine>A mountain mule leaves east.
bash

Your bash at *a cunning Hobbit* sends him sprawling.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Fine>
You hit *a cunning Hobbit*'s body extremely hard.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* leaves her hiding place.
*a Hobbit* strongly shoots your left foot and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>bash
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* strongly shoots your left arm and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>bash

You hit *a cunning Hobbit*'s body extremely hard.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a cunning Hobbit* seems to have recovered his senses.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>bash
bash
*a Hobbit* shoots your right arm hard and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a cunning Hobbit* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
*a Hobbit* fails to shoot you.

## ANOTHER BASHY WOBBIT UGH. Little fucks can hit hard ##

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>bash

*a cunning Hobbit* crushes your body hard and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>bash

*a Hobbit* shoots your right foot extremely hard and tickles it.

![ W HP:Fine *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* shoots your body hard and tickles it.
*a cunning Hobbit* crushes your right foot and tickles it.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
Your head stops stinging.
*a cunning Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a cunning Hobbit* leaves south.

![ W HP:Hurt>bash
Bash what or whom?

![ W HP:Hurt>bash
Bash what or whom?

![ W HP:Hurt>bash
bash
Bash what or whom?

![ W HP:Hurt>
*a cunning Hobbit* has arrived from the south.

![ W HP:Hurt>
*a cunning Hobbit* leaves north.
A mountain mule leaves north.

![ W HP:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* shoots your left leg and tickles it.

![ W HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Wounded>bash
bash

*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves south.
Your victim has disappeared!

![ W HP:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* has arrived from the south.

![ W HP:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* leaves west.

![ W HP:Hurt>s
Cloak Room
Exits: (north).

o[ W HP:Hurt>n
Entrance to the Castle Keep
An arrow made from a grey wood lies here.
*a Hobbit* is standing here.
Exits: *north*, east, (south), west.

![ W HP:Hurt>kh

*a Hobbit* leaves east.

![ W HP:Hurt>kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

![ W HP:Hurt>bash

*a Hobbit* has arrived from the east.

![ W HP:Hurt>bash
Bash what or whom?
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* shoots your body hard and tickles it.

![ W HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Wounded>bash
bash
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves south.
Your victim has disappeared!

![ W HP:Hurt>kh
*a Hobbit* has arrived from the south.
kill *hobbit*
You approach *a Hobbit*, trying to hit her.

![ W HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves west.

![ W HP:Hurt>bash
bash
Bash what or whom?

![ W HP:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* has arrived from the west.

![ W HP:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* leaves north.

![ W HP:Hurt>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

![ W HP:Hurt>w
Corridor
Exits: east, south.

o[ W HP:Hurt>e
Entrance to the Castle Keep
An arrow made from a grey wood lies here.
Exits: ^north^, east, (south), west.

![ W HP:Hurt>e
Hallway
The corpse of a mean brigand is lying here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: [east], south, west.

o[ W HP:Hurt>w
Entrance to the Castle Keep
An arrow made from a grey wood lies here.
Exits: ^north^, east, (south), west.

![ W HP:Hurt>e
Hallway
The corpse of a mean brigand is lying here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: [east], south, west.

## Kill their rides ##

o[ W HP:Hurt>k mule
You hit a mountain mule's right hindleg extremely hard and shatter it.

o[ W HP:Hurt a mountain mule:Wounded>bash
bash

Your bash at a mountain mule sends him sprawling.

o[ W HP:Hurt a mountain mule:Wounded>
You hit a mountain mule's body extremely hard and shatter it.
Good job!
You hear a mountain mule's death cry as he collapses.
A mountain mule is dead! R.I.P.

o[ W HP:Hurt>yell rude wobbits
Ok.

o[ W HP:Hurt>ec
examine corpse
In the corpse (here):
Nothing.

o[ W HP:Hurt>w
Entrance to the Castle Keep
Exits: ^north^, east, (south), west.

![ W HP:Hurt>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

![ W HP:Hurt>w
Corridor
Exits: east, south.

o[ W HP:Hurt>s
Corridor
Exits: north, south.

o[ W HP:Hurt>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

o[ W HP:Hurt>n
Corridor
Exits: east, south.

o[ W HP:Hurt>e
Entrance to the Castle Keep
Exits: ^north^, east, (south), west.
*a cunning Hobbit* has arrived from the north.
A mountain mule has arrived from the north.

![ W HP:Hurt>kh
kill *hobbit*
You hit *a cunning Hobbit*'s right arm extremely hard.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>bash
bash

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a cunning Hobbit* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a cunning Hobbit* crushes your right foot and tickles it.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* leaves her hiding place.
*a Hobbit* shoots your body hard and tickles it.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* shoots your left arm very hard and tickles it.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.
*a cunning Hobbit* removes an iron-shod mace.
*a cunning Hobbit* swiftly draws a yew longbow.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a cunning Hobbit* nocks a missile in a yew longbow.

bash

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>bash

You swiftly dodge *a Hobbit*'s attempt to shoot you.
*a cunning Hobbit* shoots your left foot very hard and tickles it.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a cunning Hobbit* stops using a yew longbow.
*a cunning Hobbit* confidently draws an iron-shod mace.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* shoots your body hard and tickles it.
*a cunning Hobbit* crushes your left foot and tickles it.

bash

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>
Your head stops stinging.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>bash

*a Hobbit* aims for a weakness in your armour!
*a Hobbit* strongly shoots your right leg and tickles it.

*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

bash
Your bash at *a cunning Hobbit* sends him sprawling.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
*a Hobbit* shoots your right arm hard and tickles it.
You hit *a cunning Hobbit*'s right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>bash

*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* lightly shoots your right foot and tickles it.

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>bash
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

![ W HP:Hurt *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* shoots your right arm hard and tickles it.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
You hit *a cunning Hobbit*'s left leg extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
You swiftly dodge *a Hobbit*'s attempt to shoot you.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a cunning Hobbit* seems to have recovered his senses.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* shoots your right arm hard.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>bash
bash

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a cunning Hobbit* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>bash

*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a cunning Hobbit* removes an iron-shod mace.
*a cunning Hobbit* swiftly draws a yew longbow.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a cunning Hobbit* nocks a missile in a yew longbow.

bash

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* shoots your body extremely hard.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* fails to shoot you.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a cunning Hobbit* strongly shoots your left leg and tickles it.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a cunning Hobbit* nocks a missile in a yew longbow.
*a Hobbit* shoots your body hard.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a cunning Hobbit* nocks a missile in a yew longbow.
Your head stops stinging.

![ W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Wounded>bash
*a Hobbit* shoots your right arm hard.

*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

bash
*a cunning Hobbit* stops using a yew longbow.
*a cunning Hobbit* confidently draws an iron-shod mace.
*a Hobbit* shoots your body hard.

*a cunning Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a cunning Hobbit* leaves east.
Your victim has disappeared!

## Well the strategy of just pound one wasn't working well this is getting painful ##

![ W HP:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* strongly shoots your right hand.

![ W HP:Bad *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

![ W HP:Bad *a Hobbit*:Wounded>
*a cunning Hobbit* has arrived from the east.
You hit *a Hobbit*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Bad *a Hobbit*:Bad>
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves north.

![ W HP:Bad>n
The Castle Square
A crumbling fountain is in the middle of the place.
Exits: ^north^, south.

)# W HP:Bad>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

)# W HP:Bad>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

)# W HP:Bad>score

*a cunning Hobbit* has arrived from the south.
A mountain mule has arrived from the south.

!# W HP:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* leaves north.
A mountain mule leaves north.
161/659 hits and 139/140 moves.

)# W HP:Bad>n
Castle Yard
The corpse of a thug is lying here.
The corpse of the chief thug is lying here.
Exits: ^north^, east, ^south^, ^up^.

)[ W HP:Bad>s
The Castle Square
A crumbling fountain is in the middle of the place.
Exits: ^north^, south.

)# W HP:Bad>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

)# W HP:Bad>rq
reveal quick
You begin to search...

You didn't find anyone.

)# W HP:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* has arrived from the north.
A mountain mule has arrived from the north.

!# W HP:Bad>n
Castle Yard
The corpse of a thug is lying here.
The corpse of the chief thug is lying here.
Exits: ^north^, east, ^south^, ^up^.

)[ W HP:Bad>s
The Castle Square
A crumbling fountain is in the middle of the place.
*a cunning Hobbit* is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: ^north^, south.

!# W HP:Wounded>kh

*a cunning Hobbit* leaves north.
A mountain mule leaves north.

)# W HP:Wounded>kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

)# W HP:Wounded>bash
bash
Bash what or whom?

)# W HP:Wounded>
*a cunning Hobbit* has arrived from the north.
A mountain mule has arrived from the north.

!# W HP:Wounded>n
Castle Yard
The corpse of a thug is lying here.
The corpse of the chief thug is lying here.
Exits: ^north^, east, ^south^, ^up^.
You smell blood.

![ W HP:Wounded>s
The Castle Square
A crumbling fountain is in the middle of the place.
*a cunning Hobbit* is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: ^north^, south.

!# W HP:Wounded>kh
*a cunning Hobbit* leaves south.
A mountain mule leaves south.
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

!# W HP:Wounded>
*a cunning Hobbit* has arrived from the south.
A mountain mule has arrived from the south.

!# W HP:Wounded>bash
bash
Bash what or whom?

!# W HP:Wounded>kh
kill *hobbit*
You hit *a cunning Hobbit*'s right arm extremely hard and shatter it.

!# W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Bad>bash
bash

!# W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

## Not this shit again ##

!# W HP:Wounded *a cunning Hobbit*:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* strongly crushes your right foot.

!# W HP:Bad *a cunning Hobbit*:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* removes an iron-shod mace.
*a cunning Hobbit* swiftly draws a yew longbow.

!# W HP:Bad *a cunning Hobbit*:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* nocks a missile in a yew longbow.

!# W HP:Bad *a cunning Hobbit*:Bad>bash

*a cunning Hobbit* strongly shoots your right leg.

!# W HP:Bad *a cunning Hobbit*:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* nocks a missile in a yew longbow.

!# W HP:Bad *a cunning Hobbit*:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* strongly shoots your left hand.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

!# W HP:Bad *a cunning Hobbit*:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* stops using a yew longbow.
*a cunning Hobbit* confidently draws an iron-shod mace.

bash

!# W HP:Bad *a cunning Hobbit*:Bad>
*a Hobbit* leaves her hiding place.
*a Hobbit* shoots your body hard.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

!# W HP:Bad *a cunning Hobbit*:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a cunning Hobbit* leaves north.

Your head stops stinging.

!# W HP:Bad>bash
Bash what or whom?

!# W HP:Bad>bash
Bash what or whom?

!# W HP:Bad>
*a Hobbit* shoots your right foot hard.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

!# W HP:Bad *a Hobbit*:Bad>
*a Hobbit* nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

!# W HP:Bad *a Hobbit*:Bad>
You hit *a Hobbit*'s left foot extremely hard and shatter it.

!# W HP:Bad *a Hobbit*:Awful>
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves north.

)# W HP:Bad>flee
You flee head over heels.
You flee south.
Entrance to the Castle Keep
On the ground, there are three ash arrows.
Exits: ^north^, east, (south), west.

![ W HP:Bad>n
The Castle Square
A crumbling fountain is in the middle of the place.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: ^north^, south.

)# W HP:Bad>n
Castle Yard
The corpse of a thug is lying here.
The corpse of the chief thug is lying here.
Exits: ^north^, east, ^south^, ^up^.

)[ W HP:Bad>n
Old Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^south^.

)[ W HP:Bad>score
85/659 hits and 133/140 moves.

)[ W HP:Bad>n
Before the Castle Gate
A grey hare stands alert, looking and listening for predators.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

)[ W HP:Bad>n
An Old Trail by a Fortress
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>n
A Break in the Great Hedge
A large flat rock lies here, its surface etched with markings.
*a cunning Hobbit* is standing here.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^. - d:hole.

## Do I stay or bail. Or keep forgetting about the purple fucking scroll in my pack?
Hint: I forget about it all through the fight ##

!. W HP:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* leaves north.

). W HP:Bad>score
86/659 hits and 132/140 moves.

). W HP:Bad>n
Plains
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>e
Plains
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>e
e
A Patch of Brush
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>Plains
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>e
Plains
A lone hawk soars high above you.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>s
Rough Grounds
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>s
Rough Grounds
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>score
91/659 hits and 129/140 moves.

). W HP:Bad>w
Rough Grounds
Exits: ^north^, ^east^.

). W HP:Bad>n
Rough Grounds
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.


). W HP:Bad>nar anyone near SD
Ok.

## Nobody answers ##

). W HP:Bad>e
Rough Grounds
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>e
Plains
A lone hawk soars high above you.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>nar cunning wobbits
Ok.

). W HP:Bad>w
Rough Grounds
A lone hawk soars high above you.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>w
Rough Grounds
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>yell sneaky wobbit
Ok.

## Try to lure it out some ##

). W HP:Bad>w
Plains
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>w
Plains
A sharp-eyed hawk is here stalking some prey.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>w
A Break in the Great Hedge
A large flat rock lies here, its surface etched with markings.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^. - d:hole.

). W HP:Bad>s
An Old Trail by a Fortress
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>s
Before the Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

)[ W HP:Bad>s
Old Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^south^.

)[ W HP:Bad>s
Castle Yard
The corpse of a thug is lying here.
The corpse of the chief thug is lying here.
A dirty ruffian draped in rags advances towards you.
Exits: ^north^, east, ^south^, ^up^.
You have found a ruffian!

)[ W HP:Bad>s
The Castle Square
A crumbling fountain is in the middle of the place.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: ^north^, south.

)# W HP:Bad>score
107/659 hits and 122/140 moves.

)# W HP:Bad>k mule
You try to hit a mountain mule, but he parries successfully.

)# W HP:Bad a mountain mule:Healthy>bash
bash

Your bash at a mountain mule sends him sprawling.

)# W HP:Bad a mountain mule:Fine>
You hit a mountain mule's body extremely hard and shatter it.

)# W HP:Bad a mountain mule:Fine>bash
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

)# W HP:Bad a mountain mule:Fine>
A mountain mule seems to have recovered his senses.

)# W HP:Bad a mountain mule:Fine>
You hit a mountain mule's left foreleg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

)# W HP:Bad a mountain mule:Wounded>bash
bash

Your bash at a mountain mule sends him sprawling.

)# W HP:Bad a mountain mule:Wounded>yell wobbits no have mounts now
Ok.

## I lied as you will soon see. This mule lived to haul wobbit ass another day ##

)# W HP:Bad a mountain mule:Wounded>bash
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

)# W HP:Bad a mountain mule:Wounded>
You hit a mountain mule's left hindfoot extremely hard and shatter it.

)# W HP:Bad a mountain mule:Awful>bash
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

)# W HP:Bad a mountain mule:Awful>
*a cunning Hobbit* has arrived from the north.

!# W HP:Bad a mountain mule:Awful>
*a cunning Hobbit* leaves south.

## SIGH ##

)# W HP:Bad a mountain mule:Awful>
A mountain mule panics, and attempts to flee.
A mountain mule leaves north.

)# W HP:Bad>n
Castle Yard
The corpse of a thug is lying here.
The corpse of the chief thug is lying here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: ^north^, east, ^south^, ^up^.

)[ W HP:Bad>
A ruffian has arrived from above.
A young ruffian has arrived from above.

)[ W HP:Bad>n
Old Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^south^.

)[ W HP:Bad>n
Before the Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

)[ W HP:Bad>n
An Old Trail by a Fortress
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>score
118/659 hits and 125/140 moves.

). W HP:Bad>e
The Hedge-Trail
Exits: ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>w
An Old Trail by a Fortress
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>s
Before the Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

)[ W HP:Bad>s
Old Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^south^.

)[ W HP:Bad>s
Castle Yard
The corpse of a thug is lying here.
The corpse of the chief thug is lying here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A ruffian is sneaking around here, looking for some mischief to do.
A dirty ruffian draped in rags advances towards you.
Exits: ^north^, east, ^south^, ^up^.

)[ W HP:Bad>s
The Castle Square
A crumbling fountain is in the middle of the place.
Exits: ^north^, south.

)# W HP:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* has arrived from the south.

!# W HP:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* leaves north.

)# W HP:Bad>n
Castle Yard
The corpse of a thug is lying here.
The corpse of the chief thug is lying here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A ruffian is sneaking around here, looking for some mischief to do.
A dirty ruffian draped in rags advances towards you.
Exits: ^north^, east, ^south^, ^up^.

)[ W HP:Bad>kh

*a cunning Hobbit* has arrived from above.

![ W HP:Bad>kill *hobbit*
You hit *a cunning Hobbit*'s right hand very hard and shatter it.

![ W HP:Bad *a cunning Hobbit*:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a cunning Hobbit* leaves east.

)[ W HP:Bad>bash
bash
Bash what or whom?

)[ W HP:Bad>n
Old Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^south^.

)[ W HP:Bad>s
e
Castle Yard
The corpse of a thug is lying here.
The corpse of the chief thug is lying here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A ruffian is sneaking around here, looking for some mischief to do.
A dirty ruffian draped in rags advances towards you.
Exits: ^north^, east, ^south^, ^up^.

)[ W HP:Bad>Old Stone Building
*a cunning Hobbit* is standing here.
Exits: ^west^.

![ W HP:Bad>w
Castle Yard
The corpse of a thug is lying here.
The corpse of the chief thug is lying here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A ruffian is sneaking around here, looking for some mischief to do.
A dirty ruffian draped in rags advances towards you.
Exits: ^north^, east, ^south^, ^up^.

)[ W HP:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* has arrived from the east.

![ W HP:Bad>e
Old Stone Building
Exits: ^west^.

o[ W HP:Bad>w
Castle Yard
The corpse of a thug is lying here.
The corpse of the chief thug is lying here.
A ruffian is sneaking around here, looking for some mischief to do.
A dirty ruffian draped in rags advances towards you.
Exits: ^north^, east, ^south^, ^up^.
You swiftly dodge a young ruffian's attempt to hit you.

)[ W HP:Bad a young ruffian:Healthy>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

![ W HP:Bad a young ruffian:Healthy>flee
You flee head over heels.
You flee north.
Old Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^south^.

)[ W HP:Bad>n
Before the Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

)[ W HP:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* has arrived from the north.
A mountain mule has arrived from the north.

![ W HP:Bad>
*a cunning Hobbit* leaves south.
A mountain mule leaves south.

)[ W HP:Bad>n
An Old Trail by a Fortress
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>s
Before the Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.
You have found *a Hobbit*!

## Now we get back to Wobbit #1 ##

![ W HP:Bad>s

*a Hobbit* leaves north sneaking.

)[ W HP:Bad>Old Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^south^.

)[ W HP:Bad>n
Before the Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.
You have found *a Hobbit*!

![ W HP:Bad>kh
kill *hobbit*
*a Hobbit* leaves her hiding place.
You try to hit *a Hobbit*, but she parries successfully.

![ W HP:Bad *a Hobbit*:Bad>bash
bash
*a Hobbit* strongly pierces your left foot.
You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!

*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves north.
Your victim has disappeared!

)[ W HP:Bad>n
An Old Trail by a Fortress
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

). W HP:Bad>n
A Break in the Great Hedge
A large flat rock lies here, its surface etched with markings.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^. - d:hole.

). W HP:Bad>n
Plains
*a Hobbit* is standing here.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.
*a Hobbit* leaves east.

!. W HP:Bad>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

). W HP:Bad>e
Plains
A sharp-eyed hawk is here stalking some prey.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>kh
kill *hobbit*
They aren't here.

). W HP:Bad>e
A Patch of Brush
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>e
Plains
A lone hawk soars high above you.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>n
Old East Road
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

)+ W HP:Bad>w
Old East Road
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

)+ W HP:Bad>w
Old East Road
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

)+ W HP:Bad>w
Old East Road
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

)+ W HP:Bad>w
Old East Road
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

)+ W HP:Bad>w
Old East Road
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

)+ W HP:Bad>s
Grasslands
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>e
Plains
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>e
Plains
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>e
Plains
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>e
A Patch of Brush
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>e
s
Plains
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>Rough Grounds
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>w
Plains
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>w
Plains
A sharp-eyed hawk is here stalking some prey.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>score
125/659 hits and 102/140 moves.

## Trying to both flush them if they've moved around and gain a little time to heal
at the cost of some movement ##

). W HP:Bad>w
A Break in the Great Hedge
A large flat rock lies here, its surface etched with markings.
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^. - d:hole.

). W HP:Bad>s
An Old Trail by a Fortress
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

). W HP:Bad>s
Before the Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^south^, ^west^.

)[ W HP:Bad>s
Old Castle Gate
Exits: ^north^, ^south^.

)[ W HP:Bad>s
Castle Yard
The corpse of a thug is lying here.
The corpse of the chief thug is lying here.
*a cunning Hobbit* is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: ^north^, east, ^south^, ^up^.

![ W HP:Bad>kh
kill *hobbit*
You hit *a cunning Hobbit*'s right leg extremely hard and shatter it.
*a cunning Hobbit* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

![ W HP:Bad *a cunning Hobbit*:Dying>bash
bash

*a cunning Hobbit* doesn't recover from your bash; he is dead.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
You gained some renown in this battle!
You hear *Slayah the Fallohid Hobbit*'s death cry as he collapses.
*Slayah the Fallohid Hobbit* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

## Fuck yeah! This is where I start being stupid, because I had an adrenaline rush going
and wanted a power belt, and kicked into default take a trophy mode and forgot about #1 Wobbit ##

)[ W HP:Bad>ec
examine corpse
In the corpse (here):
a pile of coins
a quiver
a belt pouch
a water skin
a lantern
a hunting knife (well-maintained)
a studded leather belt
an iron-shod mace
a forest green cloak (well-maintained)
a small wooden target shield (well-maintained)
a pair of rigid leather sleeves (worn)
a pair of soft leather boots (used)
a pair of hard leather trousers (used)
a reinforced leather helmet (flawless)
a soft leather jerkin (satisfactory)
a ring
a rough staff
a yew longbow
a longsword (flawless)

)[ W HP:Bad>gcc
get all.coins all.corpse
You can't get a pile of coins, you are carrying too many items already.

## OOOPS All those arrows add up ##

)[ W HP:Bad>scalp corpse
You start taking the scalp from the corpse of *a Hobbit*.

in
You tear Slayah's scalp off the dead corpse.

![ W HP:Bad>
You are carrying:
the scalp of Slayah
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow

*** Return: continue, b: back, r: redisplay, q: quit (62%) *** drop all.arrow
*** Return: continue, b: back, r: redisplay, q: quit (62%) *** 
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow
an ash arrow

![ W HP:Bad>
*Rosie the Harfoot Hobbit* leaves her hiding place.
Suddenly *Rosie the Harfoot Hobbit* stabs you in the back, you die.

You are dead! Sorry...

## Stupid Smiles deserved to die there. Several things... I should have thought of those arrows
a long time ago and dropped them. I also shouldn't have lingered over the kill, and if I'd used
that goddamned purple scroll after I hit low wounded and it was dark enough for me to trade space
for some time running around... Oh well. Chalk it up the the rush and ADHD gone wild.

Very well played by Slayah and Rosie. Team Trollie 1, Team Wobbit 1, final outcome: Fun! 

I hope Rosie or Slayah post their logs too, Rosie was quite game sticking around during the 
day keeping the fight going, even in pretty bad shape. One more lucky bash might have finished 
her off before Slayah arrived. ##


 Very nice, I would like to see this log in the 'notables' section! 


2020/01/17 13:26, Fieldy:   
Fun log! But
## Much spamming around to find hidden hobbit occurs. But
more importantly is now finally night ##

o[ W HP:Fine>w
Entrance to the Castle Keep
*a cunning Hobbit* is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: *north*, east, (south), west.


You sure it was night?

2020/01/17 13:27, Dawnborn:   
I don't recall if Slayah showed up at nightfall or just before now. It was pretty close though.

2020/01/17 14:41, Fieldy:   
The exit north shows it sunny north : P

2020/01/17 14:54, Dawnborn:   
Blame it on the fact I edited this log while making coffee, and trying to recall some stuff as I did it.

2020/01/17 17:58, Slayah:   
Sacrifices had to be made...

BLOOD FOR THE SHIRE!

2020/01/17 20:36, Rosie:   
I tried to post my view yesterday but it wouldn't go through for some reason. Fun fight and most of the victory belongs to Slayah of course, it was an epic sacrifice for the Shire!

2020/01/17 21:53, Dawnborn:   
Later on, Smiles came back and raided the hobbit farm by Bree. He ate both hobbit children, and then slaughtered the Stoor village on his way home.

Many wobbits died in revenge.

2020/01/17 22:15, Shaukr: 
That looked fun!

2020/01/20 07:08, Faine: 
Use flush instead of reveal.


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